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38 Comments
Solutions Are Obvious
Solutions Are Obvious
December 14, 2019 11:45 am

Fed Economist at work.

splurge
splurge
December 14, 2019 11:52 am

Thank God for public education?

Steve C.
Steve C.
December 14, 2019 11:55 am

Lou Costello math.

Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward
  Steve C.
December 14, 2019 12:55 pm

The really sad thing is that, today, Costello’s math would fool many college graduates.

Trapped in Portlandia
Trapped in Portlandia
December 14, 2019 12:05 pm

Not only has she mastered Common Core math, but she is a woman too. She should be able to get into the university of her choice. Let’s just hope she doesn’t go into engineering.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
December 14, 2019 12:06 pm

Maff be hard

Donkey
Donkey
December 14, 2019 12:19 pm

Now, if only I could get my customers to do math like that when paying their invoice.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
December 14, 2019 12:37 pm

“Using Government math, of course we can afford it.”

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 14, 2019 12:54 pm

Public school teacher Aces her new career in the Congressional Budget Office

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 14, 2019 12:56 pm

Us hill folks can cipher better than that out here in flyover country.

I was a teenage know it all (EC)
I was a teenage know it all (EC)
  Anonymous
December 14, 2019 1:06 pm
Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward
December 14, 2019 12:56 pm

Early photograph of Elizabeth Warren as a teacher surfaces.

Steve C.
Steve C.
December 14, 2019 1:19 pm

More Lou Costello math (from the pre-Jeffrey Epstein days)

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Steve C.
December 14, 2019 3:14 pm

Didn’t I see something similar on the New Green Deal website??

TampaRed
TampaRed
December 14, 2019 1:29 pm

Blond Math

Bob P
Bob P
December 14, 2019 1:37 pm

Mathematics is a white male patriarch’s scheme to hurt the feelings of women and minorities! Should not be allowed!

Don’t feel bad, honey, there’s a spot for you in the DNC.

Rabbi Herschel Liebowitz-Bergblatstein
Rabbi Herschel Liebowitz-Bergblatstein
December 14, 2019 1:46 pm

Stupid shiksa should know the answer is always 6 million.

Gunner Sabot Deep State
Gunner Sabot Deep State
December 14, 2019 2:18 pm

Another child left behind – (who now appears to be an adult.)

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 14, 2019 2:53 pm

Common to the Core

Uneducated
Uneducated
December 14, 2019 3:14 pm

Lifetime Participation Trophy Recipient

Or

The number of climate disasters since Trump’s treasonous withdrawal from the Paris Climate Accord.

Or

The number of suicides per day of minority and transgender victims of extremist white privilege.

Or

The number of defective M & M’s that are, in fact, W’s, E’s, or backwards E’s.
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Pequiste
Pequiste
  Uneducated
December 14, 2019 11:10 pm

Backward “E”s! Ya got got me doing a triple take.

I thought those were the number “3”.

See — Maff be really hard.

Pequiste
Pequiste
December 14, 2019 3:23 pm

Maff is sexist two.

DJ
DJ
December 14, 2019 3:55 pm

Hell that’s common core math.

TampaRed
TampaRed
December 14, 2019 4:33 pm

as i write this,there are 22 replies & only 2 downvotes,my blond caption & the good rabbi’s 6 million answer–
i have to ask,are t4c,maggie,paula,or mary christine blond jewish womenz?

mygirl...maybe
mygirl...maybe
  TampaRed
December 14, 2019 6:12 pm

yes

Anonymous
Anonymous
  TampaRed
December 14, 2019 6:15 pm

TampaRed…

Where’s Flea?

Maybe if you say something stupid he’ll raise his head …..?

TampaRed
TampaRed
  Anonymous
December 14, 2019 9:17 pm

i’m not sure where he is,anon–
he did say he had some voluntary surgery to have done in late november,maybe it’s just now being done–let’s hope his heart/lungs didn’t give out in that western cold–
maybe this will help–

FLEA,GET YOUR ASS BACK TO POSTING,WE NEED SOMEONE WHO IS EASY TO ABUSE–NOT THAT I’M QUESTIONING YOUR IQ,YOUR MANHOOD,OR YOUR PARENTAGE,JUST GET YOUR TAIL FROM BETWEEN YOUR LEGS & POST–

Backtable
Backtable
December 14, 2019 4:55 pm

“And just like that, Wanda found the math to make her money go a lot farther…”

Gerry
Gerry
December 14, 2019 5:10 pm

Not funny … Boeing just hired her to fix the 737 MAX inconvenience.

overthecliff
overthecliff
December 14, 2019 5:54 pm

Maff is hard.

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
December 14, 2019 6:57 pm

Dumb Blonde addition.

TampaRed
TampaRed
  Vixen Vic
December 14, 2019 9:21 pm

sorry vv,
i forgot about you when i was listing the other women above–
are you a blond jewish lady?

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  TampaRed
December 14, 2019 10:37 pm

Since I haven’t been posting a lot lately, I can see the forgetting.
I was extremely blonde when I was young, a dishwater blonde by the time I reached my teens/early 20s, but my hair has turned dark brown over the years. I have a few silver strands coming in now.
Not Jewish at all, ethnicity-wise or money-wise. I believe, “It better to give than receive.” So that rules me out. 🙂 Oh, and Merry Christmas!
Any more questions, feel free to ask.

cz
cz
December 14, 2019 9:47 pm

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  cz
December 14, 2019 10:39 pm

I gave you a thumbs-up just for the attempt.

A cruel accountant
A cruel accountant
December 14, 2019 10:02 pm

CIO of the Illinois pension board

Luke
Luke
December 15, 2019 6:20 am

Greta is right. Climate change does add up!