U.S. —The war between God’s chosen chicken sandwich restaurant and the heathen chicken restaurant Popeyes continues to heat up. Early Monday morning, the nation’s Chick-fil-A employees were seen marching around nearby Popeyes restaurants blowing various horns.
The smiling fast-food workers sang religious lyrics like “My eyes have seen the glory of a Chick-fil-A sandwich” and “Bless the poultry, my soul, O my soul” as blew on shofars and trumpets as they marched around the Popeyes restaurants seven times.
At one restaurant in Lousiana, a patron was waiting for over 30 minutes for their Popeyes chicken, prompting one of the Chick-fil-A employees to jump over the counter and serve him out of instinct. Similar acts of goodwill were seen all over the country as the Chick-fil-A employees continued to march around the restaurants in an attempt to call down God’s wrath upon their mortal foes.
“Oh, shucks, we love our friends here at Popeyes,” said one Chick-fil-A worker. “This is just a good bit of fun. But really, they should get out of there as soon as possible.”
As the ground beneath the restaurants began to tremble and screaming patrons smashed through windows to escape, the smiling Chick-fil-A employees simply said carrying out the destruction of God’s enemies was their pleasure.
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All this because Chick-fil-A refuses to open on Sundays?
Shall We Gather Eggs at the River
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s omelette!
It’s rather erroneous. God, the creator of the universe, never commanded to rest on Sunday. HE commanded us to rest on the Sabbath. But then in 325 A.D. the early pope and the roman emperor Constantine got together and decreed a day of rest throughout all the empire to be on “the venerable day of the sun”, because Constantine was a sun-god worshiper.
And thus it is still to this day throughout the western world.
May I offer you some bacon and coffee?
I take the coffee. Thanks.
I figured it had to do more with GOLFING on Saturday.
Unless you’re a Seventh Day Adventist!
Or just someone who desires to do the things pleasing to God.
Popeyes taste like a flat stepped on with a dirty shoe full of nasty spices to cover the dry flat double crusty crust. They do not have a sandwich worth talking about much less eating
The beans and rice is like seasoned slop.