CPI Reality Check: Chick-Fil-A Has Hiked Prices 21% In Just Two Years

Via ZeroHedge

While we keep letting the government tell us that inflation is at 3%, back out in the real world price hikes are staggeringly higher.

Just take one look at Chick-fil-A, for example: the popular fast food chain has hiked its prices a whopping 21% over the last two years, according to a new report from the NY Post.

In 2022, the chain first raised prices by 15%, the report says. In January 2023, the company then implemented a menu-wide 6% hike in prices, resulting in the average price of its chicken sandwich – which was under $5 in 2021 – to now cost $5.79.

The report notes that in high cost of living areas, like New York City, the same sandwich is going to run customers $6.99. An 8 piece nuggets, which would cost $5.99 elsewhere and which were also under $5 in 2021, now cost $7.09.

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Chick-Fil-A Now Open On Sunday But Only For Black People

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ATLANTA, GA—Chick-fil-A CEO Dan Cathy announced yesterday that his fast-food restaurant will be ending its long-standing policy on Sunday closure, but only for black people.

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Chick-Fil-A Donates to Extremist Southern Poverty Law Center

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Internal Revenue Service (IRS) records show that Chick-fil-A is not only stopping donations to Christian organizations but is funding left-wing extremist groups, including the anti-Christian Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC).

Chick-fil-A’s 2017 990 IRS filing shows the fast-food franchise made a $2,500 donation to SPLC, among a laundry list of pro-abortion and pro-LGBT orgs, Townhall reports. The Chick-fil-A Foundation has come under conservative scrutiny since its decision to stop supporting Christian charities such as the Salvation Army, caving to disingenuous pressure campaigns from far-left activists.

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Chick-Fil-A Trades Adoring Christian Fans For Outraged Mob That Won’t Be Appeased Until Their Every Demand Is Met

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U.S.—Chick-fil-A has said it will stop making donations to Christian groups that oppose the LGBTQ movement.

The move is said to be a “good trade” as Chick-fil-A has sacrificed its Christian fans in favor of an outraged mob that will stop at nothing to destroy them.

Restaurant spokespeople say they believe this move will be enough to appease the LGBTQ community and aren’t worried about further demands from the mob until Chick-fil-A is groveling at the outraged leftists’ feet.

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Nation’s Chick-Fil-A Employees Begin Marching Around Popeyes Restaurants Blowing Trumpets

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U.S. —The war between God’s chosen chicken sandwich restaurant and the heathen chicken restaurant Popeyes continues to heat up. Early Monday morning, the nation’s Chick-fil-A employees were seen marching around nearby Popeyes restaurants blowing various horns.

The smiling fast-food workers sang religious lyrics like “My eyes have seen the glory of a Chick-fil-A sandwich” and “Bless the poultry, my soul, O my soul” as blew on shofars and trumpets as they marched around the Popeyes restaurants seven times.

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Georgia Lawmaker Claims Chick-Fil-A Employee Told Her To Go Back To Her Country, Later Clarifies He Actually Said ‘My Pleasure’

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ATLANTA, GA—Georgia state rep Erica Thomas took to social media this weekend to express her disgust and outrage at a Chick-fil-A employee’s comments to her in the restaurant’s drive-thru. According to her viral Twitter post, the black state worker claims that after saying thank you for her food, the white cashier pointed his finger at her and angrily shouted, “Go back to your country!”

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New Atheist Chick-fil-A Competitor Only Open On Sundays

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BOORVILLE, IA—Chick-fil-A has been the fastest growing fast food chain for some time, but one entrepreneur saw an opportunity where Chick-fil-A constantly falls short: being open on Sunday. Militant atheist Carl Burke has made a new restaurant chain called Chick-fil-Atheist that is only open on Sundays in defiance of God and Christian worship.

“People want a chicken sandwich on the last day of the weekend,” explained Burke, “and maybe they don’t like how Chick-fil-A is all… Christian-ifying people up or whatever. So now I have a business that firmly believes in no God and will fry up chicken on the day that’s supposed to be holy to Him. Take that, wizard sky daddy myth!”

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Chick-Fil-A Wins Top Spot In American Customer Satisfaction Survey For 4th Straight Year

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The sign of a Chick-fil-A is seen July 26, 2012 in Springfield, Virginia. The recent comments on supporting traditional marriage which made by Chick-fil-A CEO Dan Cathy has sparked a big debate on the issue. (Photo by Alex Wong/Getty Images)

Chick-fil-A was named the most popular fast-food chain for the fourth consecutive year in a 2018-2019 American Customer Satisfaction Index report published Tuesday.

On a customer satisfaction scale of 100 points, which is based on the input of nearly 23,000 individual customers, the fried chicken restaurant earned 87 points in 2018 and 86 in 2019. Panera Bread received the second-highest score with 81 points for both years, and McDonald’s earned the lowest score with 69 points for both years.

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Chick-Fil-A Celebrates Pride Month By Serving Delicious Chicken Sandwiches To Everyone Just Like All The Other Months

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U.S.—Chick-Fil-A restaurants are celebrating the LGBT pride movement all month long by serving delicious chicken sandwiches to everyone without discriminating.

Restaurant spokespeople didn’t even announce the program. They just kept serving chicken sandwiches, offering customers a good value for their money, and providing stellar customer service. When asked about their Pride Month plans, a spokesperson shrugged and said, “Uh, just come in and have some food and we’ll give it to you at a reasonable price and make sure you have a positive experience. We won’t even ask about your orientation. So, uh, yeah. We’ll keep doing what we do.”

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Gay Man Miraculously Turned Straight By Single Bite Of Chick-Fil-A

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DALLAS, TX—While gay conversion therapy has long been thought to be ineffective, there may be a promising new method for converting the gays.

Local gay man Landon Ellison was out protesting a Chick-fil-A in his city Wednesday morning when he got hungry. He looked around to make sure his fellow protestors weren’t watching before slipping into the restaurant and ordering a classic chicken sandwich.

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Man Arrested While Attempting To Smuggle Chick-Fil-A Sandwich Into San Antonio Airport

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SAN ANTONIO, TX—A local man was apprehended today while trying to smuggle a delicious Chick-fil-A classic chicken sandwich into San Antonio International Airport.

The man was reportedly acting suspiciously as he approached a TSA checkpoint, looking around nervously and feeling something in his pocket. When he got to the scanners, he was called aside for a check, and sure enough, agents discovered the warm, moist, tender chicken sandwich. He was tackled to the floor and dragged away by force.

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‘Cool, There’s No Line At The Chick-Fil-A Drive-Thru,’ Says Man Moments Before Realizing It’s Sunday

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RANCHO CUCAMONGA, CA—According to multiple sources, local man Brad Dunsing was excited to see the Chick-fil-A location near his house had no customers in the drive-thru line this past Sunday, exclaiming to his family, “Hey look, cool! There’s no line at the Chick-fil-A drive-thru! We can just pull on in and grab something for the whole family real quick.”

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House Democrats Draft Legislation That Would Make It A Hate Crime To Eat At Chick-Fil-A

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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Under intense pressure from their left-leaning constituents to do something about the dangerous, Christian-founded restaurant chain, Democrats in the House of Representatives unveiled legislation Tuesday that would make it a hate crime to eat at Chick-fil-A.

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Chick-Fil-A Employee Fired After Savagely Beating Belligerent Customer

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A brawl broke out at a Chick-Fil-A in Northwest Washington, DC when an angry customer attacked an employee who proceeded to savagely beat him down in front of a crowd of horrified customers.

The customer – who was caught on camera throwing the first punch – was arrested and charged with simple assault. The Chick-Fil-A employee wasn’t charged with a crime, but was fired by Chick-Fil-A. The incident unfolded at a restaurant in on Wisconsin Avenue in the Tenleytown neighborhood, according to Fox. Continue reading “Chick-Fil-A Employee Fired After Savagely Beating Belligerent Customer”