Hamas Terrorist Added To Panel Of ‘The View’

Via The Babylon Bee

NEW YORK, NY — In a controversial decision, producers of the popular daytime talk show The View announced the show will be adding a Hamas terrorist to its panel of hosts.

“This should really heat things up on the panel,” said co-host Sunny Hostin. “With this member of Hamas being added to the lineup, viewers should definitely expect some explosive conversations. Wait, sorry, that’s probably a poor choice of words. What I mean is they will take the attention of our viewers captive. No, sorry, don’t print that. What I’m really trying to say is that this new member of the panel won’t be afraid to unload on every topic with both barrels. No, sorry. Never mind. I’m sorry.”

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‘The View’ Will Now Just Be One Hour Of Hosts Beating White Women With Sticks

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LOS ANGELES, CA — In a move designed to streamline the show’s format and make planning episodes much easier, ABC has announced that “The View” will now just be a solid hour of the show’s hosts beating white women with sticks. Continue reading “‘The View’ Will Now Just Be One Hour Of Hosts Beating White Women With Sticks”

Is Whoopi Goldberg the Dumbest Woman in America?

Via Blue State Conservative

To get directly to the question posed in the title of this little essay, while one may not be able to unabashedly affirm the notion that Whoopi Goldberg is the dumbest woman in America, one can certainly make a case for it.

Whoopi Goldberg is one of the most recognizable hosts of the TV show The View on ABC. And just the other day, while pontificating on the Holocaust, of all things, she managed to reach a new level of vacuousness.

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COVID Approval Rating Skyrockets After Briefly Interrupting ‘The View’

Via The Babylon Bee

U.S.—COVID’s approval rating has skyrocketed after briefly interrupting The View this week with a positive test scare. According to a Gallup poll, 96% of Americans now approve of COVID, up from just 2% before The View broadcast was interrupted with two of the hosts testing positive for the virus. “You know, this COVID thing isn’t so bad,” said one man in the waiting room at his doctor’s office as he watched the show get stopped in its tracks by the virus.

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Gabbard and Trump Jr. Change America’s View of The View

Guest Post by Tom Luongo

The unbearable harpies of The View that gather every weekday on ABC to show the world what toxic femininity looks like reached their peak of relevance this week thanks to two Presidential candidates, Tulsi Gabbard (D-HI) and Donald Trump Jr. (R-Future).

Both Gabbard and Trump Jr. sat in the middle seat and commanded it like they owned it, doing what most of America has been begging for for years, to put both the panel and their hand-picked audience in their place.

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A Modern-Day Paul Revere Not Warning of Noah’s Flood at a Wedding

By Doug “Uncola” Lynn via TheBurningPlatform.com

 

They did eat, they drank, they married wives, they were given in marriage, until the day that Noah entered into the ark, and the flood came, and destroyed them all.

– Luke 17:27

 

Over the last three months I’ve attended three weddings.  Whatever getting married in a barn signifies or portends, it’s trending, because that was the case for two out of my last three invitations.  Although one of the earlier ceremonies was held in an actual barn, the wedding and reception facilities where I attended this last Saturday appeared to have been specifically remade for human mammals because the venue was beyond elegant.

Being the very first betrothal I can recall ever attending in the month of December, it was no surprise the weather was bad given this time of year.  Fortunately, however, all of the important people were there.  Again, it wasn’t the storm that mattered that evening, but rather, more importantly, who showed-up for the feast. The accommodations were first class, and with all of the beautiful people in attendance, I commented to another guest it was like being in a movie or, at the very least, at a television awards ceremony.

The next morning one of my offspring texted me the following:

 

Was impressed last night by all the people who came up to you just to chat or for your advice and your handling of what could have been an awkward situation

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OBAMA LOVING LIBERAL SHREWS NOW WANT GUNS TO PROTECT THEMSELVES

The hypocrisy of control freak liberals is delicious to observe in all its glory. They want to control your lives and declare the government as your protector and savior. It seems the shrews on Obama’s favorite platform – The View – have a different view when it comes to their own safety and security. When you are in a life and death situation, the 2nd responder government drone is only 10 minutes away.