McAfee Offers Latest Advice For Coming Civil War: “Arm Yourselves To The Fu*king Teeth”

Via ZeroHedge

The always rogue and occasionally imprisoned John McAfee has been dispensing free advice to all who will listen; from his “Mixology 101” series on bartending, to his Central America travel guide, to offering advice for young men, (which includes “stay out of jail as much as possible”) – the 73-year-old gun-toting cybersecurity pioneer who parties harder than most 23-year-olds has some advice for surviving the upcoming civil war.

“Arm yourself to the fucking teeth”

Pointing to a political map of the United States (“This is the layout, assuming we’re having war”), McAfee suggests that blue states “arm yourselves to the fucking teeth” with ‘vastly superior Israeli weaponry.’

To the blue states of Colorado and New Mexico; “I’m sorry, you’re surrounded. See if Mexico won’t annex you.”

To the central-north states, “you’re too damn cold, noone wants you,” and the Northeast should “just tell them you’re part of Canada and they won’t know the fucking difference.”

To Florida, McAfee suggests “change the state language to Spanish, and when the invaders look for “el baño” (the bathroom) – can’t find one, they’ll go home.

How should red states prepare? 

To the ‘conservatives, the gun owners,’ – “you should anticipate that the West Coast is going to arm itself to the fucking teeth with the latest Israeli weapons. I suggest you preempt this by selling them your daisy bb-rifles and tell them they’re AR-15’s, they won’t know the fucking difference.

“Colorado and New Mexico; worthless land – ignore it. See if you can sell it to Mexico,” advises McAfee.

“The central north – too damn cold, you don’t want that. And the Northeast, it’s part of Canada – ignore it.”

Finally, “Florida – if you cannot sell it to Cuba, then blow the bridges and stock Piranha in all the swamps, that will keep them busy till the war is over.”

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20 Comments
James
James
August 9, 2019 8:35 am

I really get the feeling over the years that John is one crazy fuck,that said,think I could get along with him and his twisted sense of humor.

Vote Harder
Vote Harder
  James
August 9, 2019 10:56 am

He must be doing something right if he is an enemy of the state.

Ottomatik
Ottomatik
  James
August 9, 2019 3:05 pm

Wild man. I hope BTC hits a million so he doesn’t have to eat his own dick….

Vote Harder
Vote Harder
August 9, 2019 8:48 am

I got an idea, why don’t we vote with our guns?

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bob
bob
August 9, 2019 9:51 am

Check check.

TC
TC
August 9, 2019 10:27 am

For a crazy dude, his map looks pretty accurate, though I suspect there are more than a few up in the frozen northeast who won’t go quietly.

James
James
  TC
August 9, 2019 12:07 pm

TC,in the lands of Northern New England “The hills will be alive with the sound of gu-,eh,music!”

mark
mark
  TC
August 9, 2019 12:20 pm

TC…putting NC in blue and with the NE was a mistake…yea, there are blue bubbles but 60% of the state is still forest and the blue bubbles are surrounded by people like me armed to the teeth.

If the Golden Horde ever comes streaming out they will find the countryside filled with small farms, homesteads, and rural people with a long history of self-sufficiency, hunting, and many, many veterans who have retired to NC. Shooting is a way of life here.

We will see what direction the military goes and especially the National Guard made up mostly of local good ole boys.

One other factor…multiple generational rural blacks are a completely different breed than city blacks.

Miles Long
Miles Long
  mark
August 9, 2019 3:53 pm

Virginia except NOVA & coastal areas as well as most of PA away from urban areas is the same as most of NC. Methinks that red/blue 2016 election map would be more accurate.

mark
mark
  Miles Long
August 10, 2019 10:40 am

Yea, go county by county…not state by state.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
August 9, 2019 3:24 pm

Republican and Democrat politicos on America: we had to destroy it to save it.

Ammo
Ammo
August 9, 2019 5:10 pm

I’m late to this idea but thought it should be shared anyway :https://youtu.be/HwTtYabdqBk…….if they block it go the website : Mark My Words, John Mark

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  Ammo
August 9, 2019 8:57 pm

I’m gonna watch that for an hour? Really? On a Friday fucking night? With a crap full of colors to hurt your eyes.? Just share the fucking idea in a succinct manor, will ya?

Shinmen Takezo
Shinmen Takezo
August 9, 2019 10:46 pm

Nothing but happy thoughts from John M.