The Queef Heard Round The World

 Guest Post by Stilton Jarlsberg

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50 Shades of Who Gives a Damn.

On the first full day of Donald Trump’s administration, millions of women gathered in cities around the world to deliver the message, powerfully and unequivocally, that we dodged a real bullet by not electing a vagina-owner as President.

Oh sure, that wasn’t the message they meant to send – but what the hell else is anyone (male or female) with more than a spoonful of brains supposed to think? The angry protesters donned “pussy hats” and vagina costumes to prove they’re not just sex objects and should be taken seriously.  Which, frankly, we find hard to do when a glowering woman has turned her face into a clitoris.

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Purportedly, the massive marches were about women finally and firmly demanding their rights, including non-discrimination, protection from sexual assault, equal pay for equal work, access to abortion on demand, the right to vote, the right to go to school, the right to sit in the front of the bus, and the right to be served at Woolworth’s lunch counters.

Of course, all of these things are already mandated by law, but attempts to inform the protesters of this were decried as blatantly sexist “man-splaining.” And the real point isn’t that women lack rights, but they feel like they lack rights…and feelings always outweigh facts among those high on estrogen.

Celebrity speakers were in abundance at the Washington march, with alleged-actress Ashley Judd proclaiming herself to be a “nasty girl” and babbling about Donald Trump’s wet dreams (honest), and Madonna following up on her previous promise to blow any man who voted for Hillary with a new admission that she wants to blow up the White House.  A sentiment which drew a standing ovulation from the enthusiastic crowd.

Disclaimer time: Hope n’ Change supports equal rights for women without reservation. No woman should suffer from discrimination or actual sexual harassment. If a man “grabs her by the pussy” he should face criminal charges. If he talks about grabbing women by the pussy, even “just among the boys,” he should be considered an asshole and pariah.

These are serious matters which, unfortunately, have now been trivialized by activists who failed to elect their chosen candidate and are now having a huge public hissy fit simply because they can in a country which already affords them the freedom and rights to do so.

To those women who filled the streets, Hope n’ Change acknowledges that you have been heard.

But maybe next time, consider having something to say.

 

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TampaRed
TampaRed
January 23, 2017 9:50 am

Funny,relevant article until near the end when he went wimp.
How many of us should be considered aholes & pariahs for talking among ourselves about a woman’s bodily parts.
I’m surprised that he didn’t say that any man who even thinks like that should castrate himself.

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 23, 2017 9:54 am

Maybe the way women talk about men in private should be brought to the forefront as well, it’s roughly the same but using different descriptive language for obvious reasons.

Suzanna
Suzanna
  Anonymous
January 23, 2017 12:56 pm

How people talk about the other gender in private should be private.

Remember the admonishments against being a tattletale?

TampaRed
TampaRed
January 23, 2017 9:57 am

There were marches all over N.America in conjunction with this march.
At a march in Edmonton,Alberta,a female reporter for Rebel media was recognized & attacked by one of the male supporters of the march.
I am posting a link to a website that Rebel has set up showing video of the attack .
Please spread this around to all your lists if you are in Canada so that the perp will be caught.

http://www.therebel.media/shock_video_rebel_reporter_attacked_by_alberta_ndp_thug

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  TampaRed
January 23, 2017 10:09 am

Canada doesn’t have free speech. It protects people’s feeeeelings.

Francis Marion
Francis Marion
  TampaRed
January 23, 2017 10:10 am

Tampa,

Looks like they caught the thug.

On a daily basis, the left proves that its entire philosophy is rooted in nothing more than emotion and violence. They’re animals. And they wonder why those of us on the right refuse to give an inch when it comes to our guns. You never cancel an insurance policy in the middle of a fire….

RiNS
RiNS
  TampaRed
January 23, 2017 10:15 am

Tampa

I agree with your assessment on article. He did wimp out at end.

Good news though.

He’s been caught.

http://www.therebel.media/shock_video_rebel_reporter_attacked_by_alberta_ndp_thug

Anonymous
Anonymous
  TampaRed
January 23, 2017 10:28 am

Someone needs to make wanted posters of that guy and put them up on telephone poles, windows and walls.

If that’s allowed in Canada.

A question, what does a lip ring imply when a guy has one?

RiNS
RiNS
  Anonymous
January 23, 2017 10:41 am

I’d hardly call this guy a Bull but that ring just makes it easier to lead this cuck around at these demos by the fembots and their Nazi Sympathizers.

Maggie
Maggie
January 23, 2017 10:08 am

That is not only HILARIOUS, it is thought-provoking as all truly good literature should be!!!

(My revision noted by [brackets] )
“Oh sure, [they refused to PUT OUT the message] – but what the hell else is anyone (male or female) with more than a [cunthair] of brains supposed to think? The [horndog] protesters donned “[dick] hats” and [penis] costumes to prove they’re not just sex objects and should be taken seriously. Which, frankly, we find hard to do when [an obviously aroused man] has turned [his neck and head] into a [fat, squat cock].

Someone here should SPOOF the SPOOF and show them how ridiculous it sounds when the situation is completely turned around. Imagine the headgear I propose on dozens of gay dudes.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  Maggie
January 23, 2017 10:20 am

Problem is that that’s an intrinsically impossible thought experiment – like positing “what if the black people had the guns, cannons and sailing ships and the white people sat around in huts naked all day?” or “what if the midgets beat all the tall teams in basketball?” or “what if the fat people were better running marathons than the skinny people?” Men would never do that shit. You can’t really even imagine it. Which makes the author’s initial point – the whole women’s march farce just proves that women by and large can’t be trusted to govern because most of them are unserious, as are a plurality of men these days.

Vic
Vic
  Iska Waran
January 24, 2017 2:43 am

“Real” mean, you mean.

Suzanna
Suzanna
  Maggie
January 23, 2017 1:07 pm

I am laughing Maggie, good work!

Westcoaster
Westcoaster
  Maggie
January 23, 2017 6:36 pm

I like it!

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
January 23, 2017 10:11 am

When we lived in suburbia I would frequently have to take my children to their friends birthday parties held at a place called Chuck E Cheese. It was as close to insufferable as anything else I ever did. In fact I’d rather go on a twenty mile forced march with a full ruck than to go to another one of those again.

Watching what little coverage I did reminds me very much of those Saturday afternoons. I couldn’t understand why anyone would find it worth their time or money, it was appalling and unpleasant and I was constantly on the lookout for bad things that could happen to otherwise oblivious humans running around without a care in the world, like a catcher in the rye.

Increasingly I find myself less angry with these people and more sorry for them than anything else. They are so completely devoid of real purpose in their lives, so mal-educated and ignorant of a fundamental reality that they don’t even understand what it is that’s troubling them or that the real answers they are seeking are diametrically opposed to what they are agitating for.

Sad.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  hardscrabble farmer
January 23, 2017 10:29 am

I console myself with the truth that they reproduce at lower rates than normals.

Vic
Vic
  Iska Waran
January 24, 2017 2:44 am

Good one!

Suzanna
Suzanna
  hardscrabble farmer
January 23, 2017 1:11 pm

HSF, it is sad, but it would be sadder still if you had to admit
you attended a C-e-C more than once. Plus those places are
quite dirty, the music makes one crazy, and the “food” is bad.

BYW, all of your comments today have been so excellent. And calming.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  Suzanna
January 23, 2017 1:19 pm

Suzanna, I do not say it enough, but you always have that effect on me as well. You are the soul of probity.

Indeed, I was once not the father I should have been for my children and I have tried to make up for that ever since. Chuck E Cheese is a disturbing place indeed and its false sense of airy levity barely conceals it’s darker purposes.

SONNY JIM
SONNY JIM
  hardscrabble farmer
January 23, 2017 6:56 pm

WHAT ARE THE DARKER PURPOSES ?

Maggie
Maggie
  hardscrabble farmer
January 24, 2017 10:49 pm

The disturbing critter touched my boob one time when I was handing out cake. Perve.

And, EC, before you get snarky, how would I have explained to a pack eight-year-old kids why I just smacked Chucky.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  Maggie
January 24, 2017 10:59 pm

Fortunately, men do not have grabbers. Otherwise we’d be out there with Hands off My Nuts signs.

Westcoaster
Westcoaster
  Suzanna
January 23, 2017 6:38 pm

Suzanna, you forgot to mention how crappy their games are.

goofyfoot
goofyfoot
  hardscrabble farmer
January 23, 2017 2:32 pm

Lightning crashes, a new mother cries. Her placenta falls to the floor.
The angel opens her eyes, the confusion sets in, be4 the Dr can even close the door.
Lightning crashes, an old mother dies. Her intentions fall to the floor.
The angel closes her eyes, the confusion melts in, belongs now, to the baby down the hall.

Lightning crashes. a new mother cries. This moment she’s been waiting for.
The angel opens her eyes, pale blue covered iris, presents the circle and the glory out to hide.

It amazes me and saddens me that all these folks are supporting PP and yet they survived Roe v Wade. What would their mothers think?

Ernie
Ernie
  hardscrabble farmer
January 23, 2017 6:56 pm

We’ve felt sorry for them before.
We gave them our pity.
We laughed off their silliness.
We didn’t take them seriously because we thought they’d mature out of it.
No more.
They are insane and they are dangerous and they want to shut us up, implement their communism, and kill any resisters.
I don’t feel sorry any more.

Dutchman
Dutchman
January 23, 2017 10:19 am

A large gathering of skanks. Wouldn’t fuck any of them with a stolen dick. Should never had the right to vote.

Stucky
Stucky
  Dutchman
January 23, 2017 10:49 am

How does one actually “steal” a dick? I mean, it’s not like they are detachable thingies. At least mine ain’t.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Stucky
January 23, 2017 11:00 am
Suzanna
Suzanna
  Anonymous
January 23, 2017 1:14 pm

valuable to a limited population.

Maggie
Maggie
  Suzanna
January 24, 2017 11:40 pm

I always thought they were vaginas turned inside out.

Dutchman
Dutchman
  Stucky
January 23, 2017 11:56 am

Have you checked lately? 🙂

TampaRed
TampaRed
  Stucky
January 23, 2017 12:06 pm

That’s what John Bobbit thought!

Mark
Mark
  Stucky
January 23, 2017 2:57 pm
Gay Veteran
Gay Veteran
  Stucky
January 23, 2017 2:57 pm

Certainly not detachable from your hand. And I’m sure it’s the right hand.

🙂

David
David
  Stucky
January 23, 2017 8:52 pm

Anything is detachable. It is the reattaching that is the issue.

Vic
Vic
  Stucky
January 24, 2017 2:48 am

Piss off one of the women at these rallies, and it could be detachable. They’re nuts.

Alter Boyz
Alter Boyz
January 23, 2017 10:25 am

“Which, frankly, we find hard to do when a glowering woman has turned her face into a clitoris.”

Stopped reading at this point.

You gotta agree though, that has interesting possibilities for the robot crowd.

TJF
TJF
January 23, 2017 10:48 am

The funny thing about the march is that it only happened because Trump is a white male. Remember how pretty much any criticism of Obama’s policy or character were always countered by someone claiming that whomever disagreed with the man was clearly a racist? Same thing for Hillary. Opposition to her lying, cheating, murdering, etc. was countered with calling the accuser a misogynist. Well, Trump is a white American male and as such is of the last category of person that it remains to attack freely without being branded with some silly name by the left.

If Trump had a vagina or darker skin (I guess being orange doesn’t count) that march would just not have happened.

TampaRed
TampaRed
  TJF
January 23, 2017 12:12 pm

TJF said

“Trump is a white American male and as such is of the last category of person that it remains to attack freely without being branded with some silly name by the left.”
Correct except that you left out one word between white and American–straight.

AA
AA
January 23, 2017 12:00 pm

The whole event was a designed by sore ass (soros) leftist to book every room in DC and most of the bus service, in an attempt to diminish the inauguration turnout.

There was no real single issue for them to protest, thus the costumes and “do whatever you want” atmosphere. Even the national press gave it little coverage.

I guess there are a lot of folks with a lot of time and money to waste on events that serve no purpose other than to behave like a 2 year old with a wet diaper.

“mommy went to DC that year and protested”

“what were you protesting against, mommy?”

“I can’t recall, but we had a fabulous time wearing funny hats that we made”

Vic
Vic
  AA
January 24, 2017 2:51 am

I wonder how many were there just for the free Madonna and Alicia Keys concerts.

anon
anon
January 23, 2017 12:04 pm

The clit-head marches were a perfect example of why women shouldn’t vote or participate in politics.

Simply put, all of “equal rights for women” is a mistake. The whole thing is one giant “shit test” and until very recently all were failing. Current events are giving me a true appreciation for the gender roles that were normal from pre-history through c. 1914.

Vic
Vic
  anon
January 24, 2017 2:56 am

As a female, I can say I could care less about voting. I don’t participate and didn’t this time. Some on this site had prompted me to change my mind but work got in the way and I didn’t have time to go vote. Because of the voter fraud, the lack of decent candidate choices, and the fact that I don’t endorse what they’re doing, I usually don’t vote. We’ll see how Trump does in four years. By then, I’ll know if I’ll go out and vote or not. So far, so good. The problem is militarizing the police and his devotion to Israel. I think both will cause big problems for the U.S. and the Middle East.

TampaRed
TampaRed
January 23, 2017 12:30 pm

I put this on another thread earlier but nobody is over there so I’m re posting it here.
One of the speakers at the women’s march was a woman who was convicted of kidnaping,torturing and killing a man for money.

http://www.speroforum.com/a/ISRZGUKJVH49/79887-Woman-who-tortured-killed-man-was-featured-speaker-at-Womens-March?utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=NAGVYBPXXV59&utm_content=ISRZGUKJVH49&utm_source=news&utm_term=Woman+who+tortured+killed+man+was+featured+speaker+at+Womens+March#.WIYAplMrIdU

Suzanna
Suzanna
  TampaRed
January 23, 2017 1:26 pm

OMG,
That story made me sick. I really believe that people who do such
a murder as this one should not be out among us, let alone speaking
at political events. Not that I see these women’s marches as actual
political events.
I don’t know what they were about, costume contests? In any case,
I am very embarrassed by their actions. Did I read somewhere the soros
groups paid/and or encouraged these? Or are these women just crazy stupid?
I do not want to know them.

General
General
January 23, 2017 6:48 pm

If you look at multiple civilizations throughout history, women were NOT given the right to vote. For obvious reasons.

As an aside, what’s wrong with Chuck E Cheese? I take my daughter there occasionally, so she can play with other kids her age. She is seven now.

Vic
Vic
  General
January 24, 2017 3:04 am

I’ve never been to Chuck E. Cheese so I can’t say. I had to work on Saturdays when birthday parties happened so my ex husband had to take our son. He saw our son every day, even though we separated at the time, and enjoyed being with him no matter what and never complained. Our son is now in college. I have to say he is a great father.

rhs jr
rhs jr
January 23, 2017 8:26 pm

I love Conservative women; sure, many females are small minded and silly but they don’t compulsively stick any part of their bodies into many different men’s rectums daily which is Insanity First Degree (Lesbians are Second Degree).

Hershel
Hershel
January 24, 2017 12:04 am

I think they look so revolting and sound so nutty that they will increase support for trump to serve 2 terms. They even allowed one of their male supporters there to wack the female reporter and get away. How hypocritical can you get.