This Picture Is From the Trump Rally in Wellington, Ohio on June 26th 2021. And I Couldn’t Agree More:
“Hillary Belongs in Prison”, “Joe Belongs In A Nursing Home” And Prison I might add, and technically, given what we know about the STOLEN 2020 Election, “Trump Belongs In The White House”.
However, while Trump is 1000 times better than Biden, he still governed like a Liberal Republican or a Conservative Democrat too much to suit me, especially when one looks at his weak defense of the Second Amendment and the Fourth Amendment, and his miserable deal that replaced NAFTA.
His own “Budget Bill” was $4.8 trillion dollars, and it wasn’t structured to even come close to balancing until 2035; but now, it will never be balanced with Biden in control and pushing a $6 trillion dollar “Budget Bill”. However, it’s interesting to note that Trump was only $1.2 trillion under Biden’s budget during his own term, and virtually every bill Trump signed was a trillion or more.
Trump doesn’t have a good grasp of the Constitution, or if he does, he’s too willing to violate it in too many instances to suit me, as we saw in his willingness to compromise with Democrats on Red Flag gun “laws” before he stepped back from them; he also signed an Illegal Executive Order to ban bump stocks in direct violation of the 2nd Amendment and his spending bills gave millions to the FBI and the ATF to “regulate” firearms in an Illegitimate and Illegal manner.
Tie this with his signature on HR76 that allowed warrantless searches and the FISA Reauthorization Act that placed all Americans under surveillance, rather than just foreigners as originally intended, and one finds that in too many respects Trump doesn’t respect the Bill of Rights and our Inalienable God-given Rights, other than his positive positions on religious liberty.
It’s complicated, and yes, Trump did many fine things in attempting to halt illegal immigration and immigration from countries that hate America and mean her harm, but his own son-in-law, Jared Kushner, undermined him on immigration time and time again, to help his globalist crony-capitalist cronies, especially when it came to the H-1B1 programs. And as an aside, one should also note that Kushner and his wife, Ivanka, Trump’s daughter, are both socialists, and it was Ivanka who influenced Trump to sign another unsustainable Socialist-styled Big Govt program, the Family Leave and Child Care Act, into law.
It would take an incredibly long and detailed article to hit all the particulars, but suffice it to say, Trump’s administration was rife with traitors, Obama holdovers, RINOs, and the very Swamp Creatures he swore to purge from the ranks of the federal government.
And when one looks at the United States-Mexico-Canada Agreement, it was FAR from the Greatest Deal Evah as Trump asserted, replacing NAFTA while it also undermined U.S. Sovereignty and ratified numerous past international treaties, previously rejected by other administrations, such as the Law of the Sea Treaty, and within its text one finds many articles that actually facilitate illegal immigration.
The USMCA is designed to merge the economies of these three countries into one. Think of it as similar to the authoritarian European Union on steroids, dashing madly along and trampling on each and every inalienable right and each item in our U.S. Bill of Rights along the way.
His economy was largely smoke and mirrors, and it was in trouble well before the Covid Outbreak, as we witnessed the Federal Reserve Bank pump One Billion Dollars a Day into the Repurchasing Market Bubble from September 2019 until the Massive Economic Collapse in March 2020.
Much of this was due to unresolved financial issues from the 2008 Economic Collapse and the Markets’ Refusal to stop the Same Bad and Criminal Actions that caused it; Big Business was bailed out and rewarded in 2008 and it was once again rewarded with trillions of dollars of Taxpayer Dollars in 2020.
With that said, I loved what Trump was doing with the China Trade Imbalance and NATO, as well as his strong support for America’s National Defense and putting America’s enemies on notice; and in the process, he also was working to make the world safer by reaching out to Putin, much to the chagrin of the Democrats and the Military Industrial Complex, as he also started the process to withdraw us from Afghanistan.
Overall, I’m a whole lot less worried about economic concerns, than I am over Protecting and Defending Our Inalienable God-Given Rights, since like many of you out there, I understand that anyone truly wanting to make a living will find a way, regardless of what the illusory paper finance markets, manufactured wealth supported by zero real assets, show or are doing. I’ve never been without work, not even during the terrible Carter years when interest rates floated between 16% to 24%.
More than worrying about the Government “creating jobs” — SINCE IT DOESN’T — You all should be more greatly concerned with preventing it from squashing the last vestiges of our freedom and liberty.
I love that Trump was full of fire and took the fight to the Democrats on many issues, but in the end, he couldn’t or wouldn’t properly defend the Republic. Knowing that Mail-In Ballots would serve the Democrats’ Theft of the Election, he should have had his people moving well in advance of the 2020 election to ensure safeguards were in every state to prevent just what we saw. Instead, he waited ’til the damage was done and tried to fight after he’d been kicked down and moved on out of the White House.
And You all know the rest of the story and the cowardice shown in Congress and from VP Pence, as they certified Illegally acquired Electoral College Votes.
And so, Trump is still actually the only LEGITIMATE President of the United States of America, and it may be proven yet, as the audits continue and we await the findings. But will the American people who support him and the Constitution one-hundred percent be able to return him to the Oval Office, for the full four year term he is entitled to serve and will the Court and the Military Command back such a move without the pressure of an intense, extreme and massive civil upheaval from the people?
If Trump can be ushered back in to serve the four year term he actually did win, so be it. I’ll live with it.
But NO! In 2024 or whenever the next Presidential Election occurs — and if ELECTION REFORMS HAVE BEEN IMPLEMENTED in the SWING STATES THAT AIDED IN THE THEFT OF THE ELECTION — I will be looking for that strong-willed, determined, intelligent, Constitutionally Astute American-Loving True Conservative Patriot WHO WILL STOP THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY COMMUNISTS DEAD IN THEIR TRACKS.
But such a person won’t be elected in 2024, not so long as so large a segment of our society keep looking for Government Handouts and Government Care from Cradle to Grave at the Expense of Liberty.
I suspect, that as much as I hope and pray for such a strong leader who can sway a majority, in the end, we will be forced to fight a civil war, in order to remain free, simply because too many people in this country are mentally ill and in support of evil and immoral lifestyles that violate the rights of people trying to live a moral and righteous life, free and unrestrained from government intrusions.
The country is in a war — Good vs Evil, Capitalism & Freedom vs Communism & Tyranny and Life vs Death.
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So let’s see, the self proclaimed ‘father of the warp speed vaccine’ appears to be BFF with the scumbag Schwab, but Trump, while not perfect, is our savior, or at least the heavenly roll model for the next savior. The author is simply one of the clowns in clown world.
I thought it was a balanced article. There were far more areas where he criticized Trump, rather than praise him.
Don’t be afraid of giving Trump credit where credit is due … even if it’s minor. Not every single thing he did as bad.
The author’s biggest problem is he still thinks voting matters. Even worse he “hope[s] and pray[s] for such a strong leader who can sway a majority, “. Uh huh. And I hope for a 10 inch dick in 2024. We’ll see how that goes.
On clown world you do not get to vote your way out of genocide. Going forward in the USSA there is going to be a new voting system. VOTE: 308 & FREEDOM
A ten inch dick?
A man approaches a farmer to ask to marry his daughter whom he has been dating. “Whoever marries my daughter must have a 10 inch penis” the farmer says. They measure it and it’s 7 inches. The father likes the young man and says “Go out to the barn. There is a cow there. Ride her for an hour and that should stretch it.”
An hour later the man returns and they measure again. It is 8 inches. “Go back to the barn again” the farmer says. An hour later they measure again and it is 9 inches. “Another hour” says the farmer and the man heads back to the barn.
An hour later he returns and they measure again. It is 10 inches. The farmer says to the man “You’ve made it. My daughter is yours.” The man replies “Forget about your daughter. How much do you want for the cow
my girl,
you often seem to have anger issues–
were you the one who was jilted?
remember,cows don’t live many years,stay in touch w/the guy–
Tampa, when you grow a sense of humor get back to me…til then….don’t be…
A ten inch dick…
A man goes to the podiatrist…
Shortly after he gets there he pulls out his penis and places it on table.
“That’s not a foot!” Exclaimed the podiatrist.
“Yeah, but it’s at least 10 inches!”
i like my sense of humor,small as it is–
it pleasures me daily–
btw,your jokes are funny but 4 the majority of the guys who are only half 10s or less you might want to dial back the 10″ comments,you’re gonna make them feel inadequate,and you know what happens when a guy feels that way–
you don’t want that on your conscience do you?
Tut, I know that it ain’t the size of the boat but rather the motion of the ocean that counts….
and
the witty rejoinder…
So who want to go on the ocean in a dinghy….
Bada bing, bada boom.
Any lass who says “size don’t matter” is my friend for life!
Most of us beyond high school know reality. So no worries. The absurdity makes it even more humorous.
Didn’t see THAT punchline coming. Hilarious joke, Mygirl!!
I’m stealing that shit!
Lot of “IFs” to consider … If good men and women can make the vote pretty much matter to a greater degree by 2024, with proper safeguards, then maybe, at least, a string candidate will have the chance to emerge.
The real problem is in letting two parties select the candidate lot from which a “winner” is to be decided. Anybody who wants to give an honest run for the office should have their name on the ballot without having to jump through hoops to get there.
Anyway Stucky, as always, You pretty much called the straight of it. Here’s hopin’ You have at least 9 and 1/2 inches by 2024 … HAhaHahahaha … and the American people start moving back towards more rational leaders.
If not, as Foot in the Forest says, we can always resort to our trusty .308s, although I’m a 30.06 sorta guy myself.
300 anything is good with me. 300 Win Mag and 300 Blackout in my shack.
That 10 inch dick you’re talking about is meant to be yours, right? Not hanging off a new special friend. Or do you mean a very tiny little political candidate named Richard in 2024. Just askin’. haha couldn’t resist.
I think this was a pretty fair treatment by the author, Trump was the best hope we had but he couldn’t make his promises (that usually means lies when politicians are involved) come true. Still, it got our attention and some are waking up to what could be.
Good luck, Stand Up, and God bless, Patriots.
A ten inch dick?
A guy had to take a leak, so off he went to the bathroom. As he is releasing his stream a tiny leprechaun dressed in green appears beside him.
Man: “My goodness!! A leprechaun!! This must be my lucky day!!”
Leprechaun: “Aye! ‘Tis yer lucky day! I being a leprechaun, will grant ye a wish.”
Man: “Well, I’ve always wanted a 10 inch dick, so that is what I wish for!”
Leprechaun: “Your wish is granted! But in order for it to come true, I need you to drop your trousers and let me shove my peter in ya’ to make yours longer.”
The man, unable resist such an opportunity be-fronted upon him, drops his pants and proceeds to let the Leprechaun have anal sex with him.
After the deed is done the man looks down and notices that nothing has changed. So he tells the leprechaun, “What is going on?! Why hasn’t my penis grown yet?”
Leprechaun: “Hmmm how odd! How old are ya my friend?”
Man: “I’m 45 years old!”
Leprechaun: “You’re telling me you’re 45 years old and ye still believe in Leprechauns?!!”
HAhaHahahaha ….. My Girl, My Girl ….. You definitely have a wicked sense of humor ….. You’re on a roll.
I don’t pretend or profess to know everything about DJT. But to me his #1 failure was not removing the #1,2,3 people from every single government office, and just as bad, taking advice to put people like Fauci of all the people in a position to have a voice on the world stage. Not just Fauci; Bill Barr and a host of others. Trump had the right idea, but went in too blind and a bit handcuffed. I knew when he started with Reince and repeat Priebus, that was more or less some kind of conditional thing.
But next, we need someone with the same spine and hairy testicles to enforce the damn Constitution and put all the communists in the same hole.
A ten inch dick?
Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke
He asks the other guy if he has a lighter
He replies “Yes I do!” and hands the other a 10 inch long cigarette lighter
Surprised the guy asks “Where did you get this?” The guy replies “Oh I have a personal genie.”
The first man asks “Can I make a wish? ”
Sure says the other man “Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is a little hard of hearing” “Ok I will” says the other as he rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks the man what he wants.
The man says ” I want a Million Bucks ”
The genie says OK and goes back to his bottle and 10 seconds later a million ducks fly over head.
And the guy says to the other ”
Your genie really sucks at hearing doesn’t he?”
The other man replies
Do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BIC?”
Why trust a deaf genie when you can just order one online in most popular colors.
rumor has it that you can buy one of those on line,batteries included–
A ten inch dick? Batteries included?
A little old lady with blue hair entered the sex shop and asked in a quivering voice, “Yy-youuuung man, dd-do y-you, sell-l d-didildoes h-hhhere?”
The salesman, somewhat taken aback by the little old lady’s appearance in his shop answered, “Uh, yes ma’am, we do.”
The little lady, holding her quivering hands about 10 inches apart asked, “Dddd-do y-you ha-ave any ab-bb-bout th-this lon-ong?”
“Well… yes ma’am, a few of them are about that big.”
“D-do aa-ny of them ha-ave a v-v-v-vibra-a-ator?”
“Yes ma’am, one of them does.”
“W-w-ell, h-how d-do yo-ou t-turn it off?”
Even if there were minor things Trump did it was still part of the game against Conservatives….throwing crumbs from the table go them go keep thinking he was their guy.
You mean your own 10″, not to receive one from someone else 😎
The author actually stated he didn’t really want to see Trump as president, only noting that he did believe Trump was actually the legitimate “winner” of the election, due to the obvious and well documented fraud.
Nowhere in the article did the author praise Trump or suggest he held the nation’s salvation in his hands or policies.
Somehow I don’t believe we read the same article or Your comprehension and analytical skills are poor.
A ten inch dick?
Alright class, today we’re going to play the alphabet game. I’ll say a letter of the alphabet and you tell me a word that begins with it. Let’s start with A”
Little Jonny’s hand shoots up. The teacher thinks to herself: I’m not going to pick Jonny, he’ll just say ‘asshole’. “Suzie?”
“Alligator”
“Very good Suzie. Ok class, how about B?”
Little Jonny’s hand goes up again. The teacher thinks to herself: I’m not going to pick Jonny, he’ll just say ‘bitch’.
“Patrick?”
“Banana”
“Very good Patrick. Ok class, C?”
Little Jonny’s hand goes up with a lot of enthusiasm. The teacher thinks: no way, he’ll just say that awful c-word.
“Jill?”
“Caterpillar”
“Amazing! Good word Jill”
This goes on. Each letter, Little Jonny’s hand goes up and the teacher thinks of an offensive word that Jonny will say. Finally:
“Alright class, R”
Little Jonny’s hand goes up. This time, the teacher struggles to find a bad word starting with R. She gives in.
“Jonny?”
“Rats”
“Wow, very good Jon..”
“Big fucking rats with 10 inch dicks!”
HAhaHahahaha ….. My Kinda Girl ….. I’ll bet You’re Hell On Wheels around the Holidays.
I am alarmed at the disagreement.
The wrong form of the word ‘roll’, you meant role I imagine.
“The country is in a war.”
Really? Don’t you need two sides for a war? All i see is the left kicking ass and the right whining about it.
God helps those that help themselves. If we fight, God will be on our side. If we surrender without a fight, we’ll get exactly what we deserve.
Many conservatives are fighting back … just not enough of them and those in the fight aren’t fighting hard enough and as if the very survival of America depends on it, which it does. So You’re right; the left is kicking ass.
Conservative America seems to believe they will still be able to eventually prevail through peaceful means, even as the hard core leftists are circumventing every Constitutional mandate and doing whatever they damned well please and find necessary to solidify their power base, even to the point of weaponizing every intelligence and law enforcement agency against conservative and Christian, and especially white, Americans.
They are simply staving off the inevitable. The left has infiltrated so deeply into every segment of our institutions and society that America won’t be righted or restored until we fight a massive and bloody civil war to rid the nation of its communists and fascists, to ensure the forces of liberty emerge victorious on the other side. Even then, America will emerge from the ashes of chaos something entirely different from what She has been over the past two hundred plus years.
I like Your way of thinking, and I’m with You in that:
“God helps those that help themselves. If we fight, God will be on our side. If we surrender without a fight, we’ll get exactly what we deserve.”
God Bless America and May He Damn Her Enemies Both Foreign and Domestic to the Hell They Have Earned and So Richly Deserve.
I can’t believe people are still calling themselves that. When will this idiocy end? Here is a clue: If you haven’t articulated what you want to conserve and how, then WTF is the point? Either define the label or throw it away.
Freedom is all that needs to be articulated, that is what needs saving.
This mess cannot be salvaged and nobody can even define a true conservative anymore just as there is no longer any real price discovery in anything. The world has been so cluttered with useless info by the mega terabyte that it can’t be sorted out. Only total collapse will permit conservatism to reemerge and only because liberalism can’t survive in hard times. It must have abundant cheap money to pay all the false prophets.
True conservatism is rooted in the Founding and the Western and Christian principles it was built upon, including the Original Intent of the Founders regarding the preservation of freedom and liberty for the American people. Everything that bastardized the Constitution and bent it to serve purposes other than freedom and real liberty for all is something other than conservatism.
Its demise in the halls of government was significantly accelerated with the creation of the Federal Reserve Bank in 1913 and the Income Tax. From this point forward it was all smoke and mirrors, as the monied interests got away with manufacturing one economic crash after the next from which they were the only ones to profit each and every time.
Killing the Fed and this debt based economy would go a long way towards correcting our economic course. The social and cultural situation is another matter entirely, and as this Cancel Culture mess grows, we probably won’t correct this situation without leaving a bunch of dead commie carcasses laying about.
That’s conservatism as you define it not the rest of us. Killing the Fed won’t change a damn thing. It is already on the NWO chopping block having fulfilled it’s purpose. Now like all other useful idiot programs in the past it will be put out to pasture by the new system.
Faith is the only answer.
I think it’s obvious to most that Trump was installed for theater and to put ice on a revolution. His entire term he was a fake president, yet just by his virtue signaling to the repube base he turned out to be a better president that anyone else in our life time. You can’t make shit up. Now hopefully he can ride off into the sunset on a Democrat donkey with his newly married wife Ivanka and let a leader that doesn’t peddle toxic shit shots or bow down to 1$R3@L try to salvage the nation. That’s if you believe that voting does anything…
A ten inch dick?
A little Irishman goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him, he looks down and says:
‘7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 10 inch penis, 6 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown.’
The Irishman faints and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him.
The big guy says, ‘What’s wrong with you?’
In a weak voice the little guy says, ‘What EXACTLY did you say to me?’
The big dude says, ‘I saw your curious look and figured I’d just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me…… I’m 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 10 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each and my name is Turner Brown.’
The little Irishman says: ‘Turner Brown?!….Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, ‘Turn around!
Now THAT’S HILARIOUS ….. Too Funny, My Girl ….. You’re hittin’ on all cylinders tonight. Just what is it You’re drinkin’ tonight. I believe I will have a shot or two myself … three’d be even better.
Stone cold sober….I’m riffing off of Stucky and his ten inch dick growth in 2024…. Ya’ll can join in….you know you want to….
we’ll leave the wishes for dickses to you
Tut, where is your sense of adventure?
Opposite of my sense of money
Three down votes? Damn, you all must be small irish men.
A lil Scots n a lil Irish ….. a mix of the Gordon and O’Toole clans with a longtime pedigree in America … with a family branch down south of the Rio Grande …So sometimes You might find me sipping a fine glass of 1919 Redbreast Irish Whiskey on Cinco De Mayo. ….. Damn I’m GOOD! “small” But GOOD ….. HAhaHaHAhahahahaha …..
Heard that once, only the guy’s name was Ben Dover.
All these jokes are so old they can grow a beard and vote. Some are so old they died and now vote democrat….
Bada bing, bada boom.
Damn it feels good to not be a conservative.
“And as an aside, one should also note that Kushner and his wife, Ivanka, Trump’s daughter, are both socialists”
I believe the word is
juden
A ten inch dick?
My boss hates when I shorten his name to Dick, especially since his name is George.
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis?
Nobody laughs at your jokes.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She choked.
My wife gave me a handjob the other day using Vaseline. I came three times trying to wash that shit off.
A man walks into a bar. Upon sitting down a busty blond waitress pours him a drink and asks if he would like some food. He looks up at the menu above the bar. It says Hot Dog $2, Cheeseburger $5, and Handjob $10.
He asks the waitress, “Miss, are you the one who gives the handjobs?”She winks and replies, “Why yes I am.” He says, “Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger.”
The last one was almost funny.
C’Mon Man … You no dat was FUNNI, Man … I bet You was laughin’ fo ten o fifteen minuts afta You red dat.
Call them what Yo will. They brought a damn big bunch of Fuckery into the Trump administration and it made me really question Trump’s judgement to some greater degree than I did before he ever ran. Family or not, those two didn’t have any business being anywhere close to an administration that had promised to govern in line with the Constitution and more closely with conservative values.
But then, anyone paying attention knew there was nothing conservative about Trump. He was some kind of offbeat pragmatist who missed the mark as much as he hit it and was all over the place on anything that required more than a slight knowledge of the Constitution.
Anyway ….. I’ll thank God when Joe kicks the bucket in office and some rightwing death squad takes Kammie and Nancy and Chuck out all on the same day. Now there’s a celebration in the making. Short of that, let’s keep praying for a comet to strike the heart of DC and take ’em all out.
“I’ve never been without work, not even during the terrible Carter years”. Incredible statement, Gen Z.
That’s because Gen Z didn’t write it.
‘Gen Z’ only writes a tiny amount of his stuff (supposedly) but he sure can imitate a boomer when he does. He certainly doesn’t bother with correct attribution.
I swear it’s the fakest and gayest site I can think of that doesn’t involve chemtrails or delta-shaped spacecraft or whatever glow-in-the-dark shit they are pushing. The whole thing is phony.
Is admin just trolling us?
Is admin just trolling us?
No, that’s my job.
A ten inch dick?
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
But mommy, it didn’t work when I tried it
“No that’s my job” ….. HAhaHaHAhaHahahahaha ….. FUNNIEST ONE YET, Mygirl! That’s It. Keep Us On Our Toes!
I do believe that those commenting on TBP are, for the most part…not normal. This is a good thing.
I’ll show You normal … I’ll show You my seven inch dick and we can call it “ten”. …..HAhaHahahaha ….. Now THAT’s FUNNY. … Oh alright. You Got Me … I’ll show You 3 and 1/2 and we’ll call it “10”.
Gen Z is fake and gay. You nailed it. Boomers are fucking clueless, but it is funny watching them struggle with clown world they built.
Trump failed on every big issue, especially turning the country over to communist and he belongs in the Dog House or an Out House, but never the White House again.
One of the insults my first wife said when she divorced me was that she only has sex with guys that have at least 10 inch dicks now. I imagine a man’s Character and IQ will generally be inversely related to the length of his dick, but neither matters much to sluts.
I swear on my Bible that I was in a Plattsmouth Ne bar and heard a girl ask a guy to show her his dick (that got my full attention) and he said “right here?” and she said “yeah”. He took it out and she said “You’ll do” and they immediately left together. How come I never met any such girls?…I suppose a lot of guys tell girls they are 10″, but that surely disappoints girls later and disqualifies guys from being Carpenters…
You might want to reconsider meeting a “girl” like that. That kind of Ho surely has any number of STDs.
The curse of that dude is being perpetually saddled with the biggest sluts. It’s a huge disappointment, however you look at it.
Also, chicks can’t measure.