On the post “U.S. Special Forces Deployed To 70% Of The World In 2016”
Anon innocently asks: “Why do we need our troops stationed in Canada?”
To which ParioTea replies: “Because the Canadians won’t protect themselves, let alone us?”
There is a grain of truth to this. Although I suspect the bigger reason is that someone has to teach them math, reading, and science. Because according to this chart they are obviously not getting taught at home.
Why do we keep troops in Canada? Somebody has to keep their women satisfied. THAT is how you troll on TBP.
Absolutely agree star. Canoodlestan is a big country. Can’t be everywhere at once. Not part of some fucked up Trinity. I am just one man not Gawd, Jebus Christ or the Holely Ghost.
Regards
RiNS the Deplorable
Put down the pipe and dont forget to wipe
Rins,I think you need to concentrate on the native territories your govt set up in the north and I’ll come up to handle Toronto .I’ve met many hotties who were down here on vacation.
That’s a big 10-4 Tampa
The big smoke is all yours. If I had to pick a city to prowl it would be Montreal anyways.
Thanks for the tip.
LOL.
Naw. Not subtle enough.
Got me thinking about a comment from Gavin Mcinnes who said that it was important for Canadian women to have a pretty face because that was the only part of them we saw for nine months out of the year.
You don’t realize how true that statement is until your first seriously warm spring/summer day hits and you see the first bit of leg or cleavage on a woman you’ve seen in months that is not on a television or computer screen.
As men, we mark the seasons by how much female skin we can see. All I can say is winter is WAY too long.
PISA = people in Serious Agony (or something else).
Deceptive chart which lumps all 300+ million Americans together. Break it down by ethnic groups instead, and Euro-Americans would score just as well as Canadians — and there are a lot more of them.
I thought Admin was posting a self-help guide, maybe we’re not doing it right. Rawdawg said my comments were getting old.
…13So he disguised his sanity before them, and acted insanely in their hands, and scribbled on the doors of the gate, and let his saliva run down into his beard. 14Then Achish said to his servants, “Behold, you see the man behaving as a madman. Why do you bring him to me? 15″Do I lack madmen, that you have brought this one to act the madman in my presence? Shall this one come into my house?”…
“Rawdawg said my comments were getting old.”
No I didn’t, although I did point out you made two posts complaining about not getting sufficient upvotes to stroke your ego.
They save a lot of money by letting us protect them.
A serious post for you guys in the north.One of Mr Trudeau’s Syrian friends seems to be a serial groper.
http://www.therebel.media/syrian_refugee_attacks_girls_at_west_edmonton_mall_pool_and_cbc_treats_him_as_the_victim?utm_campaign=el_edmmallassau&utm_medium=email&utm_source=therebel
Yahsure, et al,
The reality of defense of the North American continent is more complex than this.
In this area, you have to stop thinking of Canada and the US as separate entities. They act as a single unit. Our forces are essentially integrated into yours when it comes to the defense of the continent. Canada, with a population of 35 million people, acts as a single US state (we are smaller than California in population but the second largest geopolitical land mass in the world) in terms of its contribution with regards to manpower, finance, equipment etc. How could it contribute more? It can’t but it also doesn’t need to. This has nothing to do with character and everything to do with objective reality.
I could write an entire post on why but it has to do with geography, climate, and accessibility. With the exception of our southern border, the country is basically an island fortress. There is almost nowhere on the west coast that a proper invading force could land and in the few spots that it could, access to the interior is one way in and one way out and easily cut off. You can forget the Arctic completely.
Because of the access issues, and because of our size economically, our forces are designed for the _defense_ of a tiny strip of land that stretches the width of the country east to west right along the US/Canada border. For remote regions with no access to the interior, we rely on a sort of militia system who function as scouts. Realistically, no nation would invade this region. Ever. There is no efficient way for an invading force to enter the heart of the continent from Canada. In most places, there are no roads and no way for troops and equipment to move. And where there is, one barrage of well-placed bombs would fix that problem by boxing enemy troops in and making them sitting ducks.
The only way a foreign military would ever make its way onto North American soil, either through Canada or the US, would be if we had an internal collapse of some kind. Then we would be vulnerable.
In regards to this topic, our interests are the same and each country contributes what is needed based on its size and its position.
I have often looked at our relationship this way:
We are cousins. One of us lives in a big old mansion on a lovely estate, has nice cars, servants and all the nicest clothes and toys. The other lives on a bush farm in a marginal territory and drives a beat up but operating pick up and wears gumboots to town. One’s means far exceed the others. But make no mistake we are friends and family and that counts for more than any of the made up differences our media and governments have bombarded us with for generations.
The message on the Peace Arch border crossing sums it up better than I can:
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Foxy says:
” Realistically, no nation would invade this region. Ever.”
You underestimate us man. Afghanistan,Iraq,Libya,Somalia,and soon to come,Yemen.
You better change O’Canada to O’Say Can You See.
nice post dude
Francis – there is no reason for Canada to defend the US/Canuckyuckyuck border. Secure it, yes, against illegal immigration. Defend it? No. Who is going to attack? The US? If the US did, Canada could not defend, no way no how. The Canucks could join hands and sing kumbaya.
Plus, Canyuckland has too many frogs. Frogs and their progeny and related-entities will not fight.
Their military manual has but one chapter, titled “How to Surrender”.
Their tanks have six speeds – one forward, five in reverse.
Their obsolete rifles are high in demand, usually advertised by number of times dropped -i.e. “only dropped twice in surrender”.
And let’s not forget the impact of all those draft dodgers.
Yep, Canyuckda will be a big help if the US is invaded.
And that, folks, is how to troll.
“only dropped twice in surrender”.
I always heard about French rifles advertised this way: “Good condition: never fired, dropped once.”
I like your analogy Francis, and I agree completely. Reminds me of my relationship with my relatives upstate.
We should probably also start controlling immigration for Canada, too. They don’t seem to be capable of doing that right, either.
I dunno LLPOH,
AC was brief, reasonably accurate and hurtful. For a moment there I felt an emotion. Not sure which one but I definitely felt it.
Points for brevity and effectiveness.
Francis – Iceniggers do not understand subtlty, and need to have the points bludgeoned home. Present Icenigger excepted, of course.
Anybody else notice the position of a certain “nation” in relation to the dumbass kids in the US, dropping in the world rankings faster than the rest of the world’s faith in the dollar as reserve currency?
Yes, that’s right, I’m talking aboot the country LLPOS constantly raves aboot having the highest IQ in the world. Guess it goes to show while there is a plethora of Babboonus africanus ssp. typicalus and an “education department” filled with his “high IQ tribe” dragging the US down as low, and with math, LOWER than that “nation” that got it’s ass HANDED to them when it invaded devastated Lebanon a handful of years back.
At least if the puppet-master’s young’uns are as stupid or dumberer than the average retard in the puppet country, there’s still a lot more in the large country to resist, being higher than lukewarm IQ.
MN – never has more gibberish been posted on TBP. Next time, try it in English.
You know, LLPOH, that is exactly why I didn’t buy your comment that everybody should post drunk once in a while. I tried but could never decipher Man Steel’s message. Anybody have a CIA decoder ring?
You can find the decoder ring in any box of children’s snack marked with the “seal of kosher indebetdness”.
Here’s how to tell:
http://www.viewzone.com/kosher.html
I recently met a retired gentleman that was formerly in the Canadian navy.
“Canada has a navy”, I asked, “WTF for?”
He didn’t get a good first impression of me.
We all know why Canada is a valued country..
It has an abundance of water and trees.