At least she was wearing her mask

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Trapped in Portlandia
Trapped in Portlandia
October 22, 2022 4:31 pm

Obviously the railing was not tested for its ability to support a whale.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Trapped in Portlandia
October 22, 2022 7:22 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Colorado Artist
October 22, 2022 11:22 pm

When she sits around the house, she sits all the way around the house.

Her blood type is mayonnaise+.

Anonymous
Anonymous
October 22, 2022 4:31 pm

Headline says it all!!

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anonymous
October 22, 2022 7:25 pm

It should have been, “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

brian
brian
October 22, 2022 4:35 pm

Looks like the average wallies shopper coming home from a trip around the samples circuit…

Iggy
Iggy
October 22, 2022 4:39 pm

I’ve got a few like that living in my complex.

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
October 22, 2022 4:40 pm

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

Leah…work your magic here. This is all I got.

brian
brian
  Abigail Adams
October 22, 2022 4:58 pm

she came down with a mighty crash
buried herself halfway in the grass…

carry on…

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  brian
October 22, 2022 5:08 pm

Nice. And quick thinking too.

samthere403
samthere403
  brian
October 23, 2022 4:20 am

with a railing stuck up her @**

Leah
Leah
  Abigail Adams
October 22, 2022 6:47 pm

Abby. It’s two lines more than I got. Nothing inspiring about seeing that.

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  Leah
October 22, 2022 6:50 pm

Did you laugh, tho? At the video?

Leah
Leah
  Abigail Adams
October 22, 2022 11:21 pm

Abby – No. I kind of watched in horror. Did you see the condition of that fence before she ascended? If fences could feel horror that fence would probably be terrified. It was already missing pieces. I hope she was OK too.

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  Leah
October 22, 2022 11:26 pm

Hmmm…I asked because I’m trying to gauge where I am on the psycho spectrum.

“If fences could feel horror…” 😂

Leah
Leah
  Abigail Adams
October 22, 2022 11:44 pm

Lol. If I answered yes, that would place you where on the where am I on the psycho measuring stick? I don’t think there’s a thing, but I have been wrong many times before. That’s not something a Psychopath would admit.

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  Leah
October 22, 2022 11:53 pm

Oh, there for sure is a psycho spectrum. This is currently what it looks like:

Least psycho to Most psycho

Leah—-Abigail————————-Stephanie

Note from Nevada
Note from Nevada
October 22, 2022 5:32 pm

Obesity was rare when I was a kid in the 60’s, only Aunt Arlene was built like that women, now obesity is common.
Choose the poison, food, sedentary lifestyle , tech addiction, acceptance by society that hey its okay……

flash
flash
October 22, 2022 5:44 pm

No one needs a 30 bullet clip …reeeeee ….This looked like loads of fun. Was there return, fire ?

flash
flash
October 22, 2022 5:51 pm

Some landlord just bought a buttload of litigation….she wa’ walking fine and now she can never walk again.

Brewer55
Brewer55
October 22, 2022 6:00 pm

All that lead flying and no one was hit?

ASIG
ASIG
  Brewer55
October 22, 2022 8:00 pm

Someone must have been shooting back because 4 got out of the car and 3 got back in to leave.
As they’re getting in the car someone asks “where’s (couldn’t make out the name) and one of the others says “I don’t know”.

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
October 22, 2022 6:17 pm

I have this really weird thing where I crack up laughing when I see people fall. I’ll help them (if they deserve it), but I can’t help but laugh hysterically. I wonder if there is something psycho about that??

I was once in a training seminar and this man sitting next to me fell asleep upright in his chair and FELL OUT of his chair, startled. I have never laughed so hard in my life. And I couldn’t stop, even after we tried to move on in the class. I was actually asked to leave the class until I could control my laughter. (the man was really embarrassed – I apologized for laughing so hard, but he didn’t seem to appreciate it)

It’s a flaw. 🙂

brian
brian
  Abigail Adams
October 22, 2022 6:32 pm

AA –

I wonder if there is something psycho about that??

yes…

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  brian
October 22, 2022 6:38 pm

Thank you, brian, for the confirmation.

brian
brian
  Abigail Adams
October 22, 2022 6:44 pm

I just speak the truth, no butter added… thats what friends are for… 🙂

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  brian
October 22, 2022 6:47 pm

That’s the way I like it – matter of fact.

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  Abigail Adams
October 22, 2022 6:41 pm

“There was something about needing to muffle the laughter to near silence and needing to laugh that was an unstoppable combination.”

Yes. This might be the ticket. Been there so many times…school, work, church, meetings, etc. It *is* painful when you cannot control it at the most inappropriate times.

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  Abigail Adams
October 22, 2022 10:38 pm

It’s like this:

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  Abigail Adams
October 22, 2022 11:02 pm

Oh good. Wasn’t sure if I’d get a lecture about using a Seinfeld clip.

The puppy does NOT sleep. Loves to bite my hands constantly. But, yes should be going to bed.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Abigail Adams
October 22, 2022 7:25 pm

hahhahahaHAAHHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Alcohol may have been involved.

flash
flash
October 22, 2022 6:22 pm

Like I said on an earlier thread, this is what happens to retards who refuse to carry…

Iggy
Iggy
  flash
October 22, 2022 7:12 pm

He should have not gotten involved it’s a no win for a white man today

ken31
ken31
  flash
October 22, 2022 7:14 pm

It also happens when you allow kikes to be DAs.

flash
flash
October 22, 2022 6:24 pm

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Glock-N-Load
Glock-N-Load
  flash
October 22, 2022 7:55 pm

You keep posting this and I don’t understand it. Can you explain?

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  Glock-N-Load
October 22, 2022 9:01 pm

The “early life” section of a person’s Wikipedia page is where it says “born to a family of Lithuanian Jewish origin” – or something similar. It’s where their Jewishness is made known – unless they’re really vigilant at trying to hide it.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Iska Waran
October 22, 2022 10:12 pm

Go to the Feral Irishman’s blog and look at the meme collection from Wednesday I think. Look at it on a large screen. In the middle of the set, he presents a long thread discussing how some folks, because of their connections, have managed to wipe the internet completely clean of who they really are and where they come from. Taylor Lorenz (that useless shit that was going after Libs of TikTok) is actually related to the guy who built the web archive or something similar, so she has the ability to make sure that anything she wants, anything she deletes, magically vanishes from the internet. Amazing stuff.

Stucky
Stucky
October 22, 2022 6:51 pm

I was in my bedroom at 7:30AM yesterday.

Then I heard a THUMP, followed by a scream.

Ran into the living room.

And there she was …. my mom lying on the floor.

Such a heartbreaking thing to see.

Then I saw her thigh.

I almost gagged. A HUGE bulge. How it didn’t break through her skin is amazing.

Broken femur. At age 92.

They did surgery today around 4PM.

Don’t ask me why they waited until today. I don’t know.

Nurse said she’s doing well, all things considered, she’s in much pain, as if she needed more of THAT in her life! But, they tell me she hardly cried at all. She’s frail, but tough as a Navy Seal.

Life sucks in general. And it sure as fuck sucks to get old and weak. I won’t let that happen to me.

I kinda hate to ask this … cuz we ALL have problems, don’t we? Mom and me, we ain’t nuthin special. But, if anyone wants to send up a quick prayer for her, well, that would be very nice.

Gotta run … probably won’t be around for a few days.

Thanks

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  Stucky
October 22, 2022 6:54 pm

Oh man, so sorry to hear this Stucky. I will be praying for both of you.

flash
flash
  Stucky
October 22, 2022 7:08 pm

Done, Stuck…my prayers and my best.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Stucky
October 22, 2022 8:10 pm

Hopes and prayers for a full and quick recovery for your mother, Stucky … and for you, too …

As for the delay in surgery? I was in a motorcycle accident in LA in 1986 — they took me to Hollywood Presbyterian Hospital (against my wishes) in an ambulance. I had a shattered right elbow — and the orthopedic surgeon said I’d have to wait until the next afternoon because — wait for it — they didn’t have any English-speaking nurses available in the OR.

The hospital got more than 220 nurses from Scotland 3 or 4 months later … all the rest were mexicans or filipinos … 

brian
brian
  Stucky
October 22, 2022 8:40 pm

We’re still going thru the same here… broken hip… so yes know what ur going thru and will say a prayer.

Svarga Loka
Svarga Loka
  Stucky
October 22, 2022 8:45 pm

Prayers on the way. Try not to blame yourself, Stuck.

mark
mark
  Stucky
October 22, 2022 8:58 pm

So sorry Plainfield…just saw this…my prayers buddy.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  Stucky
October 22, 2022 9:04 pm

Will do.

TampaRed
TampaRed
  Stucky
October 22, 2022 11:02 pm

praying 4 you stucky,hang in there–

Leah
Leah
  Stucky
October 22, 2022 11:26 pm

Prayers are with you and your mom.

DS
DS
  Leah
October 23, 2022 12:08 am

Yup, just said one too

ICE-9
ICE-9
October 22, 2022 6:56 pm

Fat Lives Matter.

thetruthonly
thetruthonly
October 22, 2022 7:22 pm

That needed a “wait for it…”

thetruthonly
thetruthonly
October 22, 2022 7:25 pm

I had to play it twice to see if I’d laugh as hard the 2’nd time. Yup.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
October 22, 2022 8:06 pm

Stacey Abrams coming home from the printer with another bag filled with absentee ballots.

TampaRed
TampaRed
October 22, 2022 10:51 pm

it did not tell the backstory–
did she know anything other than that her boyfriend was being attacked ?

aka.attrition
aka.attrition
October 23, 2022 2:25 am

WTF is this? I came here to see fat people wearing masks … disappoint …

VOWG
VOWG
October 23, 2022 8:27 am

Did she take her shots and boosters?

musket
musket
October 23, 2022 4:00 pm

Learned in the Army……..Peason Ridge at Polk, Cowhouse Creek at Hood, Indian Head Training Range in Korea, Graf and Hohenfels in Germany. They will have surplus M-60A3’s and M113’s next.