Guest Post by Paul Craig Roberts
If you have concluded that a small handful of crazed morons control the words we are permitted to use, you are correct. The LGBT (Lesbian-gay-bisexual-transgender) community has decided that the word “vagina” is not gender-inclusive. The new unbiased designation of vagina is “front hole.”
The health website Healthline, together with the National Institutes of Health, Human Rights Campaign, BMC Pregnancy and Childbirth journal, and Fenway Health in collaboration with Harvard Medical School, the National LGBT Health Education Center, and the Massachusetts League of Community Health Centers have joined in the use of “front hole” as an “unbiased, inclusive, and contemporary term.”
One wonders how “front hole” qualifies as an unbiased gender neutral term. Does the male gender have a front hole? This effort to neutralize femaleness doesn’t work, but nevertheless it is the new politically correct term.
Healthline states that “it is simply not true” that “Healthline is now using the term ‘front hole’ instead of vagina,” but then corrects itself: “we use both front hole and vagina. ‘Front hole’ is one of the numerous, accepted terms for genitalia we use specifically for certain members of the trans community who identify with it.” https://www.healthline.com/health/lgbtqia-safe-sex-guide/response#1
One wonders the consequences of referring to the “front hole” as pussy. Would the world end?
Men and women of my generation—fortunately we don’t have to endure this crazed epoch much longer—could generate endless mirth with the new politically correct term. I won’t do it here, but you men and women, assuming men and women still exist in the oxymoron called Western Civilization, use your imagination. You will enjoy the laughter.
For the idiocies of our present existence, champagne and laughter are the only answers.
1984 dumbing down of the language. Better late than never. How fucking retarded does one sound explaining the old front hole. Awaiting youtube videos.
Sounds like a job for Bill Nye the bullshit guy.
I call my penis “hand warmer”. Ms Freud calls it “lollipop”.
It all works the same no matter what you call it.
But they all do NOT work the same, do they?
Some work harder than others……
The fruitloops of the world want you to believe a hole, is a hole, is a hole.
Then they’ll try to tell you, literally speaking, there’s no difference between the front and the back.
Caricature yessssssss!
Insouciant nooooooo!
Madness. By that reckoning, there a 5 front holes. 1 lower, 1 mid-body, and 3 upper, to those without lollipops a’ dangling. (Viagra not withstanding. Pun intended)
The one rear hole is obviously lower, and it’s original design was as an exit route, but many have perverted the one way and made it bi-directional. A two-way.
Now, of the fronts, there are 2 smaller ones up high, formerly known as nostrils. A nostril is 2-way, unless itsnot, resulting in a blockage.
Let’s not forget about the 2 upper side holes, formerly known as ear canals. Primarily one way routes, for audible only, non-physical traffic. Kids, peanuts will fit nicely, but not recommended as earplugs for swimming, or if Mom or Dad is yelling too much.
By far the largest of the frontal holes has a host of synonyms, but blow hole seems apt for bitches, both male & female who never STFU. Definitely a 2-way, for so many different things in life, they’re too numerous to list.
Now, if ‘front hole’ is the new PC identifier formally known a vagina, all manner of confusion potential for anguish is created.
In the medical field, if a patient requires an examination scope up or into a given hole, one best be certain the performing physician has correctly ass-essed (accesses?) the targeted hole, with the correct implement tool of invasion. Sexual exploration invades all three of the larger holes, with all manner of insertions, withdrawals, deposits, growths ad nauseum. Much like banking, but I digress.
Let us not forget about a 5th frontal hole, smaller, but sealed mostly, yet usually with a shallow concave depository indiscriminantly utelized for collections of lint from clothing, or good forbid, crumbs of food. Presuming it’s an inny, and not an outty, the result of a sloppy snip job on the umbilical as newborns.
So, we see, ‘front hole’ doesn’t really work as an ID tag for the absence of a lower front appendage, whether by birth, or scalpel.
Then, too, there is a smaller still frontal hole at the end of those creatures with said appendage, but don’t get pissed.
It’s all confusing as hell, the whole thing.
Don’t go PC.
Go PCR, and call it a pussy, even if you’re a nasty ho.
Class dismissed.
Oh, and do some homework.
With any hole you’d like.
I’m heading to a watering hole.
Who the hell ever called it a vagina in the first place? Health class in school maybe. On Friday night after work we never went out looking for vagina,and certainly not for front hole. These people really play with themselves. So to the fag’s and weirdos I say…..”I think Friday night I’m gonna go out and get me some Pussy!!!!”
Actually with mouth and nostrils we’re talking 4 front holes. This sort of thing only serves to confuse lesser people such as myself.
LMAO. Just watched an ID Investigation about a love triangle in a trailer park. Concerns a mid 20s couple and their 50ish male neighbor. The narrator intones “a trip to the graveyard to visit Wayne’s mother ended in bad blood”. So I’m watching Wayne (50) and Earl (25) down a 12 pack of Rolling Rock in front of Wayne’s mother’s tombstone and watched the following 2 sentence exchange:
Earl: “I think I’m gonna ask Carla Jean to marry me”.
Wayne: “Well, is she shaved “down there”?
I fell out.
Hell, I still don’t get why they say “gay & lesbian”. “Gay” is a modern synonym for homosexual, so aren’t they effectively saying “homosexuals & female homosexuals”?
They can kiss my back hole because I aint using “front hole”. Whats wrong with “twat”?
Met a hot 64 year old in the bar the other night (her tits were still above her belly button). Anyway, we hit it off. She says, “Oh, Stucky, please fuck my front hole!”. So, I did. Best blow job I ever had.
I get it.
Not that often, but I get it.
A snake has a hole…
I said this to my boss during the course of a conversation and he like it a lot.
We don’t help mentally ill people when we agree with them that their delusions are real.
I guess the pussy hats with have to be ‘front hole hats’ from now on. That should make the libtards sound even more stupid than they already are.
Well, fuck you very much. Could y’all at least die off faster?