WORLD — In a surprise statement to the world from the White House Situation Room, President Biden has announced America’s unconditional surrender to the Chinese Spy Balloon.
“Listen, folks, it’s over,” said Biden as a single tear ran down his face. “We’re outgunned here. There’s no hope that we can match the awesome power of this giant balloon.”
Biden’s voice was drowned out by the dozens of weeping journalists gathered outside the room.
“I urge you all to hug your loved ones and embrace your children, for the end is near. God help us all,” Biden finally said before signing off for the last time.
At publishing time, Americans had been urged by the administration to start learning Mandarin.
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Xuéxí zhōngwén. Tā mā de méi bànfǎ
学习中文。 他妈的没办法 biatches
Wonton soup and combo number three.
Ta shr shen jieng bieng. He’s mentally ill.
The “Death Balloon”.
Jill would have had that balloon down the first day it was spotted.
To be fair, good ole joe did personally drive a HIMAR missile launcher from the White House out to Montana, set the dang thing up, and set the calculations by himself for a direct hit on the Balloon from Hell. Unfortunately for America and the rest of the free world he was using one Hunter’s old computers that still ran on DOS and the missile missed. Here he explains the mistake, which could have happened to anyone:
Video of where the missile landed was later released.
The only missile launcher he drove was Hunter “priapism” Biden.
When asked about the balloon yesterday, Commander Shithead began berating the questioner with crap about “do you remember what it was like when I took over?” He went on about how the whole country was melting down and inflation was out of control and a bunch of other disjointed lies and fantasies of how he alone saved us from Orange Man Bad and all his bad policies. Then he shuffled off with a smug grin without addressing a 1,000 square foot spy craft over the middle of the country passing over many military bases and several nuclear weapon launch sites.
You know its bad when a senile old pedo can blather and berate you to your face and walk away knowing that NOBODY is gonna do a damn thing about it.
When Putin and Xi take over I volunteer as executioner to our Vichy govt.
HR,
Biden has been successful in one of his roles. One of the reasons he was selected by the Luciferians to was to mock us/U.S.
I’m dead serious.
Things that make you go hmmm…
Except that China has already apologized for the balloon entering US airspace.
FWIW it does seem some of our people like fruitcake Milley work very closely with their CCP counterparts.
It’s ‘Rover’, from The Prisoner TeeVee (Brit. show).
It would be funny if not so sad…when you leave half your military armament in shithole Afghanistan and send the other half to shithole Ukraine this is the result. Best keep your AR…you’re gonna need it.
Hunter Bidens diseased penis poses more of a threat to the people of the late great USSA.
Surrendering to a balloon is no sillier than surrendering repeatedly – for millennia, so far – to those who seek to rule. None of this would be happening if people would stop believing in leaders and following them. Their only power over us is the power we surrender to them. Lead yourself.
Larry Johnson has written two short columns about this balloon:
the most recent:
The prior one from Feb 2
Just entertaining possibilities.
good stuff,iska —
kinda changes our perspective,doesn’t it?
Another f’n national embarrassment thanks to the idiots in charge.