Comedy Gold: The Joke’s on You

By Doug “Uncola” Lynn via TheBurningPlatform.com

 

This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come. For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good, traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God…

– 2 Timothy 3:1-4

 

As an internet writer seeking common ground, or, rather, a mutual base frame of reference with the readers, I’ll often use widely disseminated resources in order to inspire contemplation and conversation. Obviously, these sources would include movies and books.  So, with that in mind, I recently took advantage of $5 Tuesdays at a theater near me and saw “Joker”.   The antagonist of the film, of course, is Batman’s old arch nemesis, “The Joker”.

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Sunday Q.O.T.D. —— Superman vs. Batman

There’s a new Superman vs. Batman movie out. I’m torn as to whether or not I should see it.

Question #1:  HOW in the fuck does Batman beat Superman?

Question #2:  Is there any Superhero who can beat Superman in hand to hand combat?  (No fucken’ Kryptonite allowed!)

Every Friday when I got my pitiful allowance I would go to the corner mom&pop store and buy my 12 cent Superman comic book. I loved that guy.  Here’s some shit Superman can do.

1)- Fuck bullets.  Superman can survive multiple lighting bolts … and then bullshit about it!! (He also survives nuclear bombs.)

 

2)-  Superman’s concentrated vision can melt your fat ass in just seconds!

 

3)- Superman can survive in outer space … and smash the fuck outta meteors.

 

Superman is so fast he can break the time barrier.  I’m guessing he could duck Batman’s punches.

 

Superman’s blow jobs will fuuuck you up.

 

Here are Batman’s super powers.

OH, ….. WAIT ………

Fuck off, Dark Knight. You’re a pussy. A Darkie fraud. A Democrat, no doubt. A pretender with a cape. Blow me.

Maybe that’s why the movie only gets 29% on rottentomatoes.