Guest Post by Stilton Jarlsberg
Much of the country has been blanketed with historic levels of snowfall which meteorologists cite as definitive proof of global warming because “everything is backward in a leap year.”
In any event, the snow is so deep in Washington DC that, for the first time in over seven years, there are actually places where you can’t see the bulls**t.
Only kidding! The steaming brown mounds can still easily be spotted at places like the State Department, which issued notification that their mandated production of the latest round of Hillary Clinton’s felony-laden emails would be delayed by at least a month owing to the inclement weather.
Here at Hope n’ Change, we’re enjoying lovely Texas weather – but we know that many readers are quite literally out in the cold right now. To you, we say stay warm, stay safe, and take comfort from the knowledge that, for now at least, Obama is stuck spending time with his family instead of golfing.
UPDATE: HEALTH FREEZES OVER
