WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

Can’t be the worst dressed People Of Walmart if you don’t have any clothes on. Smart move.

Good thing they provide those little sani-wipes for the carts. That could have ended badly.

The best part about this shirt is that it’s both fashionable and functional. Keeps the bellying looking slick and still has that front pocket for your pack of smokes.

Listen pal, we’re all excited for a fun filled summer of grilling, but you’re starting to scare people.

Bottom biscuit season is back and in full effect.

Nothing makes me happier than visual proof of how dumb somebody is.

They say dress for the job you want, so I’m thinking with all those singles, maybe a stripper?

Me rolling back into work today after my 3 day long American-fueled weekend.

See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart

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11 Comments
Iska Waran
Iska Waran
June 1, 2019 8:32 am

Ever think that maybe the naked black guy is just a recent Masai immigrant? The ethnocentrism around here is out of control. Who are we to force our cultural norms and mores onto the immigrant community?

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  Iska Waran
June 1, 2019 10:30 am

true dat…

Mistico (EC)
Mistico (EC)
  Mygirl...maybe
June 1, 2019 4:43 pm

Careful, mygorilla, while you may enjoy him drinking the dew from your ample samples, you won’t like it when he shoots an arrow into your jugular to get some blood in a bowl for dinner.

22winmag - The South was Right!
22winmag - The South was Right!
June 1, 2019 9:31 am

Biohazards of the week.

Even the beer guy.

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  22winmag - The South was Right!
June 1, 2019 12:00 pm

22, where the hell ya been?

Mistico (EC)
Mistico (EC)
  ILuvCO2
June 1, 2019 4:40 pm

Probably at ZH now that Bitcoin is coming back.

BUCKHED
BUCKHED
June 1, 2019 12:44 pm

Attention Walmart shoppers we have black cock on sale on aisle 5 .

Mistico (EC)
Mistico (EC)
June 1, 2019 9:45 pm

Exactly what was he shopping for and where is his wallet with the EBT card? I tried to pay with dick once, it cost me big time.

dantheman
dantheman
June 1, 2019 10:51 pm

Funniest thing on this page is after you get to the last picture, look to the right side of the page. A real honest to goodness advertisement asking you to click to shop online at Walmart and generate revenue for the site.

Daniel Silvan
Daniel Silvan
  dantheman
June 2, 2019 2:41 am

I think good entertainment is worth paying for. Why pay for entrance to the zoo when you can see uncaged animals in their natural habitat without having to shell out money? Unfortunately, crazy is not an endangered species.

Daniel Silvan
Daniel Silvan
June 2, 2019 2:38 am

I agree with you. In fact, he and all those like him should be shipped to an area in N. Dakota to practice their cultural norms in peace. And in winter.