All the egocentric, fashion conscious, status seeking iMorons who shelled out $400 to $1,000 for a ridiculous iWatch sure look stupid now. It’s a a complete flop. It is ugly. It is bulky. You have to recharge the fucking thing every day. These morons paid hundreds of dollars to go back to a time when you had to wind your wristwatch to keep it going. Here’s some feedback. I’ve seen people with this piece of junk on their wrist. It doesn’t make you cool. You are a laughingstock. You’ve been had. Take off the goofy electronic gadget and put it in a drawer, never to see the light of day again. You thought you were cutting edge. You were just a dumbass dupe who wasted $500. Maxwell Smart and his shoe phone were cooler.
Guest Post by Karl Denninger