Cockamamie Story

Guest Post by Jim Kunstler

All the narratives spun by the Party of Chaos are falling apart now, but this final fiasco, a mere week before the midterm election, is a humdinger with a cherry-on-top.

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It’s been several days since San Francisco police interrupted a hammer fight between Paul Pelosi — husband of House Speaker Nancy — and his “friend… David,” in the Pelosis’ Pacific Heights home, and apparently the cops have not asked David DePape why he was there in the first place. Odd, a little bit. Is it possible that a whole chain of authorities from the SFPD clear up into the top of the US government and its Democratic Party sidekicks don’t want you to know what actually happened?

So far, not much in this cockamamie story adds up. Quite a bit is known now about the attacker, David DePape. He was a colorful character on the scene in radical Berkeley across the bay, a “nudist activist” and BLM supporter. He’d lived there and had a child with one Oxane “Gypsy” Taub, a fellow nude activist and whack-job, who has spent time in prison for child abduction. That partnership ended seven years ago and DePape has been homeless on and off since then. Acquaintances and Berkeley neighbors describe him as not mentally healthy, saying he exhibits psychotic delusions and is sometimes incoherent.

So far, police have not disclosed how DePape journeyed from Berkeley to Pacific Heights at 2:00 o’clock in the morning, about fourteen miles. Did he walk from Berkeley across the Bay Bridge and then halfway across town? Mr. DePape is apparently also known to the police as a gay hustler, that is, a person who sells sex for money. Unless I’m mistaken, the San Francisco Police Department (SFPD) has a detective department — experienced men and women who go around the city seeking clues, evidence, and testimony in order to make sense of perplexing crimes — and then solve them! Shall we assume they are on-the-job?

Now, Paul Pelosi, 82, who made a $300-million fortune running a car service (also shrewd investments in real estate and the stock market), has been in quite a bit of trouble this year. On May 28, 2022, he was arrested for Driving Under the Influence (DUI) in Napa (near a vineyard estate he owns with Nancy) when his 2021 Porsche crashed into a 2014 Jeep driven by one “John Doe” (as the police identified him). KGO-TV, ABC’s affiliate in the San Francisco area, said that there was a second person in the Porsche with Pelosi at the time of the accident. He has never been identified.

In August, Mr. Pelosi was sentenced to five days in jail, a fine of roughly $7,000, a three-month drinking-and-driving course, eight hours of public service, and having an “interlock” device installed on his car that would require him to blow into an alcohol sensor before the engine can ignite. By any chance, were the Napa Police or the County Court contacted in the matter at some point by the US Capitol Police or the FBI? We may never know.

If David DePape didn’t walk fourteen miles from Berkeley to Pacific Heights, or take a cab (expensive), how did he get there? Here’s a theory: he rode the BART subway from Berkeley to the Church Street and Mission station in the city, a five-minute walk to the Castro Valley, San Francisco’s fabled gay district. Sometime before 2:00 a.m. closing time, he met up in a bar there with Paul Pelosi, who drove DePape to the Pelosi house in a car not equipped with an interlock device. That is to say, David DePape was let into the house by Mr. Pelosi.

The police and the news media have theorized that DePape broke into the place by smashing a glass door in back. Uh-huh…. Ask yourself: would there not be an alarm system at least on all the ground floor windows and doors in the house? Would there not be security cameras on the back side of the house — the side that burglars might prefer, if they could get over the wall? Would the Speaker of the House, with a discretionary budget on top of a $300-million fortune, and in a time of epic political rancor, not have a team of security guards in place at her private home?

Initial news media chatter had both DePape and Paul Pelosi dressed in their underwear, struggling over a hammer which turned out to belong to Mr. Pelosi. Not until the police entered the house did DePape wrest the hammer from Mr. Pelosi and commence to brain him with it. What does the arrest report actually say about the two men’s state-of-dress? It is not public information. How and why were the police just watching until DePape assaulted Mr. Pelosi — who was hospitalized afterward and had surgery on his cracked skull? (Uh, how did a blow that literally broke his skull not kill the elderly Mr. Pelosi?)

The news media initially suggested that somebody — a third person on the scene — opened the door to let the police in. Now they are saying no such person was there. Was the front door unlocked? (Weird, considering the general threat level for a public figure.) Or, did police break the glass door in the rear of the house to get in? (However, photos of the door show the glass being broken from the inside and shards spread over the outside.) Odd, also, that such a wealthy and powerful couple would not have hard-to-smash security glass on such a door. (It’s easy to buy.) Odd, too, that there was not one human security guard on the premises. The house had security cameras all over the exterior and interior. No mention in the news media or from the SFPD of what might have been recorded by these cameras at the time of the incident.

My assessment of this bizarre episode as follows: Paul Pelosi was out drinking late the night of the incident. He hooked up with David DePape, a hustler he might have been previously acquainted with, and took him back to the house in Pacific Heights. Something went wrong with the transaction. Considering that DePape exhibited psychotic behavior at times, it might have taken little to set him off. All the authorities involved are playing it coy, but failing to construct a narrative that adds up.

The Democratic Party has attempted to convert the sordid incident into a political talking point, painting DePape as a MAGA crazy. That spin apparently failed almost instantly. Their next effort will be to shove the story down the memory hole — the news media will just not report on any developments. Meanwhile, Nancy Pelosi put out a statement that her family is “heartbroken” over the incident. Yes, of course. I’m sure. Nobody knew about Paul Pelosi’s peccadillos. Boo-hoo. Cry me a river, you degenerate jade. Don’t suppose the truth about this will be successfully suppressed, like Hunter B;’s laptop. And so, the career of Nancy Pelosi comes to an ignominious end with the November 8 election, with a cherry-on-top of personal humiliation. She deserves every bit of it.

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161 Comments
GrungeVet
GrungeVet
October 31, 2022 10:20 am

The more this story unfolds the more I think it was a message to Mrs Pelosi. Perhaps the luciferian’s way to tell her that her time is running short with the repeated embarrassments.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  GrungeVet
October 31, 2022 12:48 pm

It’s Trump’s fault!!! No more populist deplorable elections allowed!!!!
https://www.dailyfetched.com/rob-reiner-claims-trump-directly-to-blame-for-paul-pelosi-attack-calls-for-indictment/
Electing Hillary fixes this!!!

Iggy
Iggy
  Anonymous
October 31, 2022 12:49 pm

Fuck meathead.

brian
brian
  Iggy
October 31, 2022 12:55 pm

with a wire brush affixed to a drill…

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  brian
October 31, 2022 1:03 pm

with a frozen pineapple – leaves first.

Lucredius
Lucredius
  Aunt Acid
October 31, 2022 1:32 pm

+1 for creativity!
L.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Lucredius
October 31, 2022 6:18 pm

Sharp, fast-rotating tools in that place sounds more like destructivity, not creativity. Plus, it could transmit pineapplepox.

Speaking of poxes, for anyone who’s been living in a cave, the first symptom of monkeypox infection is a pounding sensation . . .

. . . in the rectum.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Anonymous
October 31, 2022 9:58 pm

Heavens, sounds dangerous.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  brian
October 31, 2022 2:16 pm

With a running chain saw. Take his tongue out first so you cannot hear the screams.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  TN Patriot
October 31, 2022 5:49 pm

A Dr Falsi specialty with Beagle testing, no?

EN2 SS
EN2 SS
  TN Patriot
November 1, 2022 12:34 am

Why wouldn’t we want to hear the demon scream?

Marvin
Marvin
  brian
November 1, 2022 3:32 am

Hey, it’s San Fran. Everyone knows where the sex toy is inserted.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  brian
November 1, 2022 7:35 am

wow. You REALLY like your fucks clean! Can’t say I blame you.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Iggy
October 31, 2022 12:56 pm

The illogic and hysteria of any true believer in any ideology knows no bounds. Propaganda and psyops work:

And a Child Shall Mislead Them

Penn Jillette, Mr. Logical, atheist, anti-state libertarian, dumps everything he stands for, ever since his daughter decided she is actually male.

In Orwell’s 1984, the higher-up Inner Party members were the most hysterical, illogical, hypnotized fanatical believers, not the lowest, least intelligent ones. Every single Hollywood person’s bio says that they are also an “activist”.

lamont cranston
lamont cranston
  Anonymous
October 31, 2022 6:25 pm

I read Taki every day, don’t know how I missed this. He’s sick.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  lamont cranston
October 31, 2022 6:56 pm

It shows how susceptible even bright, principled, usually strong people can be to psy-conditioning. Mighty Mount Everest is turning into beachfront property as we speak. We must guard our minds against planned erosion from the evil among us.

“Trust thyself: every heart vibrates to that iron string.
Nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of your own mind. A man should learn to detect and watch that gleam of light which flashes across his mind from within, more than the lustre of the firmament of bards and sages… In every work of genius we recognize our own rejected thoughts: they come back to us with a certain alienated majesty.” ― Ralph Waldo Emerson

“To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.” ― Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day. You shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense.” ― Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Is it so bad, then, to be misunderstood? Pythagoras was misunderstood, and Socrates, and Jesus, and Luther, and Copernicus, and Galileo, and Newton, and every pure and wise spirit that ever took flesh. To be great is to be misunderstood.”
― Ralph Waldo Emerson

“A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines. With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do. He may as well concern himself with his shadow on the wall. Speak what you think now in hard words, and to-morrow speak what to-morrow thinks in hard words again, though it contradict every thing you said to-day. — ‘Ah, so you shall be sure to be misunderstood.’ — Is it so bad, then, to be misunderstood? Pythagoras was misunderstood, and Socrates, and Jesus, and Luther, and Copernicus, and Galileo, and Newton, and every pure and wise spirit that ever took flesh. To be great is to be misunderstood.” ― Ralph Waldo Emerson

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Anonymous
October 31, 2022 10:00 pm

To be great is to be misunderstood.”
― Ralph Waldo Emerson

Auntie loves Emerson.

RiNS
RiNS
  Iggy
October 31, 2022 2:10 pm

rusty chainsaw is better option for him..

Anonymous
Anonymous
  RiNS
October 31, 2022 5:17 pm

Trump is to blame, # 4 trillion:
Climate Change Denial is Trump’s Fault – AND . . . It’s Anti-Semitic!

Dangerous, Dangerous People

NOW how much would you pay?!?!?!?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Iggy
October 31, 2022 10:09 pm

“meathead.”

Wasn’t acting. For that Role.

Saxons Wrath
Saxons Wrath
  Anonymous
October 31, 2022 4:50 pm

STOP!!!

It’s HAMMER TIME!!!

Go with flow, it is said, if you can’t move to this then you probably are dead!!!…

This is the perfect situation for MC Hammer to make his comeback around!!!

Thanks, Pelosi, for the laughs…
Every.
Single.
Time…..

lamont cranston
lamont cranston
  Anonymous
October 31, 2022 6:21 pm

Archie Bunker was right in calling him “Meathead”.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  lamont cranston
October 31, 2022 7:02 pm

His greatest work was “Spinal Tap”.

Common Cents
Common Cents
  Anonymous
November 1, 2022 12:46 pm

(((Rob Reiner))). Just sayin.

Ken31
Ken31
  GrungeVet
November 2, 2022 2:17 pm

That was my initial surmise, but then it started looking more like the consequences of degenerate behavior itself.

Walter
Walter
  GrungeVet
November 2, 2022 9:43 pm

The Harry Reid effect.

pyrrhus
pyrrhus
October 31, 2022 10:31 am

An 82 yo drunk trolling for gay sex…sounds like Frisco all right….

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  pyrrhus
October 31, 2022 10:07 pm

It must have been those Adenochrome poppers that started all this shit.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Aunt Acid
October 31, 2022 10:30 pm

No, it was cherry Pineal Gland ice cream with walnuts.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Aunt Acid
November 1, 2022 3:36 am

Right out of Nancy’s elegant Zero Freezers.

flash
flash
October 31, 2022 10:33 am

“The press is a gang of cruel faggots. Journalism is not a profession or a trade. It is a cheap catch-all for fuckoffs and misfits—a false doorway to the backside of life, a filthy piss-ridden little hole nailed off by the building inspector, but just deep enough for a wino to curl up from the sidewalk and masturbate like a chimp in a zoo-cage.”

― Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

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WilliamtheResolute
WilliamtheResolute
  flash
October 31, 2022 10:51 am

Yeah, Ironic at best, I posted the following on Breitbart a week ago and it was removed…and then I was banned: “Obviously it’s the Jewish media moguls who are so upset about his pointing out the truth of the matter…the cabal owns the media.”…you are ruled by those you are not allowed to criticize.

flash
flash
  WilliamtheResolute
October 31, 2022 11:06 am

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flash
flash
  flash
October 31, 2022 11:10 am

No nation for cracka’s , but # IsraelFirst ….reeee

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  flash
October 31, 2022 11:27 am

The (((media))) were merely protecting their fellow tribe members in the case of the ‘stein brothers …

bidenTouchesKids
bidenTouchesKids
  flash
October 31, 2022 12:58 pm

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lamont cranston
lamont cranston
  bidenTouchesKids
October 31, 2022 6:29 pm

Goy literally translates as “Beast”. Goyim = Beasts.

Machinist
Machinist
  flash
October 31, 2022 4:56 pm

Pontius Pilate has finished washing his hands.

Satan's lair
Satan's lair
  flash
November 1, 2022 10:29 pm

Excellent point. They’re also enraged at Putin but think genocide in China is just nifty.

CCRider
CCRider
October 31, 2022 10:34 am

Pauly the drunken peter puffer. Just what I’d wish on that evil bitch.

Anonymous
Anonymous
October 31, 2022 10:37 am

My guess is that this thing never sees the inside of a courtroom. I doubt the Pelosi’s want DePape to give his side of the story. The worst for DePape is that he will spend a small stretch in a mental institution, for appearances sake, and the Pelosi’s buy his silence.

Warren
Warren
  Anonymous
October 31, 2022 10:48 am

Or, he gets the Epstein protocol

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Warren
October 31, 2022 11:01 am

Mr DePape gets the wurst and most fatal case of Monkey-Pox, ever.

J Far
J Far
  Warren
October 31, 2022 12:28 pm

I have to believe he’s suicidal now, you know?

Jason Calley
Jason Calley
  Anonymous
October 31, 2022 1:27 pm

I predict he spends a long time in a mental institution — or they kill him off. They will NOT buy his silence because he is crazy enough that his voluntary silence cannot be relied upon.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Anonymous
October 31, 2022 2:19 pm

I’ll bet SanFranNan has a favor or two that can be called in from her Italian brothers in arms. Once connected, always connected.

Machinist
Machinist
  Anonymous
October 31, 2022 5:03 pm

7:30A
Crazy:Rikers Island Jail has a form called 7:30 A ,which is a psych evaluation request form. It’s also the time they pass out the Meds in a nuthouse.
Yo don’t fuck with that guy he’s 7:30

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
November 1, 2022 5:31 am

Calling Daniel Kaffee

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
November 1, 2022 10:20 pm

” My guess is that this thing never sees the inside of a courtroom.”

🤣 For sure.

However they may have been fighting over…”It’s my turn!”

B_MC
B_MC
October 31, 2022 10:38 am

One of the most fascinating things about the modern age we live in is the population of journalists almost exclusively being from mega rich families and the fact they have done such a good job of hiding it from the internet.

https://archive.ph/NXjSd

Note from Nevada
Note from Nevada
October 31, 2022 10:41 am

After the midterms we might hear more about this incident (like the truth)until then its a cover up in progress.

Expect Old Paul to get sent away for ‘treatment’ to minimize the embarrassment of Old Nancy’s ‘Bi’ husband
poor fellow has an alcohol problems and leads him into unsavory situation..victim card is being written as we watch this unfold….

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Note from Nevada
October 31, 2022 2:21 pm

He might just die from his injuries. It all depends on how pissed off SanFranNan gets after losing the speaker’s gavel.

Machinist
Machinist
  Note from Nevada
October 31, 2022 5:10 pm

“we might hear more about this incident (like the truth)…”
Yeah, and I’m gonna get a Red Ryder BB gun for Christmas too.

Warren
Warren
October 31, 2022 10:42 am

If I had $300 million I’d spend the money for a private security detail. At least a night watch. And I’d also hire a car service for when I went out on the town.

Skip
Skip
  Warren
October 31, 2022 11:01 am

If I had 300 million, I would fill up my tank to see what my mileage is.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Skip
October 31, 2022 1:01 pm

If I had $300 million, Obama’s spouse would have a uterus.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  Warren
October 31, 2022 11:33 am

Paul Pelosi would probably worry more about his drivers or security detail spilling the beans on his male prostitutes. He probably figured it was safer to pick up a random nut job. Just speculating.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Iska Waran
November 1, 2022 3:43 am

Or he could get a lawyer named Cohen to do all his dirty work-like finding boys with pretty fannies. But we all know how the laywer thing worked out for Trump.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Warren
October 31, 2022 5:10 pm

He probably doesn’t want any witnesses.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Warren
October 31, 2022 5:12 pm

Not if you didn’t want people to know what you are up to…

realestatepup
realestatepup
October 31, 2022 10:43 am

What boggles my mind is why the Party of Unity and Inclusion would make such a stink about an old queen picking up a dude in the Castro in the first place.
No one would really care if Ol’ Paul ‘came out of the closet’. Hell, he’d be better off anyway! Then Nan can play it up right before the midterms and show how empathetic she is to the plight of the LBGTQ++++ folks.
Also could explain his alcoholism…he was ‘repressing’ his authentic self and that led to heavy drinking.
The MAGA story was doomed to failure.
Shows you that her generation is really NOT inclusive, and USES the LBGTQ++++ community for their own ends.

Skip
Skip
  realestatepup
October 31, 2022 11:02 am

Ding, ding, ding!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Skip
October 31, 2022 7:32 pm

Her social class (sociopathic, ambitious, narcissistic, presumptuous would-be rulers), not her generation. Other than that, agreed.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  realestatepup
October 31, 2022 11:42 am

My first thought.

They could have just leaned into it and asked if you were a bigot for questioning her husnad’s sexual identity.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  hardscrabble farmer
October 31, 2022 7:35 pm

Hey, you’re not really Karl Rove or David Gergen, are ya?

};^D

WilliamtheResolute
WilliamtheResolute
October 31, 2022 10:46 am

Nancy deserves so much more than just a little embarrassment at the end of her criminal reign…treason has consequences.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  WilliamtheResolute
November 1, 2022 3:45 am

Not with Merrick Garland.

overthecliff
overthecliff
  Administrator
October 31, 2022 10:58 am

Catturd has a point there.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  overthecliff
October 31, 2022 1:02 pm

I smell meme: The Most Credibility-Free Pervert In The World

Photoshoppers, ready, set, go.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
October 31, 2022 4:24 pm

Welcome back catturd, welcome back!!

overthecliff
overthecliff
October 31, 2022 10:54 am

COCK amamie story is right.

Trapped in Portlandia
Trapped in Portlandia
October 31, 2022 10:56 am

The truth of the episode will be revealed when we see the footage from security cams mounted around the house and police body cam footage from that night.

And we will get to see those videos right after we see the videos of the missile, oops, I mean plane that hit the Pentagon on 9/11.

flash
flash
  Administrator
October 31, 2022 11:13 am

Is Adams back on the rails or off…it’s hard to tell with Mr. WordMagic…yes, I read his book.

Scott Adams Death Watch

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  flash
October 31, 2022 11:37 am

What’s he so sad about anyway? Losing that plastic wife of his?

flash
flash
  Iska Waran
October 31, 2022 12:04 pm

Apparently, his word magic is failing him. He has lost the ability to speak his preferred illusion into reality…he has written whole book dedicated to word magic, which he attributes to his success in life…just speak it enough and it will happen.

fujigm
fujigm
  flash
October 31, 2022 10:46 pm

Funny.
I’ve always felt reticence was highly underrated.

Anonymous
Anonymous
October 31, 2022 11:06 am

This is what happens when a wife ignores her husband’s needs, and he has to go outside the marriage to cruise for rough trade.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  Anonymous
October 31, 2022 11:38 am

Exactly. She could have pegged the poor guy herself.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Iska Waran
October 31, 2022 11:47 am

Horrible thought. Butt not to worry: engineering wizards have developed a machine for just that.

Do not ask how Auntie knows this, either, bub.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Aunt Acid
November 1, 2022 7:41 am

It’s called a “Roto-Plooker”. You can pick one up at Joe’s Garage…for free.

NBerinKS
NBerinKS
  Iska Waran
October 31, 2022 1:02 pm

Thanks for THAT mental picture…!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Iska Waran
November 1, 2022 3:50 am

Hey, she’s probably worn out after working over Nadler during the week.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
October 31, 2022 11:09 am

A fill-in-the-blank exercise:

They shall blame this egregious cock-a-hammer crime on _______________

A. Russia
B. MAGA
C. Anti-LBGTQ+
D. Global Warming
E. All of the above

(Auntie is going with C & D)

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
October 31, 2022 11:26 am
Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Administrator
November 1, 2022 12:28 am

That’s where the hammer was hiding.

Auntie will be eagerly awaiting the forensic results from the felonious hammer. This could wind up in the realm of Bill Clinton and his penchant for trenched cigar.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Aunt Acid
November 1, 2022 3:52 am

C’mon, Paul took the hammer into the bathroom to wipe the handle off.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Anonymous
November 1, 2022 4:16 pm

Only the Shadow knows…

Ray Jason
Ray Jason
October 31, 2022 11:34 am

Hey Gang,

Anybody else think it was strange that the Chief of Police had the 911 dispatcher present at the press conference and then lauded he/she in his remarks??? Then when I heard the tape of the 911 call, I noticed that “Heather” has a distinctly male voice. Has SF gone so far off the Golden Gate Bridge that they even have to score virtue signaling points when doing crime scene reports these days? Mondo Cane on the Left Coast.

i forget
i forget
October 31, 2022 11:51 am

Insider trader inner degradeds – it ain’t just for, or about, or confined to, the stock market. Unless by stock is meant the domesticated beef & milk critters known as “citizens.”

Mine that ore. LL cover art was almost as funny as artless cover the high grader frontwo/men paint. But PP mighta’ flipped for this “miner.”

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“In mining, high grading refers to mining out the portions of the orebody that has the highest grade of material to be mined. However, it may also refer to the concealment and theft of valuable gold or silver ore by miners for personal profit. Common in the United States in the late 19th century and early 20th century,[4] high graders would usually conceal the highest grades of ore they encountered during their work day in a pocket or lunch pail, or within the body, and later attempt to fence it on the black market.

As mining companies became more aware of the growing problem, they built changing stations where they forced the miners to shower after their shift in the mines, making it easier to foil attempts at theft.

“HIGH GRADING AT TONOPAH.” The arrest of four men for high grading took place at Tonopah last Friday morning as the men were coming off shift at the McNamara mine. The men arrested are William Turner, vice president of the Tonopah miners’ union; Tom Conifrey, Tom Cunningham and Patrick Flanigan. They were caught with the rich ore concealed upon their persons, and it is said that nearly a wagonload of ore was recovered from the residences of the high graders. These men have been suspected for a long time, and Friday morning the entire shift was held up and searched. All were lodged in the county jail, and two of them have since given bail. It is announced that they will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.
— Rhyolite Herald, October 28, 1908”

i forget
i forget
  i forget
October 31, 2022 2:39 pm

Just read in Quigley that authorized biographer to Lord Halifax coined term “dyarchy” to describe the Right of the period talking along with the Left but doing the opposite; “public policy” vs actual secret policy.

Forked tongue same as it ever was in other words.

But when I “look it up” on the honest-online the definition has been changed to “gov in which power is vested in two rulers or authorities.”

Well wordalchemists, “power” is invested in two stories, narratives, lies, same as ever. And if it takes more than two, “they” got the writers honey, if you got the time.

Red couldn’t have got a sledgehammer for Andy if he’d wanted to (which he didn’t want to). But a itty-bitty rock hammer? And a poster of Rita Hayworth – Marilyn Monroe – Raquel Welch? No problemo.

Cuz who’d hang a poster of nance Pelosi anyway? That’d be suspicious. That’d be a huge sledge hammer in Andy’s pocket & the warden woulda been happy to see it, too. Mighta’ avoided that big ol’ hole in his head if only he’d noticed that hammer.

Die archy, die.

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
October 31, 2022 1:48 pm

At least they found his unburnt passport . . .

Iggy
Iggy
October 31, 2022 12:33 pm

Breaking news; David De Pape has an anal ring tattoo that says,”Paul’s bitch”.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Iggy
October 31, 2022 5:53 pm

Don Lemon wants to taste it, just to be sure.

bidenTouchesKids
bidenTouchesKids
October 31, 2022 12:33 pm

No matter the facts or how widely they’re reported; the left only believe the first thing they hear and ignore all corrections. Expect them to keep parroting the same lies.

flash
flash
October 31, 2022 1:02 pm

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Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  flash
October 31, 2022 1:06 pm

Venn diagrams are so clearly homophobic.

flash
flash
  Aunt Acid
October 31, 2022 1:29 pm

Kneepads Kamala love thems…

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  flash
October 31, 2022 1:42 pm

Kam luvs cackling moar.

Sammy Johnson
Sammy Johnson
  Aunt Acid
November 1, 2022 3:58 am

There is a subtlety: we are all supposed to be green with envy (or desire in some cases).

ubi
ubi
October 31, 2022 1:20 pm

Kunstler has a fanciful and entertaining theory, but he is not very familiar with SF Bay Area geography:

If David DePape didn’t walk fourteen miles from Berkeley to Pacific Heights, or take a cab (expensive), how did he get there? Here’s a theory: he rode the BART subway from Berkeley to the Church Street and Mission station in the city, a five-minute walk to the Castro Valley, San Francisco’s fabled gay district. Sometime before 2:00 a.m. closing time, he met up in a bar there with Paul Pelosi [. . .]

There is no pedestrian lane on the SF-Oakland Bay Bridge.

There is no BART Station at Church & Mission. He would have to transfer from BART to the Muni Metro at, say, Civic Center Station and take a Metro tram or streetcar to the Church & Duboce Station, to be within a few minutes walk of the Castro neighborhood.

Castro Valley is a town in the SF East Bay (nowhere near SF’s Castro neighborhood), south of Oakland and north of Hayward. It’s also not very gay.

The Castro neighborhood is mostly a tourist trap now, filled with straight people. The rougher gay areas that locals frequent include several locations in the SOMA (SOuth of MArket) neighborhood. Paul would be more likely to go there to get his gay on – closer to home and less likely to be recognized by tourists.

m
m
  ubi
October 31, 2022 2:05 pm

Huh? There are two BART stations on Mission St.
The one closer to Castro would be 16th St Mission. From there it’s four blocks to Church St, and one more block to Castro District.

ubi
ubi
  m
October 31, 2022 2:33 pm

16th&Mission BART Station is a 22-minute walk from The Castro. Church St. Metro Station is 10 minutes closer. But you know what they say: Everywhere is walking distance, if you have enough time.

Regardless, there is still no BART Station at Church&Mission, despite what Kunstler writes. And as you correctly point out, Church and Mission Streets don’t intersect at all; they are parallel to each other, at a distance of four blocks. And those East-West blocks are long, about twice a standard NYC block.

There are some even closer Metro Stations: 16th&Church (10-minute walk), 17th&Noe (5-minute walk), and Castro (4-minute walk).

m
m
  ubi
October 31, 2022 4:41 pm

‘The Castro’ is on the edge of Castro District that’s the furthest away from 16th St & Mission BART.
The edge of Castro District closest to that BART station would be 16th & Sanchez, and that one is 0.6 miles away for which Goolag maps states 13 minutes walk, but that’s more like stroll speed it seems to me; I’m sure I can comfortably walk that under 10 min.

flash
flash
October 31, 2022 1:26 pm

Meanwhile in San Francisco , far Right extremists run amok. Democracy is no longer safe for democrats…reeee

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  flash
October 31, 2022 1:41 pm

Enrichment, whether you like it or not, comrades.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  flash
October 31, 2022 3:16 pm

Diversity be our strength

morongobill
morongobill
  flash
October 31, 2022 7:18 pm

Nothing here that Sharia Law wouldn’t cure. Amazing how hard life is with only one hand.

Peter Horry
Peter Horry
  morongobill
October 31, 2022 9:15 pm

Inshallah

Anonymous
Anonymous
  morongobill
November 1, 2022 4:03 am

and the one hand is needed both for ass wiping and holding food.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
October 31, 2022 2:14 pm

SanFranNan will very shortly announce her retirement from CONgress so she can move her husband to their FL mansion and she can provide care for him in an income tax free state.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  TN Patriot
October 31, 2022 5:00 pm

Floridians will not like these, ahem, retirees shopping at their nice friendly neighborhood Publix, or Winn Dixie, or Piggly Wiggly or….

Is there any legal way to prevent such horrendous pinkos from becoming residents of a state other than Commiefornia? Asking for some friends.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Aunt Acid
October 31, 2022 9:05 pm

The easiest way would be a quick trial and executed shortly thereafter. They could be committed to a mental institution by a judge or they could be planted in Memorial Gardens inside some ornate boxes. The quickest way would be to start a rumor that the Pelousie’s are going to release some secret information on the Clintons.

There are always options, Auntie.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Aunt Acid
November 1, 2022 12:01 am

CA tried to prevent Oakies from entering the State during the Great Depression … ended up in a Supreme Court case of Edwards v. California … basically States cannot interfere with our right to interstate travel … still good law, AFAIK …

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Anonymous
November 1, 2022 12:37 am

Steinbeck enters consciousness, sort of. What’s left of it.

gadsden flag
gadsden flag
October 31, 2022 2:27 pm

tell me if you’ve heard this one… the security team was asleep and the cameras were disabled.

World War Zeke
World War Zeke
  gadsden flag
October 31, 2022 3:39 pm

Hammer purchased across state lines, sending in FBI to politicize the grime scene ASAP…

Anonymous
Anonymous
October 31, 2022 3:50 pm

Winchester
Winchester
October 31, 2022 3:50 pm

Psh…come on man, it is MAGAs fault

Anonymous
Anonymous
October 31, 2022 3:51 pm

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Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Anonymous
October 31, 2022 4:56 pm

Rectum? Darn near killed him.

ASIG
ASIG
  Anonymous
November 1, 2022 6:53 pm

So he hammered on then came in Paul Pelosi’s back door

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
October 31, 2022 5:05 pm

It’s really a marvel how the jokes just write themselves for this event, eh kids?

Anonymous
Anonymous
October 31, 2022 5:14 pm

Somebody should check Pelosi’s browser history.

Jocko
Jocko
October 31, 2022 5:16 pm

Getting drunk at 82 and picking up a male prostitute, whether in your car or home, at 2 am in the morning is proving dangerous, at least in San Francisco!

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Administrator
October 31, 2022 8:26 pm

Funky town.
There has to be a deep psychological meaning to all this. great video meme, BTW.

Auntie is going out on a limb with this but to consider that MTD* said something about Communism being the hammer….

*M.A.O. Zedong, yo

Randall Bridges
Randall Bridges
  Aunt Acid
October 31, 2022 10:53 pm

Both men obviously communist sympathizers! When cops opened the front door, they found Two Armand Hammers!

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Randall Bridges
November 1, 2022 12:40 am

So very well played, Randy.

ERISA
ERISA
October 31, 2022 7:45 pm

Paul
When you give your soul to Satan he always comes to collect. You think he is your friend and your ace in the hole but he hates you and wants to see you suffer in the end. He takes everything from you.

The Good News is there is still time for you. Jesus is right beside you now. You have to make that first move.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  ERISA
October 31, 2022 8:11 pm

Auntie agrees, ERISA.

Jesus saves. Thank you, Lord.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  ERISA
November 1, 2022 4:08 am

You got any message for Nancy?

Lee Harvey Griswald
Lee Harvey Griswald
  Anonymous
November 1, 2022 3:49 pm

Show us your tits?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Lee Harvey Griswald
November 2, 2022 2:52 am

I’m not that type of girl!

Anonymous
Anonymous
October 31, 2022 10:06 pm

“Unless I’m mistaken, the San Francisco Police Department (SFPD) has a detective department — experienced men and women who go around the city seeking clues, evidence, and testimony in order to make sense of perplexing crimes — and then solve them! Shall we assume they are on-the-job?”

well. Not since…

Serendipitous, to sat the least. The Name of ‘Tonight’s Episode” @ 1:00 – !:06

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Anonymous
November 1, 2022 12:48 am

SO excellent. That rapid fire montage and great jazz music reflecting a time when San Francisco was the Gem of the Pacific Coast.

Little Joe’s on Broadway!

Anonymous
Anonymous
October 31, 2022 10:43 pm

hiding the truth is the police/FBI/press / dispatcher/ and democratic party, …or ….. a psychotic addict broke into the house with a hammer ……. let’s filter this through the lens of what we want to believe …. Kunstler vision.

queequeg
queequeg
November 1, 2022 2:20 am

Balled and Peened.

Slick
Slick
  queequeg
November 1, 2022 4:14 am

Wondering if the condom broke?

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
November 1, 2022 6:24 am

I view every democrat as a Paul Pelosi.

B_MC
B_MC
November 1, 2022 6:27 am

Apparently #Pelosigaylover is trending. Example….

https://mobile.twitter.com/LunarArchivist/status/1587290883656978432

Chud Bentley
Chud Bentley
November 1, 2022 6:58 am

Is everyone in positions of power and influence in this country a fag or pedophile of some stripe?

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Chud Bentley
November 1, 2022 7:47 am

yes

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  Chud Bentley
November 1, 2022 8:01 am

Yes.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Chud Bentley
November 1, 2022 9:13 pm

Preverts! The lot of them.

Cedartown Mark
Cedartown Mark
  Aunt Acid
November 3, 2022 2:39 pm

Dr. Strangelove?

George Costanza
George Costanza
  Chud Bentley
November 2, 2022 2:53 am

While it is not a requirement it certainly is not frowned upon.

Empty
Empty
November 1, 2022 1:14 pm

Honestly, whether he’s a closet pipe smoker or not, this needs to be everywhere for the next 15 years, every day.

Jdog
Jdog
November 1, 2022 1:30 pm

This entire incident stinks of a psi-op. First they expect us to believe that the Speaker of the House, who is third in line to be President, has no home security…. none. The Mayor of Chicago has 65 full time city officers assigned to her and her home, and another 20 private.
They expect us to believe that any hammer wielding shit bum walking the streets of San Francisco is free to walk right up to her door and bust out the windows and access her bedroom at will. No alarms, no security, nothing. This is after her house was vandalized by BLM supporters not long ago…. Sure… I believe that.
In politics nothing happens unless it has been planed. The Democrats are in danger of loosing control of Congress, and Pelosi is in danger of losing her position as Speaker. They have just lost one of their biggest psi-op weapons Twitter, and they are desperate.
Suddenly, you have an attack on her husband, by a right wing MAGA supporter who is a homeless nudist, who makes hemp bracelets, and lives with a bunch of BLM, gay rights liberals…… But he obviously has a computer and internet, and has many right wing online posts proving this is a outcome of conservative politics……
Sorry but is all sounds like a couple hundred pounds of bullshit to me….

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Jdog
November 1, 2022 10:02 pm

Shit-tons. A myriad of shit-tons.

Old threesomes ew
Old threesomes ew
November 1, 2022 10:27 pm

Sounds like they were getting their freak on with the underwear handyman.

IWantYourDOR
IWantYourDOR
November 2, 2022 11:42 am

I like the logic and simplicity of your theory. Unfortunately you might have to wait a bit to proof it.