I’m OK. I haven’t posted in quite a while, but just stopping by to let everyone know that all is well with me. I’m voting for Bernie and you should too. I’ll leave it at that since last time I posted here, most of you seemed blind to my charm.
Bea Lever The Reformed Trickster
April 18, 2016 9:18 pm
Flash- Speak to us boy.
Full Retard
April 18, 2016 9:37 pm
flash could not take Admin’s ‘cut and paste’ slam.
He was an injured bird already, having just recovered from a battle with Stucky.
But, yea, Bea I think your idea of a seance will help us reach flash in the great beyond.
bb
April 18, 2016 9:53 pm
Indentured servant , for what it is worth .You always have been one of my favorite posters. Especially your posts about the debt- based monetary system. Right now I’m still in the hospital feeling like shit. Been in here since Thursday morning.Hope to get out this coming Thursday.
Uncomplicated
April 18, 2016 10:11 pm
Hey bb – I hope you feel better. Get well soon. Prayin’ 4 ya’ man…
IndenturedServant
Author
April 18, 2016 10:31 pm
@A Real American, you can’t be a real American and vote for Bernie. Consider how many good and potentially great Americans died fighting Communism, Marxism, Fascism…..each one a form of socialism. Voting for Bernie would be an unmitigated slap in the face to every single one of them not to mention the ones who lived. Socialism is as unAmerican as you can get.
Ed
April 18, 2016 10:48 pm
flash flounced.
ASIG
April 18, 2016 10:51 pm
bb
Did you ever consider breathing cat litter dust in a closed cab of a truck is bad for anyone with a respiratory infection?
Sensetti
April 18, 2016 11:17 pm
???????????
Full Retard
April 19, 2016 12:07 am
Those guys are gone, I-S is living in the past. The new regulars are FM and Bea, let’s not lose them pining for the old guys.
Joab was told, “The king is weeping and mourning for Absalom.” 2 And for the whole army the victory that day was turned into mourning, because on that day the troops heard it said, “The king is grieving for his son.” 3 The men stole into the city that day as men steal in who are ashamed when they flee from battle. 4 The king covered his face and cried aloud, “O my son Absalom! O Absalom, my son, my son!”
5 Then Joab went into the house to the king and said, “Today you have humiliated all your men, who have just saved your life and the lives of your sons and daughters and the lives of your wives and concubines. 6 You love those who hate you and hate those who love you. You have made it clear today that the commanders and their men mean nothing to you. I see that you would be pleased if Absalom were alive today and all of us were dead.
bb
April 19, 2016 1:59 am
Uncomplicated , thank you .I am beginning to feel better. I will still be in here for a few more days.
Llpoh
April 19, 2016 2:08 am
Good luck bb.
Bea Lever The Reformed Trickster
April 19, 2016 8:49 am
Gosh beebs, I hope you will be well soon. I read you were sick but I did not know you were in the hospital.
Keep us posted.
Billah's wife
April 19, 2016 9:11 am
Ok I got the hint. I won’t disappear fer so long agin.
Sensetti, yer liver called an asked why gawd would pair it up with such uh beefeaters sodden blowhard drunkard like yerself. I told it ter just be thankful fer the small things, like when yer passed out a full 24 hrs.
ThePessimisticChemist
April 19, 2016 9:23 am
I think Colma is still in grad school, I wouldn’t expect to see him stop by until after thats over. From a content perspective I felt like Grad School was easier, but the workload was crazy.
overthecliff
April 19, 2016 9:31 am
Prayin for you,bb.
To Billah’wife: xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo!
Mongoose Jack
April 19, 2016 11:28 am
Most times I find Billah’s Wife absolutely hilarious.
Bea Lever
April 19, 2016 12:31 pm
BW- Could you write a full article someday? I can only imagine the subject matter you would cover.
I await your words of wisdom with great anticipation—–Bea
Full Retard
April 19, 2016 9:28 pm
You guys need to stop encouraging BW.
Seriously? An article from BW would not pass muster. It might attract the wrong crowd.
Just be thankful for BW’s various ailments that limit the time we have to read disgusting stuff that happens in hillbilly land on a daily basis almost.
It won’t be anything on par with those TBP lights, HSF or Stucky by a long shot.
BB, still thinking of you, bro. Have they figured out a treatment plan for your mystery infection?
Bea Lever
April 19, 2016 9:40 pm
EC- aka Full Retard
My sarc button was on , (I do admit to enjoying the occasional BW post however).
Full Retard
April 19, 2016 10:05 pm
Potential BW articles:
Natural poultices for suppurating leg sores.
Is it diarrhea or dog vomit, how ter tell.
Going off the grid in the backwoods or trailer life.
Guide ter trapping and cooking squirrels
Billah's wife
April 19, 2016 11:20 pm
O mah gawd. I been waitin fer this day ferever. You guys really want me ter write up a major bad ass article fer admenstruater’s major bad ass interweb forum? Tjats really cool.
I always thought Jimmy q would reject my offerings since I ain’t a racist like Hardscramble er one uh them ruptured anus type homos like Stucky, er one uh them stinky ass lazy beaners like El Coyote, er one uh them delusional American injuns like llpos and his imaginary aussie doomstead, er one uh them lonely 50 somethin females with uh gay son like Maggie, er shit balls uh mercy I could go on on on and gawd dammed ferever with this two bit gaggle uh losers.
Anyways, about mah article, is there a secret interweb address ter send it to, er should I hand in uh hard copy while we’re all gathered burning crosses in front of Hardscramble’s awesome 200 year old house? Just let me know and I’m on this bitch like uh labradoodle on smuckers smeared genitals.
Full Retard
April 19, 2016 11:37 pm
BW, none of those qualities you mention will get you published on TBP. What you would need to do is put together a pictorial that has some redeeming value like survival, humor, self-sufficiency, historical interest, kittens, or enough flesh to satisfy the animal lusts.
Billy flashed his guns, T4C exposed her whole wide open universe, Clammy lost her cherry with a video of herself..
Maggie titillated us with bunny porn. HSF peddled his sweet sap. Stucky waxed poetic about pulling his pud.
You might make it yet.
Goldorack
April 20, 2016 1:02 pm
Unless TBP mutate into a kind of pression group with thousands of members that engage a full scale mediatic war against corporatocracy with petitions on a national scale, commenting on the endless fall of society will remain useful as watching trains. the caucasian middle class has to stand up and fight, or being wiped. it is that simple.
as for me, I do all I can where I live, either money or signatures. there is no more time left to act passively.
but still TBP allow the lost shepples to see the light, if they want to…
Billah's wife
April 20, 2016 9:54 pm
Good gawd Goldorack, I’m sitting here tryin ter figure out what kind of majorly awesome article I’m gonner write, and yer being some kind uh dipshitted navel gazing homo tryin ter stir up the fluoride heads. Git yer ass off mah forum and go back ter yer burger cookin at Sonic. I swear these overly self concious types make me wanner crap mah britches fer the 5th time this week. GOLDORACK I will smite you down.
flash
April 20, 2016 9:59 pm
Ok ever one. Here I am. I think Billah’s wife is awesome at writing things on this interweb forum.
Full Retard
April 20, 2016 10:06 pm
You can go back where you were flash, BW is all over this. Besides, there was this guy yesterday that copied and pasted an article that was so long, it put you to shame.
Glad to see you alive but really, BW is back at I-S’s insistence. Guess he was finding life meaningless with no one to call an assclown.
Billah's wife
April 20, 2016 11:03 pm
It ain’t cool ter call yerself Full Retard as some kind uh gawd dammed cruel joke. I live with uh retard, Billy’s little angel Billy Jr. I have no ideals how that little bastard pooped out mah cooter lookin like uh little afro headed mulatto but anyways, what Billy don’t know won’t hurt him. Billy Jr kin cover ever square inch of uh bedroom wall with diarrhea in like 1.5 minutes, which is actually kind of impressive fer uh retard. If only poop smearin was in the special Olympics we’d have uh fuckin gold medalist on our hands.
Llpoh
April 20, 2016 11:09 pm
Best post Goldorack ever made. Not a very high bar to jump, but nevertheless it deserves recognition.
Billah's wife
April 20, 2016 11:13 pm
Oh mah gawd llpos. Don’t you need ter rescue the lone ranger er somethin?
Full Retard
April 20, 2016 11:21 pm
To hear Bea and others tell it, you ain’t got a heart, LLPOH. Shit, then you go and praise Goldilocks.
Goldorack
April 20, 2016 11:25 pm
something positive from Llpoh… holly f…ing shit.
I can park the bike for today, It’s going to snow.
Full Retard
April 20, 2016 11:44 pm
He’s changed, Goldo. Maybe Admin would consider a special monument to LLPOH here on TBP.
They hand out Oscars in Hollywood, why not LLPOHs in TBP for some outstanding achievement?
How about “Best Comment in A Shitstorm?” or “Most Improved Commenter?”
I’m OK. I haven’t posted in quite a while, but just stopping by to let everyone know that all is well with me. I’m voting for Bernie and you should too. I’ll leave it at that since last time I posted here, most of you seemed blind to my charm.
Flash- Speak to us boy.
flash could not take Admin’s ‘cut and paste’ slam.
He was an injured bird already, having just recovered from a battle with Stucky.
But, yea, Bea I think your idea of a seance will help us reach flash in the great beyond.
Indentured servant , for what it is worth .You always have been one of my favorite posters. Especially your posts about the debt- based monetary system. Right now I’m still in the hospital feeling like shit. Been in here since Thursday morning.Hope to get out this coming Thursday.
Hey bb – I hope you feel better. Get well soon. Prayin’ 4 ya’ man…
@A Real American, you can’t be a real American and vote for Bernie. Consider how many good and potentially great Americans died fighting Communism, Marxism, Fascism…..each one a form of socialism. Voting for Bernie would be an unmitigated slap in the face to every single one of them not to mention the ones who lived. Socialism is as unAmerican as you can get.
flash flounced.
bb
Did you ever consider breathing cat litter dust in a closed cab of a truck is bad for anyone with a respiratory infection?
???????????
Those guys are gone, I-S is living in the past. The new regulars are FM and Bea, let’s not lose them pining for the old guys.
Joab was told, “The king is weeping and mourning for Absalom.” 2 And for the whole army the victory that day was turned into mourning, because on that day the troops heard it said, “The king is grieving for his son.” 3 The men stole into the city that day as men steal in who are ashamed when they flee from battle. 4 The king covered his face and cried aloud, “O my son Absalom! O Absalom, my son, my son!”
5 Then Joab went into the house to the king and said, “Today you have humiliated all your men, who have just saved your life and the lives of your sons and daughters and the lives of your wives and concubines. 6 You love those who hate you and hate those who love you. You have made it clear today that the commanders and their men mean nothing to you. I see that you would be pleased if Absalom were alive today and all of us were dead.
Uncomplicated , thank you .I am beginning to feel better. I will still be in here for a few more days.
Good luck bb.
Gosh beebs, I hope you will be well soon. I read you were sick but I did not know you were in the hospital.
Keep us posted.
Ok I got the hint. I won’t disappear fer so long agin.
Sensetti, yer liver called an asked why gawd would pair it up with such uh beefeaters sodden blowhard drunkard like yerself. I told it ter just be thankful fer the small things, like when yer passed out a full 24 hrs.
I think Colma is still in grad school, I wouldn’t expect to see him stop by until after thats over. From a content perspective I felt like Grad School was easier, but the workload was crazy.
Prayin for you,bb.
To Billah’wife: xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo!
Most times I find Billah’s Wife absolutely hilarious.
BW- Could you write a full article someday? I can only imagine the subject matter you would cover.
I await your words of wisdom with great anticipation—–Bea
You guys need to stop encouraging BW.
Seriously? An article from BW would not pass muster. It might attract the wrong crowd.
Just be thankful for BW’s various ailments that limit the time we have to read disgusting stuff that happens in hillbilly land on a daily basis almost.
It won’t be anything on par with those TBP lights, HSF or Stucky by a long shot.
BB, still thinking of you, bro. Have they figured out a treatment plan for your mystery infection?
EC- aka Full Retard
My sarc button was on , (I do admit to enjoying the occasional BW post however).
Potential BW articles:
Natural poultices for suppurating leg sores.
Is it diarrhea or dog vomit, how ter tell.
Going off the grid in the backwoods or trailer life.
Guide ter trapping and cooking squirrels
O mah gawd. I been waitin fer this day ferever. You guys really want me ter write up a major bad ass article fer admenstruater’s major bad ass interweb forum? Tjats really cool.
I always thought Jimmy q would reject my offerings since I ain’t a racist like Hardscramble er one uh them ruptured anus type homos like Stucky, er one uh them stinky ass lazy beaners like El Coyote, er one uh them delusional American injuns like llpos and his imaginary aussie doomstead, er one uh them lonely 50 somethin females with uh gay son like Maggie, er shit balls uh mercy I could go on on on and gawd dammed ferever with this two bit gaggle uh losers.
Anyways, about mah article, is there a secret interweb address ter send it to, er should I hand in uh hard copy while we’re all gathered burning crosses in front of Hardscramble’s awesome 200 year old house? Just let me know and I’m on this bitch like uh labradoodle on smuckers smeared genitals.
BW, none of those qualities you mention will get you published on TBP. What you would need to do is put together a pictorial that has some redeeming value like survival, humor, self-sufficiency, historical interest, kittens, or enough flesh to satisfy the animal lusts.
Billy flashed his guns, T4C exposed her whole wide open universe, Clammy lost her cherry with a video of herself..
Maggie titillated us with bunny porn. HSF peddled his sweet sap. Stucky waxed poetic about pulling his pud.
You might make it yet.
Unless TBP mutate into a kind of pression group with thousands of members that engage a full scale mediatic war against corporatocracy with petitions on a national scale, commenting on the endless fall of society will remain useful as watching trains. the caucasian middle class has to stand up and fight, or being wiped. it is that simple.
as for me, I do all I can where I live, either money or signatures. there is no more time left to act passively.
but still TBP allow the lost shepples to see the light, if they want to…
Good gawd Goldorack, I’m sitting here tryin ter figure out what kind of majorly awesome article I’m gonner write, and yer being some kind uh dipshitted navel gazing homo tryin ter stir up the fluoride heads. Git yer ass off mah forum and go back ter yer burger cookin at Sonic. I swear these overly self concious types make me wanner crap mah britches fer the 5th time this week. GOLDORACK I will smite you down.
Ok ever one. Here I am. I think Billah’s wife is awesome at writing things on this interweb forum.
You can go back where you were flash, BW is all over this. Besides, there was this guy yesterday that copied and pasted an article that was so long, it put you to shame.
Glad to see you alive but really, BW is back at I-S’s insistence. Guess he was finding life meaningless with no one to call an assclown.
It ain’t cool ter call yerself Full Retard as some kind uh gawd dammed cruel joke. I live with uh retard, Billy’s little angel Billy Jr. I have no ideals how that little bastard pooped out mah cooter lookin like uh little afro headed mulatto but anyways, what Billy don’t know won’t hurt him. Billy Jr kin cover ever square inch of uh bedroom wall with diarrhea in like 1.5 minutes, which is actually kind of impressive fer uh retard. If only poop smearin was in the special Olympics we’d have uh fuckin gold medalist on our hands.
Best post Goldorack ever made. Not a very high bar to jump, but nevertheless it deserves recognition.
Oh mah gawd llpos. Don’t you need ter rescue the lone ranger er somethin?
To hear Bea and others tell it, you ain’t got a heart, LLPOH. Shit, then you go and praise Goldilocks.
something positive from Llpoh… holly f…ing shit.
I can park the bike for today, It’s going to snow.
He’s changed, Goldo. Maybe Admin would consider a special monument to LLPOH here on TBP.
They hand out Oscars in Hollywood, why not LLPOHs in TBP for some outstanding achievement?
How about “Best Comment in A Shitstorm?” or “Most Improved Commenter?”