Tag: Biden is a bungling retard

Emergency-O-Rama

Guest Post by Jim Kunstler

“We’ll certainly never forget the dark days of June 6– January 6th, excuse me.” — President “Joe Biden”

The plum blossoms are ready to pop here. You can feel your blood rising. The evening sun lingers a little longer every day. Normally you’d celebrate, but not this year of roaring portents and evil juju. History doesn’t stop to catch its breath for a moment. The tiny glowing diode deep in “Joe Biden’s” brain dims a bit more each day (pause) while low men and women in high places trifle with the fate of the nation. Everyone dreads what’s coming.

Continue reading “Emergency-O-Rama”

Biden Claims His Uncle’s Heart Was Ripped Out During Human Sacrifice Ritual In India

Via The Babylon Bee

WASHINGTON, D.C. — At a recent press conference, President Joe Biden recounted a harrowing tale from his family’s past: the time when his uncle had his heart ripped out and was sacrificed during a mysterious ritual in India.

Biden somberly recounted the gruesome events, describing how his uncle had been lured into a dark temple deep in the jungles of India. With a furrowed brow and a trembling voice, Biden detailed the scene.

Continue reading “Biden Claims His Uncle’s Heart Was Ripped Out During Human Sacrifice Ritual In India”

“Don’t!”— Or Ten Ways to Guarantee a Theater-wide War

Guest Post by Victor Davis Hanson

On the eve of the October 7 massacres, National Security Advisor bragged in an essay that his Mideast portfolio was “quieter than it has been for decades”. Now we are on the verge of a multifront Middle East war. How did Joe Biden inherit a decades-long regional calm and turn it into a precursor to a gargantuan war?

1. Talk loudly and carry a twig. Issue hollow Obama-like “redlines” or serial Biden threats to aggressive enemies like the vapid “Don’t!” Witness a U.S. President who works a 3-day week, struggles to read a teleprompter, and shouts more at conservative Americans than at America’s enemies.

Continue reading ““Don’t!”— Or Ten Ways to Guarantee a Theater-wide War”

Biden calls Putin ‘a butcher’

Via RT

The Kremlin has previously said Americans should be ashamed of a president who indulges in such remarks

US President Joe Biden has disparaged his Russian counterpart Vladimir Putin for the second time in two months, publicly calling him a “butcher” in connection with the Ukraine conflict.

Biden made the jab while speaking at a campaign event in Raleigh, North Carolina, on Tuesday. He also advocated raising the average federal tax for America’s wealthiest from 8.2% to 25%, arguing that this would allow Washington to raise $400 billion over the next ten years.

Continue reading “Biden calls Putin ‘a butcher’”

The Biden Transcript October 8, 2023. A Day that Will Live in Infamy

Guest Post by Skinny

I have started reading the transcript from Joe Biden’s October deposition in the classified documents case that was released yesterday and came upon this interesting exchange between Special Counsel Robert Hur and President Biden.

Mr. Hur:  We are trying to understand how you handled classified documents.  For instance, when you were Vice President, you would receive classified binders for the daily briefing and such things, is that correct. 

Continue reading “The Biden Transcript October 8, 2023. A Day that Will Live in Infamy”

Brandon, Rotting in the (White) House

Guest Post by Jim Kunstler

“We are going to have the most diverse and inclusive civilizational collapse in history” — Oilfield Rando on “X”

Hark! We are informed this President’s Day by The New York Times that a poll out of the University of Houston, led by one prof of poly-sci named (get this name) Brandon Rottinghaus, ranks “Joe Biden” at No. 14, way above average among the forty-six demi-gods elected to run the US government since 1789. It’s a helluva good bit of news for a nation in need of reassurance in these dark days, don’t you agree? They’ve got him sandwiched between John Quincy Adams and Woodrow Wilson, beating out the likes of Andrew Jackson, Grover Cleveland, James Monroe, and Ronald Reagan. Mr. Trump is ranked dead last, of course.

Continue reading “Brandon, Rotting in the (White) House”

“My Memory Is Fine” Biden Fumes, Before Confusing Egypt’s Sisi With The President Of Mexico

Via ZeroHedge

In less than 15 minutes, President Biden proved Special Counsel Robert Hur right and confirmed all concerns about his fitness for office.

As we detailed earlier, Hur wrote in his report that he would not suggest bringing charges against the president for his mishandling of classified documents because, “Biden will likely present himself to the jury, as he did during his interview with our office, as a sympathetic, well-meaning, elderly man with a poor memory.”

The president, having ‘seen dead people’ numerous times this week, was apparently displeased with the report, and decided the correct course of action was a (rare) press conference to set the world straight on his mental acuity.

It did not go well.

Continue reading ““My Memory Is Fine” Biden Fumes, Before Confusing Egypt’s Sisi With The President Of Mexico”

IS BIDEN A F*CKING RETARD?

That was a rhetorical question. Of course he’s a fucking retard. This bungling basement dummy says whatever pops into his dementia ridden brain at any given time. This is what passes for the leader of the free world? Everything out of his mouth is a lie. Do his psychopathic handlers really want to provoke WW3 with Russia?

Putin has done nothing more than free the eastern most Russian speaking provinces of Ukraine from the Ukrainian Nazis who have been slaughtering them since 2014 at the behest of the American Empire, who overthrew a democratically elected president. He has no plan to take over the Ukraine, let alone launch an attack on NATO. Biden needs to be placed in a padded cell and never let out.

Via RT

Russia could attack NATO – Biden

Moscow has slammed remarks as “provocative rhetoric… unacceptable for a responsible nuclear state,”

Russia could launch an attack on NATO that could trigger a global conflict involving American troops, US President Joe Biden said on Wednesday, while urging Congress to pass a $111 billion national security package.

The bill, which was backed by Democrats, included funding for Ukraine Israel and Taiwan. Biden also lashed out at Republicans – who have refused to support his bill due to disputes over security at the southern US border – claiming they “are willing to give [Russian President Vladimir] Putin the greatest gift he could hope for.”

Continue reading “IS BIDEN A F*CKING RETARD?”

IT’S ONLY 34%

“It’s going down. The prices are going down. If you look at where — example — for a perfect example — I mean, I just talked about, last week, how turkey prices — the cost for turkeys is going down. The cost for eggs is going down, because of the actions that were taken. I just talked about supply chain and how that affects the economy, and that’s because of the president’s action that he’s taken.”  – KARINE JEAN-PIERRE (aka brainless black lesbian diversity hire)

I often wonder how stupid you would have to be in order to believe the senile child sniffer or his brainless black lesbian diversity hire PR nitwit when they blather about inflation falling. Inflation isn’t f*cking falling. The rate of increase may be slowing, but inflation is not falling. Inflation is additive, as it relentlessly moves higher. Deflation is when prices are falling.

Continue reading “IT’S ONLY 34%”

An Alt Christmas Carol

Guest Post by Jim Kunstler

“You can start being normal and stop being unhinged anytime you want. Try it. I dare you.” — Aimee Terese on X

The White House, Christmas Eve, 2023. Imagine the painfully lugubrious scene….

“Joe Biden” rattles around in the upstairs “residence” like a BB in a packing crate. Nobody is around besides a few secret service agents, so still at their posts they might as well be statuary. The Big Guy is all alone. His spouse, Dr. Jill, had enough of pretend caretaking quite a while ago, and flew off to Oprah’s place in Santa Barbara for counseling and commiseration. Hunter is Gawd-knows-where doing Gawd-knows-what.

Continue reading “An Alt Christmas Carol”

After Five Minutes With Biden, Xi Gives Order To Invade Taiwan

Via The Babylon Bee

SAN FRANCISCO, CA — After spending five minutes in the room with President Biden, President Xi Jinping made the call to go ahead and invade Taiwan.

“This has been very enlightening, now if you’ll excuse me for a moment,” said President Xi, stepping out of the room. “Oh man, that was so hard to keep a straight face! Woo. Okay, someone get me the army chief, it’s a green light all the way.”

Continue reading “After Five Minutes With Biden, Xi Gives Order To Invade Taiwan”

Biden Strays From Script, Calls Xi A “Dictator”, In Post-Meeting Presser Bombshell

Via ZeroHedge

Update(2115ET): Hands down the biggest moment from Biden’s post-Xi meeting, and which threatens to derail any positive feelings built through the day, was his off-the-cuff remark calling Xi a “dictator”. Was he so far off-script that the White House will issue a clarification? Will the dictator comment stand? Watch the moment which is sure to rile Beijing, and immediately cast a cloud over whatever ‘progress’ may have been made after hours of talks…

Continue reading “Biden Strays From Script, Calls Xi A “Dictator”, In Post-Meeting Presser Bombshell”

Jihad, by God!

Guest Post by Jim Kunstler

“The post-mortem on the disastrous Biden years will be one of incredulity at how Joe Biden, of all people, was ever placed in charge.” —James White

President Joe Biden

The fog of war has never been so dense, what with the years-long sustained psy-ops of the US Intel “Community” against the American people . . . the lawfare operations of the Democratic Party against innocent patriots. . . the homicidal depredations of the pharma-government complex . . . the Cultural Marxists’ weaponization of language against common sense and common decency . . . the Neocon warhawks’ serial failed crusades to control faraway lands of dubious national interest . . .and the relentless mendacity of the sell-out Big Media. . .

Continue reading “Jihad, by God!”

The Purple Hour

Guest Post by Jim Kunstler

“I have a dream that the people we elect to run the government will be the ones who actually run the government.” — Vivek Ramaswamy

Confused Biden shakes hand with ...Nobody. Then gets lost - Imgflip

The hour is late for “Joe Biden.” His sojourn in America’s highest office was one long twilight of pretending to be effectual, or merely present, and now even that abject pantomime slips into a place of nullity, where all is still and dark. What does he do these languorous weekends at the fabled Delaware beach house? Stare out at the empty Atlantic horizon over an uneaten egg salad sandwich with the crusts cut off? Does he even suspect that the world is already turning without him?

Continue reading “The Purple Hour”