WINTER OF OUR DISCONTENT MEETS FYRE FESTIVAL

“When a condition or a problem becomes too great, humans have the protection of not thinking about it. But it goes inward and minces up with a lot of other things already there and what comes out is discontent and uneasiness, guilt and a compulsion to get something–anything–before it is all gone.” ― John Steinbeck, The Winter of Our Discontent

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Sometimes I wonder about strange coincidences. In an email exchange with Marc (Hardscrabble Farmer) in the Fall, he mentioned he had begun reading Steinbeck’s Winter of Our Discontent and planned to write an article about it. Coincidentally, I had just bought a used copy of the same novel at Hooked on Books in Wildwood. I didn’t plan on buying it, but I’ve read most of Steinbeck’s brilliant novels and felt compelled by the title and our national state of discontent to select it from among the thousands of books in the store.

Marc had posted his Steinbeck-esque article in December, but I didn’t read it until I had finished the novel. Marc’s perspective on the value of money and his diametrically opposite path from Ethan Hawley, the discontented anti-hero of Steinbeck’s final novel, was enlightening and thought provoking. I’m sure it impacted my consciousness as I wrote this article.

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GONE FISHING

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Posts will be more erratic over the next week as Wildwood beckons. I’ll be busy reading a book on the beach or next to the pool, walking on the boardwalk, riding bikes on the boardwalk, eating fried oreos on the boardwalk, recovering from a couple nights at the Shamrock, and generally doing nothing.

I’ll repost my classic summer article about my mother and her cat. The fat cat is dead, but my mother will be with us again.

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PICTURE POSTCARD FROM WILDWOOD

My wife stayed an extra day in Wildwood after we got an unexpected 75 degree weekend at the shore. One last night at the Shamrock with Billy Jack. She was feeling energetic yesterday, so she decided to watch the sunrise on the boardwalk and the sunset on the beach. While I was trapped in my office at work, she was sending me these pictures.

Sunrise over the Atlantic Ocean

Testing the Ferris Wheel on the Boardwalk

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DANCE OF THE SANDPIPERS

We’ve been in Wildwood the last few days. It’s virtually deserted. But the weather has been fantastic. Sunny and low 70s. Riding my bike, watching the sunrise over the ocean at high tide. Real clouds in the sky. It’s so quiet you can hear the waves crashing from a mile away. Reading a book on the porch with no distractions. The terrible things happening all over the world can be pushed aside for a moment. You can actually think about life and enjoy nature. We’ve taken long walks on the beach without seeing another soul. Just the sandpipers doing their dance.


ROAR AT THE SHORE

It’s biker weekend in Wildwood. If that’s not enough to get your blood pumping, this year is even more special. There is a massive concert on the beach. Maybe massive isn’t the right word. They are so desperate for people to show up to the Eddie Money/Foghat concert, they are giving the tickets away. We have two. We’ll wait until 8:00 or 9:00 to see the main acts, then we’ll head to the Shamrock. This would be a really hot ticket in 1977.

Biker weekend always generates a few good stories. Like this one.

WHEN LIGHTENING STRIKES ON THE ROAR TO THE SHORE

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CAN’T A GUY JUST EAT HIS WINGS IN PEACE?

We made it to Wildwood, but I was already in a pissed off mood. They began roadwork on the Schuylkill Expressway between 10 am and 2 pm every day for the next few months. They put out a specific list of what they are doing by day. We had to leave for the shore at 10:30 due to some appointments earlier.

The government website said roving work crews would be working on the westbound lanes on Wednesday. Cool. We were going east. We cruise down 476 and get on the Schuylkill with no problems. Then gridlock. I turn on the traffic report and they report that the roving crew is surprisingly working on the eastbound lanes near Belmont Ave. That’s about 7 miles below where I’m stopped and moving at 5 miles per hour. After a tirade of expletives about the government I just stewed in silence as Avalon took a nap.

It took an hour and 20 minutes to reach the roving “work” crew blocking the right lane of a two lane highway. We passed the crew. It consisted of 10 government drones walking in the right lane and doing absofuckinglutely nothing. They were strolling along, oblivious to the havoc they caused, while assessing how they can maximize the pain on motorists over the next few months. It took us almost three hours to get to Wildwood, when it should have taken less than two hours.

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MY SUMMER STARTS TODAY

I haven’t used an actual vacation day for actual vacation since December. I’m off today and tomorrow. In a couple hours we’ll be headed into the heart of Camden NJ (God help us) to see Mumford and Sons at the BB&T Center. This will the first time I see them live. Avalon is looking forward to seeing them do her favorite song.

My favorite is a little darker. What a surprise.

If we can successfully navigate out of Camden without being shot, we’ll be headed south to Wildwood for the weekend, to mingle with the obese,tattooed masses. Memorial Day weekend draws a particularly diverse crowd. We’ll relax on the deck and observe the freaks and clowns.

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WORLDS MADE BY HAND

Having recently finished reading The Harrows of Spring, the fourth and final novel of Jim Kunstler’s World Made By Hand series, I couldn’t help but compare and contrast his dystopian post economic collapse America versus our current warped egocentric pre-economic collapse America. His world made by hand is forced upon Americans who have survived some sort of conflict resulting in the destruction of Washington D.C. and Los Angeles by nuclear blasts.

The Federal government has ceased to exist. The nation has splintered and varied factions are vying for power in autonomous regions of the country, but the small community of Union Grove, New York has been left to fend for itself. The four novels detail the trials and tribulations of average Americans in a small rural town after the implosion of modernity, as the world is stripped of its technological oil based comforts, devastated by terrorism, racked by epidemics, and having endured the ravages of economic collapse.

Kunstler’s dystopian future isn’t as bleak as the dystopian visions of 1984 or Brave New World. If dystopian means a world characterized by dehumanization, totalitarian governments, environmental disaster, or a cataclysmic decline in society, then Kunstler’s World Made By Hand series doesn’t match that characterization. There is more humanity and hope in his novels than you would expect in a dystopian vision of the future. The novels focus on various types of societal segments who represent the different courses society could chart after a breakdown of modern social norms, enforced by central authorities. Living through a national catastrophe and stripped of the modern conveniences provided by cheap plentiful oil, the citizens of Union Grove see their community falling apart from neglect, natural decay, disease, and lack of hope for the future.

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ADMIN’S BREXIT DAY

While the world roils in Brexit pandemonium my day has consisted of:

Riding my bike on the boardwalk to the rocks

Taking a leisurely stroll among the obese tattooed masses with Avalon

And now I’ll be working on my Irish tan at the beach

I’ll get a nice healthy dinner at Mack’s

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GONE FISHIN

It’s time for my annual trek to Wildwood to mingle with the obese tattooed masses. My posts will be sporadic as I ride my bike, take my son and his friend deep sea fishing, read a book on the deck, sit on the beach, walk on the boardwalk with Avalon, drink heavily at the Shamrock, recover from nights at the Shamrock, listen to my mom tell me the same story for the 4th time, and learn some new curse words from Joyce, my Section 8 neighbor.

Section 8 ain’t doing so great. Mike is doing 3 years in the State Penitentiary for selling heroin in a school zone. Luckily, Joyce has shacked up with a new dude, who weighs about 350 pounds. A match made in welfare heaven. For all the newbies, I’ll repost my classic opening to summer, written five years ago.

Here’s the link:

http://www.theburningplatform.com/2016/06/23/dumbass-fat-cat-crazy-lady-section-8-at-the-beach/

THE SHAMROCK IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES

You never know what you’re gonna get when you go to the Shamrock. We had a short three day stay in Wildwood this week. I had to replace the busted TV stand, rehang the sliding doors in front of our washer/dryer pulled down by a previous tenant, and have the air conditioning company fix my one year old air conditioner that froze up on a previous tenant.The joy of being a landlord never ends.

I have a few random anecdotal chocolates gathered over our short stay. The crowds were thinner (not literally) as college students and even some high school and grade school students were already back in school. There was also less riff raff, as only working people can afford to stay for a week at the shore in August. Shockingly, we ended up at the Shamrock all three nights. When we walked in at 10:30 on Wednesday night Billy Jack was playing Brown Eyed Girl on his stage in the middle of the bar. As soon as he noticed us, he yelled out our names in the middle of his song. It feels like Norm walking into Cheers.

We’ve become friends over the years and once someone told him about my blog articles about Wildwood and the Shamrock, he has become an occasional reader of TBP. He enjoyed my articles detailing the crazy stuff that happens at the Shamrock on a nightly basis. He now broadcasts to the entire bar that they should read my blog. I do not tell people about TBP when I’m out socializing. I work under the assumption that most people do not want to read about corruption, government malfeasance, libertarian-ism, the hopelessness of our political system, or the coming downfall of the American surveillance state empire of debt.

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EPIC START TO MY VACATION

I’m in wonderful Wildwood. The sun is shining and the breeze is blowing. The Section 8 neighbors’ two yappy dogs are barking already. Joyce hasn’t started cursing on the deck yet, so I have that going for me. 25 cent beer night at the Shamrock is only one day away. I left to come down last night after work. As usual, I had to pick up my mother and her fat cat before heading down the shore. She moved to Media, off Baltimore Pike, so my drive would take 20 minutes more than my old drive.

I decided to take Baltimore Avenue through West Philly. The horrific sights could damage me forever. I lost count of the fat teenage black girls pushing baby strollers along the street, with no black men along for the walk. I wonder why. The streets were piled with garbage. The ramshackle buildings that housed check cashing stores and pawn shops were barely inhabitable. There were more boarded up houses than occupied houses. Porches were collapsing due to decades of neglect. The streets were filled with potholes, as the City of Philadelphia doesn’t give a shit about the people living in West Philly. The Democrats will get their votes despite 50 years of creating their poverty. The Free Shit Army continues to shuffle around the streets in their $150 sneakers and talking on their iPhones, because the EBT cards are still being replenished. I wonder what happens to West Philly on the day the free shit stops flowing.

So, I’m within 15 minutes of arriving at my mom’s new apartment and the most epic nasty thunderstorm I’ve ever witnessed struck. I thought my Honda Insight was going to go airborne and I’d run into Dorothy and the Wicked Witch.

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