REALIST

Submitted by Mary Christine

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12 Comments
Fleabaggs
Fleabaggs
March 7, 2020 3:09 pm

Now that’s funny. I don’t care who you are, that’s funny!!

M G
M G
March 7, 2020 3:10 pm

I finally had a minute to sit and laugh at this.

I’ve got a story. It involves little boys being too lazy to go outside their bedroom to pee. Perhaps, someone learned a really nasty lesson about peeing in an apple juice bottle Mom might put back in the refrigerator.

Sons avoid calling their mothers for lots of reasons, I suppose.

Lager
Lager
March 7, 2020 3:12 pm

Oldie, but goodie.

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
  Lager
March 7, 2020 3:17 pm

Omg! I’ve never seen that! I’m crying over here!

M G
M G
  Lager
March 7, 2020 3:32 pm

Lol…

oldtimer505
oldtimer505
  Lager
March 7, 2020 4:33 pm

Maybe the machine has a bladder infection or perhaps this fellow drew the short straw of a practical joke. Either way, count me out for space travel.

Fleabaggs
Fleabaggs
  Lager
March 7, 2020 9:18 pm

The way I see it is he finally developed PissHolm Syndrome.

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
March 7, 2020 3:15 pm

My husband saw it and sent it to me. He says “This is you”! It made me crack up, too!

James
James
March 7, 2020 3:56 pm

Some say the glass is half empty,some say the glass is half full.

James says”Who The Fuck Has Been Drinking Out Of My Glass?!”

On a side note,is NASA hiring?

Gloriously Deplorable Paul
Gloriously Deplorable Paul
  James
March 7, 2020 4:11 pm

The engineer says the glass is too big.

oldtimer505
oldtimer505
  Gloriously Deplorable Paul
March 7, 2020 4:29 pm

Flip side is the bladder to small?

'Reality' Doug
'Reality' Doug
March 7, 2020 4:43 pm

I think the wisdom of this humor is lost on most, and perhaps that is it’s design. A celebration of the arrangement of the all-important deck chairs.

The volume on this is low. Be sure to turn it back down after viewing.

BTW, I disagree with the concluding assertion, that humans seek out stability like molecules. Domesticated animals, I suppose. Men never sallied forth seeking adventure? Testing themselves against the unknowns of life? Sure they did. Now that exploration is in the house of Yin. Oh, what banking marvels can we create?!