Would he be our first or second gay president?
WASHINGTON (MarketWatch) — Sen. Lindsey Graham, a South Carolina Republican, announced Monday he is running for president. “I’m ready to be commander-in-chief on Day One,” Graham said in his hometown of Central, S.C. Graham joins a crowded field of Republicans seeking their party’s nomination.
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—One day after the former Hewlett-Packard C.E.O. Carly Fiorina announced her candidacy for the 2016 Republican Presidential nomination, a new poll shows that she enjoys extremely high name recognition among the tens of thousands of former H.P. employees she fired.
According to the poll, conducted by the University of Minnesota’s Opinion Research Institute, Fiorina’s name recognition stands at a hundred per cent among the legions of employees she terminated, with many of them calling the former C.E.O. “unforgettable.”
Additionally, a broad majority of the laid-off workers described their feelings about Fiorina as “intense,” and noted that very few days go by when they do not invoke her name in a vehement manner.
Davis Logsdon, who supervised the survey for the University of Minnesota, said that Fiorina’s entry into the Republican race had “energized” many former H.P. employees.
“Most of them were apathetic about the race before, but now they are very excited to see how it plays out for Carly Fiorina,” he said.
Impressively, Fiorina’s hundred-per-cent name recognition among fired H.P. employees ranks her ahead of other names mentioned in the survey, such as Darth Vader (ninety-nine per cent) and Satan (ninety-seven per cent).
All is lost. The end is near. The pathetic excuse for citizenry in this country believes she is the answer. The end of this experiment is in sight. Eight years of this corrupt, soulless, socialist, war mongering, statist will put the final nail in the coffin of a Republic formed 226 years ago. We’re doomed I tell you – DOOMED!!!!
WASHINGTON (MarketWatch) — If the presidential election were held today, it wouldn’t even be close.
Hillary Clinton is crushing her potential Republican rivals by double digits in a new CNN/ORC International poll. The Republicans’ best showing is by Florida Sen. Marco Rubio, who trails the former senator and secretary of state by 14 points. Former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush, who hasn’t declared his candidacy yet, lags Clinton by 17 points. Sen. Rand Paul of Kentucky and New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie are each 19 points behind Clinton.
Rubio and Paul have declared their candidacies, but Christie hasn’t said he’ll run.
Clinton is also the overwhelming favorite for the Democratic nomination, with nearly seven in 10 Democrats and Democratic-leaning independents supporting her.
Even including the poll’s margin of error, Clinton would still have a double-digit lead on Rubio and the others. The poll was taken April 16-19 and has a margin of sampling error of plus or minus three percentage points. It was released Monday.
How stupid does Hillary think we are? Everyone on the planet with a smartphone can access their personal email account and their business email account on the same device. Her explanation for breaking the law is utterly ridiculous. The Clintons have been perpetually lying for the last 30 years. You know Hillary is lying when she opens her fat trap.
This lying piece of shit is the favorite to be our next president?????
The gullibility of the American public, the complete capture of the corporate media journalists, and the disregard for any moral standards for our leaders has made this country a joke. Who could possibly think electing people of Hillary’s ilk will work our well for the American people?
I’m so done with politics. Only a revolution could save the country from complete and utter collapse. But the public is too distracted by the new iWatch and the latest ass selfies from Kim Kardashian to notice.
To quote a great American:
At this point, what difference does it make.
Hillary Clinton ’s admirers say she’ll run for President in part by invoking the glory days of the 1990s. For a taste of that era, we recommend her brief press conference Tuesday explaining why she had used a private email account as Secretary of State. It had everything nostalgia buffs could want—deleted evidence, blustery evasions, and preposterous explanations that only James Carville could pretend to believe.
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Our democracy has finally been perfected. The time has come to elect a person who reflects the inner soul of our nation. I think everyone would agree that V Stiviano is that person. The time has come for the nation to be ruled by a downright moron. V Stiviano in 2016. I think a Stiviano/Sterling candidacy would be unbeatable.
“As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”
H. L. Mencken
What difference does it make?
With 100 million people already receiving a monthly stipend from the Federal government, how can she possibly lose in 2016? Here are a few words of wisdom from your next President, unless Obama assumes dictatorship beforehand.
“We’re going to take things from you on behalf of the common good”
“It’s time for a new beginning, for an end to government of the few, by the few, and for the few…and to replace it with shared responsibility, for shared prosperity”
“(We) …can just let business as usual go on and that means something has to be taken away from some people.”
“We have to build a political consensus and that requires people to give up a little bit of their own…in order to create this common ground.”
“I think it’s time to send a clear message to what has become the most profitable sector in the entire economy that they are being watched.”
“I certainly think the free market has failed.”
