Nation’s Chick-Fil-A Employees Begin Marching Around Popeyes Restaurants Blowing Trumpets

Via The Babylon Bee

U.S. —The war between God’s chosen chicken sandwich restaurant and the heathen chicken restaurant Popeyes continues to heat up. Early Monday morning, the nation’s Chick-fil-A employees were seen marching around nearby Popeyes restaurants blowing various horns.

The smiling fast-food workers sang religious lyrics like “My eyes have seen the glory of a Chick-fil-A sandwich” and “Bless the poultry, my soul, O my soul” as blew on shofars and trumpets as they marched around the Popeyes restaurants seven times.

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