The Biden Transcript October 8, 2023. A Day that Will Live in Infamy

Guest Post by Skinny

I have started reading the transcript from Joe Biden’s October deposition in the classified documents case that was released yesterday and came upon this interesting exchange between Special Counsel Robert Hur and President Biden.

Mr. Hur:  We are trying to understand how you handled classified documents.  For instance, when you were Vice President, you would receive classified binders for the daily briefing and such things, is that correct. 

President Biden:  Sure, they would bring me a binder.  It was a big blue bag, and it has a lock on it, with big with letters that read “For Your Eyes Only.”  And it has a computer, you know like a laptop in it as well.  Well, not exactly, the president gets a laptop, I just got an Etch-A-Sketch pad.  But it was really neato.  Did you know that if you spin both dials at the same time, you can make a diagonal line?  I got really good at that.  Sometimes I was even able to draw letters. 

Mr. Hur:  Mr. President, sorry to interrupt, but can we stay on topic?

President Biden:  Sure.  Anyway, after a little while drawing letters, the guy with the little earpiece would come by and ask if I was ready?  I always said yes, even though I was never ready since I spent the whole time playing with the Etch-A-Sketch and not preparing for the briefing.  While we would walk to Oval, we never called it the Oval Office, we just called it The Oval cause that sounds much cooler, I would always ask if I could get one of those cool earpieces, you know the ones with the wire hanging down.  I would say, “Hey pal, I always called him pal, because I could never remember his name, can you get me one those cool earpieces?”  He would just smile and not answer so I never got the cool earpiece. 

Mr. Hur:  Mr. President, I’m sorry you never got the earpiece, but we were talking about the classified documents. 

President Biden:  Oh right.  Anyway, we would walk to the Oval, did I tell why we called it the Oval?

Mr. Hur:  You did.

President Biden:  Good, cause that’s important. When we got to the Oval, Obama, President Obama, he was president, I think, at the time.  He was always in the Oval when I got there so he must have president, would always say, “Tell that idiot to wait in the hall!”  This was kind of like a joke between us, but I would go sit in the hall and they would close the door and have their meeting.  All the while I was sitting out there, I would always regret not bringing my Etch-A-Sketch.

Mr. Hur:  So, you’re saying you never received classified documents during your time as Vice President. 

President Biden:  Sure, I got oodles of them.  They would bring them over in that big blue bag, but they always told me not to read them, I’m not sure why.  It was ok with me because I would rather play with the Etch-A-Sketch anyway.

Mr. Hur:  Well, what would you do with the classified documents when you were done with them?

President Biden:  Oh yes.  Hunter would always drop by and pick them up.  He always needed them for his board meetings with Burisma or when he met with that Chinese fella, whose name I can never remember.  Speaking of which, you look sorta Chinese pal, did he ever meet with you?

Mr. Hur:  No Mr. President, If the White House Counsel has nothing to add I think we can move on to other topics.

President Biden:  Can we talk about my Corvette now?

I will keep reading the transcript and will report on any other interesting exchanges as I come across them.

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19 Comments
Lie, slander and spoon her.
Lie, slander and spoon her.
March 13, 2024 4:37 pm

“Did i mention that i had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. “ -Abe Biden Simpsom

k31
k31
March 13, 2024 4:58 pm

OK. FJB, but I am posting OT. Our first doe came 12 days early, because she had quads. We have two dead kids and two premies we are bottle feeding. We didn’t want to bottle feed, preferring God’s way, but this is the appropriate time to bottle feed. They can’t walk. Quadruplets isn’t normal for Nubians, 2 is. She probably came into labor early because 1 or 2 were already dead. We thank our Lord God for the 2 gifts He has given us.

Anyways, I thought someone would be interested, to the rest you can talk about FJB.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  k31
March 13, 2024 7:28 pm

Your farm matters more than any politics.

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 13, 2024 5:15 pm

this may be an unpopular take, but I don’t find this stuff amusing or worthy of parody. These MFers are thoroughly corrupt from top to bottom, and they keep shoving their naked corruption right in the public’s face. This Hur guy is part of a DOJ and justice system that has become a totally politicized joke over the past few years. Yes, impartial justice may be one of those unattainable absolutes like true love, but the partisan bias on display under this adminstration almost beggars belief. Biden is too feeble and mentally incompetent to answer for the documents issue, but he’s sharp and fit and fiery a few weeks later at his SOTU speech, and if you don’t think he’s capable and ready for reelection, well, F _you—Joe Scarborough said so. Sorry Joe, but you can’t have it both ways

Jim N
Jim N
  Anonymous
March 13, 2024 6:08 pm

Thanks for your view with which I agree. Not only is DOJ, and every other department in the Execuitive branch, politicized but they also take deliberate pleasure in rubbing law abiding citizens’ faces in the shit that they have created. Mayorkas is a prime example; another is the entirety of the House democrats supporting the idea of non-citizens being able to vote.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Jim N
March 13, 2024 7:33 pm

Every institution is corrupt.

Crawfisher
Crawfisher
  Anonymous
March 13, 2024 8:52 pm

Agreed, corruption means I got mine today, fuck tomorrow.
One day, tomorrow materializes; OMG we are ALL fucked.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
March 13, 2024 7:35 pm

THEY ALL NEED TO GO, AND YES, THAT INCLUDES MOST OF THE “rEPUBLICAN” PARTY.
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A common sense update on Global-Communism versus Sovereign Nations. March 14, 2024 edition:
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https://roninhardjan.substack.com/p/americas-shadow-government-behind

Ed
Ed
  Anonymous
March 13, 2024 8:32 pm

but he’s sharp and fit and fiery a few weeks later at his SOTU speech,

Surely you jest. Maybe you saw another speech, but the one I saw was delivered by a maniacal old geezer who obviously didn’t know where he was or what was happening.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Ed
March 13, 2024 9:32 pm

Ed, that was the narrative offered by the MSM and a-holes like Joe Scarborough, not by any objective, rational person

Simplicus Carpenteria
Simplicus Carpenteria
  Ed
March 14, 2024 1:26 am

Jacked up on amphetamenes . :”Jacked Up Joe “,in a rage ,blaming everyone else for all of things he FUBAR’d ” over the last three and a half years , yeah man , heavy shit dude , heavy !!!”
Sung to the tune of ” If Six Was Nine ” by Jimi Hendricks

Skinny
Skinny
  Anonymous
March 14, 2024 10:08 am

B-12 and amphetamines can do wonders. The problem is the crash which we witnessed on the day after the SOTU. A lifetime of grifting has caught up to him.

Josey Wales
Josey Wales
March 13, 2024 6:44 pm

SO THE AUTHOR OF THE ABOVE PIECE MADE A TOTAL MOCKERY OF THE WHOLE THING.

Ed
Ed
  Josey Wales
March 13, 2024 8:34 pm

Yes, he passed it off as a comedy routine. He ain’t up to Babylon Bee standards by any stretch of the imagination, either.

Skinny
Skinny
  Ed
March 14, 2024 10:12 am

Not so fast Ed, Babylon Bee is asking for the rights. Ann McElhinney and Phelim McAleer want to turn it into a musical.

Simplicus Carpenteria
Simplicus Carpenteria
  Josey Wales
March 14, 2024 1:23 am

Actually it already was a total mockery and the joke is on us cuz we foot the bill for all of it , but I do take your point .

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 14, 2024 8:01 am

The fraudulent President Joe Biden was absolutely drugged to perform the SOTU
address that he had rehearsed for days and rested between training sessions by his handlers .
The corrupt staff assured he was wound up and ready to play for 90 minutes with what’s left of any resemblance of bio rhythm .
He could play to the leftist gang of treasonous assholes on the democrat party side .
In the end he is a corrupt DC grifter with staying power now worn thin .
He has always been full of shit but played the game but it’s over .
Nation in shambles at all levels overrun by illegals waiting to pounce on targets of opportunity. All alphabet agencies are infested with leftist ideology with treasonous designs as to how to destroy the American Citizens especially the white majority and especially white males .
As woke DEI Appointed and hired has military becoming a joke and and airlines losing parts in flight while pushing electric cars that are only feasible in modest climate conditions if you can afford them and their ultimate upkeep once taxpayers stop subsidizing the manufacturing and charge station installation .
Everything is falling apart and we cannot stop it now !

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
March 14, 2024 10:09 am

It seems like EVERY day lives in infamy these days. One more signpost on the road to Judgment. Nothing to see here. Trudge on.

Knothing
Knothing
  The Central Scrutinizer
March 14, 2024 4:12 pm

Most see the signs, but only few recognize the weatherworn advisory applies to all.