I don’t think this is the bikini bottom where Spongebob lives.
Impressive when you can suit up for a game of football and bring your own shoulder pads. Cushion like that, my dude probably plays out on the rec field with no fear.
Game recognize game. Not sure Mr. Peanut is as significant as Kobe and his daughter passing but I don’t know this man’s life and his relationship with peanuts, so I won’t judge. Everyone grieves in their own way, some just do it in style.
Hit the skid marks so hard they flew right off the car…
It’s there loud and clear in pure Sterling Silver that my man here keeps it 100. You don’t like it, keep it moving buster.
Need that one-up over all the other neighborhood dads? Introducing the Honda Grass Roots SUV. Bust out those New Balance shoes and show ’em how a real man keeps his grass with him at all times.
This shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S
I’ve heard of driving like shit but not driving with shit.
Nothing to see here. Just keep it moving, you’ve got enough nightmare fuel in your life already, no need to add more unnecessarily .
Out here looking like one of those weird dolls parents have to spend $30 on because the kid gets to open up a surprise package and find out what’s inside…Disappointment in this box, but you get it.
Bud, you think 1997 Ford Explorers just grow on tress? Wrong, you need wads of cash to ball out like this. Get in on the secret now!!!
Have you ever been walking around Walmart and you hit that weird smell? Like, is it roadkill? Is it just human body odor? Probably both.
I believe the youngins out there refer to this as “cake” now. Although I still stand by bottom-biscuits as the superior baked nomenclature.
Somebody go get Sir-Mix-Alot. He’s gonna freak the F out.
Twilight Part 6: Super Blood Moon
Any ladies out there looking for a real animal in the sack?
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
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With a little luck … perhaps this latest virus will selectively cull the herd.
That’s a hell of a motorcycle tailpipe burn on that leg. Don’t ask me how I know.
Yep, gotta keep your legs up.
That’s why you don’t ride with shorts. ?
At what point do the numbers of folks, or the percent you can find virtually every time to walk into a Walmart, get high enough for them to no longer be considered “freaks” or even oddities?
And nothing wrong with having to look at that when you walk down the aisle:
