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ADAM’S PRIDE
Chick-Fil-A Celebrates Pride Month By Serving Delicious Chicken Sandwiches To Everyone Just Like All The Other Months
U.S.—Chick-Fil-A restaurants are celebrating the LGBT pride movement all month long by serving delicious chicken sandwiches to everyone without discriminating.
Restaurant spokespeople didn’t even announce the program. They just kept serving chicken sandwiches, offering customers a good value for their money, and providing stellar customer service. When asked about their Pride Month plans, a spokesperson shrugged and said, “Uh, just come in and have some food and we’ll give it to you at a reasonable price and make sure you have a positive experience. We won’t even ask about your orientation. So, uh, yeah. We’ll keep doing what we do.”
Target Celebrates Gay Pride Month By Grooming Your Kids
Check out the new Target display at select stores.
Yep. That’s the kid’s section. But what someone does in their own bedroom is none of my business, am I right? I mean, it’s not like anyone wants to turn your kid gay, you goofball bible beater.
No. They just want to, you know, present it as an option for kids–a really cool, socially acceptable one that’ll earn you group praise and maybe a bit of friendly life coaching from a totally-not-trying-to-have-sex-with-you adult homosexual.
It’s about sharing and acceptance. Also, it’s about being part of a community that accounts for more than 80% of U.S. syphilis cases, but shhhhh! That’s bigot talk. Love is love.
And you’ll be happy to know that proceeds from the sales of these goods will go toward converting more kids for the gay lobby to love rigorously, passionately and often.
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DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE CELEBRATES!!!
Don’t forget to french kiss a soldier, if you are the same sex.
Bring on the Chinese and Russians. We’ll pummel them with our high heeled shoes.
Via Goodbye America (in a photo)