Mysterious Tombstone For Donald Trump Appears In Central Park

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As part of Trump’s blistering, unconventional and very unexpected rise to the top of the Republican presidential nominee ranks, he has seen his share of threats – some serious, most in jest – to both his person, and in some cases his life. Apocryphally, some commentators have predicted that a Trump presidency would be such a shock to the status quo that if successful in winning the presidency, he would never make to inauguration day alive.

Today, such concerns were once again inflamed when a mysterious tombstone on behalf of Donald J. Trump (the date of death is blank: 1946 – …) was erected in Central Park.

 

As Gothamist first reported, “someone erected a very classy Trump tombstone in the middle of Central Park this weekend, and were kind enough to leave his expiration date open to the fates.”

Gothamist adds that “tipster Annie Reiss came upon the beautiful tribute to the presumptive GOP presidential candidate this morning near Sheep’s Meadow. “There were people taking pictures which is why I stopped,” she told us. “It was definitely provocative, strange for Easter morning.”

The tombstone has the inscription, “Made America Hate Again.”

As Mashable adds, plenty of people shared photos of the tombstone on social media, but no one seems to know what it means, other than “being a prank of questionable taste.”

By evening, the tombstone had been removed by park officials.

According to Trump’s latest Tweets, he is either unaware, or doesn’t seem too worried about this implicit threat or poorly made joke; instead he is focusing his energy on the previously noted lawsuit which the real estate billionaire threatens to file against Ted Cruz for “stealing” delegates

… as well as the ongoing “wife-gate” involving Heidi Cruz and Melania Trump.Once again, we can only imagine the shocked media reaction if a tombstone mysteriously emerged in one of the world’s busiest venues for any of the other presidential candidates.


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Hollow man
Hollow man
March 28, 2016 7:20 am

It just keeps getting better and better. What a summer it will be.

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 28, 2016 7:36 am

Iceland jails its 29th banker. America and UK would jail them too if they adhered to the rule of law.
Read more at http://www.maxkeiser.com/#fpDuXLrOwyQUDRSy.99 Go Trump!

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
March 28, 2016 9:04 am

Chalk “Trump 2016” on campus sidewalk, students “fearful, traumatized”.

Erect granite tombstone with name of Presidential candidate in Central Park, “prank”.

That about right?

card802
card802
March 28, 2016 9:12 am

My fatass uber liberal cousin posted this on FB over the weekend.

“We don’t live in a democracy. Technically we are a Federal Republic. But in reality, we are ruled by an oligarchy. If you don’t know what that is, look it up. Reading will do you good. You probably need to do more of it.”

Kind of ironic that she promotes this, yet she also is promoting that the Constitution be changed to allow obama to run for a third term. Because he’s a nice guy……

Must be the oligarchy that wants Trump dead and obama to rule a third time.

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 28, 2016 10:53 am

Wonder if the Secret Service will be investigating this.

They’ve certainly investigated hanging Obama in effigy incidents, and an effigy is a common political statement throughout the world.

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=secret+service+investigate+effigy

The SS is charged with protecting Trump the same as they are charged with protecting Obama, so we’ll see what the do now I think, one way or the other.

FWIW, you put up something like that on most college campuses about some black leader or something and you’ll probably get arrested and maybe charged with a hate crime, expelled at the least.

DRUD
DRUD
March 28, 2016 11:16 am

Reminds me of this exchange from The Sting:

Hooker: I gave him the breakdown, just like you said.
Henry: And?
Hooker: It’s good. He threatened to kill me.
Henry: Hell, kid, they don’t do that, you know you’re not getting to ’em.

Suzanna
Suzanna
March 28, 2016 11:52 am

There is no justice. There is no law.

Stucky
Stucky
March 28, 2016 12:06 pm

Mysterious tombstones appearing all over true American patriot lawns.

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Olde Virginian
Olde Virginian
March 28, 2016 9:19 pm

I’d be checking for video footage of somebody pulling a little red wagon down the sidewalk with a large object covered by a tarp up Lexington toward the park…

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
March 28, 2016 9:33 pm

Administrator says: BREAKING NEWS

Bill Cosby, John Edwards, Tiger Woods & Charlie Sheen, joined Ted Cruz in condemning The National Enquirer’s stories as false.

Now I don’t know who to believe.