WORLD—The coronavirus pandemic miraculously ended today after celebrities digitally joined together to sing John Lennon’s “Imagine” in a universally loved viral video.
The medical community was trying to come up with vaccines and cures. Politicians were looking for ways to control the rate of infection. But all along, the only thing that needed to happen was for celebrities to sing an annoying song together from their giant, well-stocked houses, behind their secure walls, during the country’s lockdown.
“As soon as the virus saw the celebrities singing about a communist utopia, it seems to have admitted defeat,” said one amazed public health official. “And to think we wasted so many resources on trying to stop this thing when the clear solution was simply to sing about no heaven, no hell, no religion, and no possessions. The celebs didn’t even have to give up their possessions, either — they just had to sing about it, and the virus went away without any further harm.”
Celebrities say they will be singing “We are the World” from their luxury jets to end climate change next.
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The Babs Bee truly deserves the Pulitzer.
Nice! Maybe someone could talk them into singing Floyd’s “Money”. That’d be sweet!
Why do they all have dead eyes? Look at them and explain while people in the rime of their life with access to good diets and fitness trainers and every other amenity look like they just shot up a spoonful of black tar heroin.
Going forward people need to pay very close attention to physiognomy if they plan on making it through this.
You answered your own question,HSF.
If you had to fuck your way through a herd of Weinsteinesque Jewish producers for your acting jobs, you might be a heroin addict, too.
And if you play it backwards at 78 speed you will get the message that a shit load of congress and senator critters or their families dumped their stock portfolios just in the nick of time after an inside meeting about how financially fucked we all are now but not them or theirs and of course their asshole buddies .
And now the Prissy defense : I don’t know nothing about stock trades or sales ….
Oh really , FUCK YOU PAY ME !
Get a rope and tar & feathers !
# Fight Covid 19 would have worked too.
If the entire Infotainment Media System including Sportsball, its promoters and “stars” collapsed, shriveled up and blew away as a result of this Pandemic then I would say it was a miracle from God.
However, with The Devil being the lord of this World then I suspect that the Infotainment System will come out of this situation even more powerful than before.
(((Celebrities)))