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59 Comments
paulanon
paulanon
February 27, 2020 12:49 pm

that is one of those dancers in the madonna video mary christine put up

BL YIKES
BL YIKES
  Administrator
February 27, 2020 12:56 pm

I love the smell of Panic Porn in the morning……..it smells like Victory. (cough)

paulanon
paulanon
  Administrator
February 27, 2020 1:09 pm

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MagNag
MagNag
  paulanon
February 28, 2020 3:39 pm

I didn’t see this one yesterday. Good Grief!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
February 27, 2020 2:20 pm

and a real shitty beer at that..

SeeBee
SeeBee
  Administrator
February 27, 2020 6:46 pm

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Some took the cheap and sissy route and survived.

Donkey
Donkey
  SeeBee
February 27, 2020 8:48 pm

Yeah baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Boone’s Farm, my old friend.

M G
M G
  Donkey
February 28, 2020 5:07 am

I was a Tickled Pink fan.
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Anonymous
Anonymous
  M G
February 29, 2020 3:31 am

I offered to buy some beer for our taco dinner and my daughter MADE me buy some of that pink shit. Money down the fucking rat hole.

Steve C.
Steve C.
February 27, 2020 1:17 pm

Mummenschanz

Donkey
Donkey
February 27, 2020 1:18 pm

I think that’s MyGirl.

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  Donkey
February 27, 2020 6:26 pm

Et tu, donkey? Sigh….

Soonjira Watanabi (EC)
Soonjira Watanabi (EC)
  Mygirl...maybe
February 27, 2020 6:33 pm

He’s my SIL’s heart throb, the damn boy is ageless. Must be something in the jeans. Seriously though, JLo has had something like 30 different guys and she still looks good. I guess they got the formula from Cher.

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  Soonjira Watanabi (EC)
February 27, 2020 6:38 pm

Ze formula ees mucho plastico surgery e cosmetico

Donkey
Donkey
  Mygirl...maybe
February 27, 2020 8:50 pm

I’m having fun with you. Always remember who loved you first. Mwah.

Are you serenading me?
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Gubmint Cheese
Gubmint Cheese
February 27, 2020 1:53 pm

No thanks.

I’ll stick with my customized M53 Mask with the C420 PAPR

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
February 27, 2020 2:21 pm

We will look really funny at the TBP fest. If we get to have one.

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  Mary Christine
February 27, 2020 3:15 pm

Let’s have a mask contest !!! (a germ mask, not a luciferian mask). My wife just flew home out of the Ft. Lauderdale airport. Says lots of folks were wearing masks. Different colors and patterns, almost like a fashion statement.

Hardscrabble Farmer
Hardscrabble Farmer
  ILuvCO2
February 27, 2020 4:01 pm

I like the way you think.

SeeBee
SeeBee
  ILuvCO2
February 27, 2020 6:54 pm

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Count me in.

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  SeeBee
February 27, 2020 8:25 pm

Speaking of masks….

SeeBee
SeeBee
  ILuvCO2
February 27, 2020 8:52 pm

Gives new meaning to HARD rock.

Horseless Headsman
Horseless Headsman
February 27, 2020 4:21 pm

It’s good to laugh, and not too easy to do these days.

Steve C.
Steve C.
  Horseless Headsman
February 27, 2020 4:30 pm

To always see the funny side of everyday things.

It’s easier than you think…

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Steve C.
February 27, 2020 4:49 pm

That would be the difference between an optimist and a pessimist. some people see the glass as half full, and others as half empty. I just drink it down and say “bring me another!”

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  Steve C.
February 27, 2020 6:21 pm
The Hinoeuma
The Hinoeuma
February 27, 2020 4:38 pm

“Are you my mummy?”

Not quite a Cyberman.

MTD
MTD
  The Hinoeuma
February 27, 2020 5:13 pm

+10 for the Dr. Who reference from back when it was good. The current Dr. is horrible. Another prime example of SJW bullshit ruining a classic show.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  The Hinoeuma
February 27, 2020 5:32 pm

I really missed that reference of the dr. who dweebs.comment image

Pequiste
Pequiste
February 27, 2020 10:12 pm

Affirmative Action disaster prep.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
February 27, 2020 10:51 pm

Thanks for the laughs, here – especially Admin.

Happy Birthday, Stucky! Did you guys know he turned 67 today?

M G
M G
  Iska Waran
February 28, 2020 5:08 am

Am hoping we get an update soon.

M G
M G
  M G
February 28, 2020 3:40 pm

All Hail the Phantom Shitter!