Stucky QOTD: Judgement Day

You are jurors in a court of law.  There are two defendants. The trial has ended, and there are two indisputable facts with documented proof before you:

1)- Plaintiff known as Mr. B has killed ten people.

2)- Plaintiff known as Mr. J has committed genocide. Exact numbers are unknown, but at least 100k people were killed.

Q1:  Which plaintiff committed the greater crime?

Q2:  In real life, most people people believe Mr. B committed the greater crime.  Can you imagine any circumstances which would justify such a verdict?

I will give my analysis at 7PM tonight.


Stucky QOTD: SoS

Not a terribly exciting question today. But, isn’t the Secretary of State one the most important cabinet positions?

Breitbart conducted a poll. The results of 133,000 voters;

— Rudi Giuliani ……….. 37%

— John Bolton ………….. 26%

— David Petraeus ……… 20%

— Mitt Romney ………… 9%

— Dana Rohrabacher … 4%

UGH!!!!  What horrible choices!!!!! I voted for Rohrabacher …. only because I don’t know jack shit about him, and the other choices are so damned repulsive. Really really repulsive.

Some are saying that Nikki Haley has a good shot at it. Great. She has a degree in accounting, went into the fashion business, became a local legislator, and parlayed that into becoming a governor. All that experience!  Plus, she was a real bitch towards Trump during the primaries. That’s just fucking great.

I’m not going to criticize Trump … he deserves his 100 days.  But, I’m really wondering what the fuck he’s up to with these shittyfuk candidates.

Q: Who would you nominate?  (It can be anybody … not just the choices in the Breitbart poll.)

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Any woman with big tits.  Most foreign counterparts will be men.  All men are distracted by big tits. So, there would never be a WWIII if a big titted woman is involved.  Seriously, you gonna start some shit with another country while you’re staring at these things?

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One a more serious note, I would go for Ron Paul. Really. He would be magnificent. Of course, he seems to be totally done with politics.

Stucky QOTD: PISSED OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

Q:  Describe one incident that you were part of that REALLY PISSED YOU OFF.  How did you ultimately handle it?  Specifically, I am interested whether or not you caused bodily harm to the person responsible for pissing you off … and, if so, how you got away with it.

BTW … that’s one question.

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Why do I ask?  Glad you asked ….

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Stucky QOTD: In 4 years ….

While not surprised at the left wing lunatics rioting, I am dismayed. They’re not even going to give Trump a chance. Not even 100 days. Not even 30 days.  Hell, not even one day.  Just like Bea Lever.  So, look into your Crystal Ball;

Q1:  At the end of Trump’s first term, will America be less divided, more divided than ever, or about the same?

Q2:  Is some kind of Civil War  (race, left vs right, poor vs rich, or whatever) inevitable and, if so, will it start before Trump’s first term is over?

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Q1: More divided than ever before. Reconciliation is impossible.

Q2: Trump is inheriting a $20 Trillion dollar debt, and I don’t believe he can stop the Killer Avalanche coming out way. The civil war starts near the end of his Presidency.

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Stucky QOTD: Election Day

How will you spend election day?  Will it generally be just like any other day?  Or, will you be more anxious and nervous than ever?  What will you be thinking about most of the day?  Will you actually be able to get work done?

BTW …. that’s just one question.

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My routine …. I’m dead serious about this.

It will be a 100% NO NEWS day.  No TV.  No radio. No internet … I won’t even be logging on here.  I’ll be doing stuff in the yard all day.  In the evening I’ll be reading a book until I fall asleep.  I’ll sleep in the next day until 9AM.  Only then will I turn on the news to see if; 1) we’re on our way to WWIII or, 2) we at least have a shot of saving this country.

I simply can’t do it any other way.  I simply can’t watch the minute-by-minute coverage …. Trump is winning, no he’s  not, yes he is, it looks close, it’s a landslide, blah blah blah blah blah.  Can’t do it.

It’s supposed to be in the 60’s here tomorrow.  I might even take a ride down to Sandy Hook beach.  Below, actual picture of Stucky during the last election day.

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Stucky QOTD: Crazy Canada

Below is not an Onion quote.   This was published a couple days ago in the Ottowa Citizen.  This raises up several notches the level of Pure Insanity in which libtards engage.  This has to be one of the batshit-craziest things I’ve read in the past few months, and that’s saying a lot.

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“Canada is a country worthy of invasion. Canada has abundant resources of fresh water, oil, coal and timber, all of which will be increasingly important as climate change continues its death march across history. The longer we scorch the Earth, the more valuable Canada’s resources become  ……… we all know how Trump feels about oil resources …………..

Would President Trump wait for a pipeline? No. Waiting for a safe and legal pipeline takes too much time. Annexations for oil resources are much simpler. Just ask Ukraine. Given Trump’s connections to Putin via ex-adviser Paul Manafort, and his pro-Kremlin foreign policy positions, it’s not a daring leap of imagination to consider that Trump might put Putin’s tactics to use regarding Canada.

http://ottawacitizen.com/opinion/columnists/ashby-what-will-you-do-when-trumps-troops-invade

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Q1:  How fucked up are Canadians compared to ‘Murikans?  Less nuts, about the same, or waaaay fucken nuttier?

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Stucky QOTD: The Art Of The Sale

If you wanna make Big Money – go into sales. Jeff and I were both hired by Hewlett Packard in the very same week back in 1983. I had a valuable computer science degree, and was hired with the title of Software Support Engineer.  Jeff had a crapola marketing degree from Indiana University, and was hired with the title Sales Engineer.  (Back then everyone at HP was some kind of fucken’ “engineer”). 

My salary was $50,000.  I worked very long hours and I was required to be a technical expert on a very large number of disparate products. Jeff hardly ever worked more than a 40-hour week … and a lot of that time was spent entertaining prospects at expensive restaurants, playing golf with them, and even going to titty bars … all paid for in full by HP. Really.  I don’t know exactly what Jeff’s total compensation was back in 1983, but I know for a fact it was close to $200k ….. cuz he fucken whined and bitched to me that he didn’t break that barrier.  (He would break that barrier every year for the next ten consecutive years.)  Also, although he was a very bright fellow, from a technical aspect he didn’t know jack-shit about the products he sold. But, he was very very good at The Art of Bull$hit.  Which brings me to the question of the day …

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Stucky QOTD: PU$$Y !!!

I was out all day yesterday … watched/heard literally zero news. (That’s called a GREAT day!) So, I was somewhat shocked this morning when I went to QuikCheck to get my morning Harvest Spice cup of coffee.  There in huge letters the Newark Star Ledger (the major paper for north and central NJ) the headline stated;  “GOP CALLS FOR TRUMP TO STEP DOWN”.  Because pussy.

Now, some of this was discussed in the “So if Trump said bad things” thread …. although most of that thread is that POS “randy” vomiting his Deep Thoughts all over the keyboard.   And there are only 12 random comments on the “Why does this happen on my vacation” thread. 

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I have specific questions.

Q1 — for LADIES only:  Are you offended that Donald said “pussy” and/or that Donald likes pussy?

The next two questions are mostly for MEN: 

Q2 — When was the first time you heard the word ‘pussy’?  Details are important.

Q3 — How many times since have you used the word “pussy”?

Next question is for bb, rhs jr, or any of our other Holy Folks.

Q4 — Would Jesus, in today’s world, use contemporary jargon by calling  the Pharisees among us “Thou Pussy, get behind me!” … or, is the use of pussy a sin?

Final two questions are for all.

Q5: — What new insight do you now have about about the GOP?

Q6 — Most importantly, what impact does Donald’s pussy remark have on your vote?

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Remember, folks … a vagina is like the weather, when it’s wet it’s time to go inside.  (There goes my bid for President!)


Stucky QOTD: Your life.

Today’s QOTD is inspired by Admin’s ‘movie director’ thread.

Using only MOVIE TITLES or a TV show ….

….1) describe your SEX life

….2) upon your death you will be given a tombstone that will last for eternity, and it is the only thing people will ever know about you. Start each tombstone engraving with either “My Life:” or “My Message:”

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Me?

1)– Gone in 60 seconds.

2)– My Life:  A Series Of Unfortunate Events


Stucky QOTD: Fudge Packers!

Q1) — Is homosexuality immoral? Briefly explain your answer.

Q2) — Will unchecked homosexuality eventually destroy a nation?

Q3) — Based on the video below, is Russia more Christian than Amerika?

Optional

Q4) — Have you ever thought of performing a homo act?

Q5) — Which TBP member do you suspect of homoism?

Q6) — Will we reach a time in Amerika when homos are persecuted?

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Stucky QOTD: Cabinets

We haven’t sold the house yet.  The most common objection has to do with the kitchen;  it’s either too small (can’t do much about that), or old-fashioned, or “tired”.

— The old-fashioned part probably has to do with the 60’s style pink-ish Formica.

— The “tired” part has to do with the cabinets …. almost all the cabinets have wear-marks right where the hardware is, I suppose from 15 years of grubby fingers rubbing against the wood. (The wood is stained, not painted.)

Today, a kitchen-dude from a kitchens-only shop in town stopped by to give us an estimate on sprucing up the joint.  I told him beforehand that we are selling the place, and are loathe to spend additional monies, and that we want something inexpensive, but without looking cheap-ass.  Well!  …. he quoted us at $11,000 to resurface the cabinets and install granite counter-tops.  Uh huh.  Fuck that shit!!

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Stucky QOTD: Lone Wolf in a Binary World

Ms. Freud is a lifelong Demoncrap …. something I did not know until after she hooked me in her clutches.

Ms Freud’s son (the stockbroker) and his wife (corporate lawyer) don’t like Trump because he’ll upset the status quo.  They LOVE the status quo … for them, life in America is f.a.n.t.a.s.t.i.c.!!

My mom and dad think Trump is just a Big Fat Liar.  (However, there may be hope for dad.  I was watching TV with him on Friday … and when the Munich shootings came up he said;  “Goddammit, Germany needs a Trump!! France needs a Trump! All Europe needs a Trump!!!”  Seriously.)

My seester (and, husband) is a fucking libtard nutjob unlike anything you can imagine. She would vote for Satan if he ran as a Demoncrap …. and she’s going to get her wish with Hillcunt.)

Son #2 told me yesterday he does not like Trump because he’s “hateful and bigoted“.  He’s going to write in Kasich. Really.

I am a Lone Wolf drowning in a Sea of Stupidity. This is how I feel about them sometimes …

Q1:  Are you a Lone Wolf in your family also?  How do you survive?


MY BINARY WORLD OF “US” vs “THEM”

Fact #1:  One of two people will be America’s next POTUS; Hillcunt or Trump.

Fact #2: I am NOT crazy about Donald.  I am NOT a Trump-eteer.

Fact #3:  Hillcunt is an un-convicted felon. She is pure evil. She will complete Oreo’s plan to fundamentally change Amerika … and utterly destroy what is left. This election will determine America’s fate.

Fact #4:  This can only mean one thing.  Despite Trump’s shortcomings, he is one thousand times better than the Wicked Witch of Kankles.

Fact #5:  The choice is binary.  Any vote not for Donald, is a vote for Hillcunt.

Fact #6: Those who are not with us (Trump), are against us.

Conclusion:  Those who are against us, are our enemies.

Q2:  Am I right?


Stucky Q.O.T.D. — Advice For Donald

Donald makes his acceptance speech on Thursday. 

Q: What strategy and/or message would you give him?

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Ms Freud and I watched all the theatrical proceedings so far. She is mostly non-politically oriented.  Nevertheless, at POTUS election time she’s almost always voted “D”. Not this time.  She simply can’t stand Hillary.  That being said, she’s not sold on Donald either.  At this point I think she’ll be staying home.

She made a great comment last night while phatfuk Christie was “prosecuting” Hillary.  “This Hillary bashing is getting tiring. Why doesn’t he give me reasons to vote for Trump?”  Brilliant, eh?

I think it’s fair to divide the actual voting electorate into thirds;

— 33% will vote for Cankles no matter what Donald says or Cankles does.

— 33% will vote for Trump no matter what Cankles says or Donald does.

— 33% above are on the fence. This includes true Libertarians and Independents. It also includes both Democrats and Republicans who, so far, are going to sit this one out. This is your target audience.

It’s been a fun and interesting convention to watch so far. What’s not to like about reaming Hillcunt a new vajayjay for four consecutive hours? It’s pure red meat for the Believers.

 

But, enough is enough.  Hopefully, that strategy ends tonight. And if it does not, then Donald is fucking up his chance to bury her. The Unconvinced are getting tired of it.  Donald needs to give the many people such as Ms Freud a REASON(s) to vote FOR him.

Don’t tell all the Ms Freudian types to go read the Republican national platform, or go to Donald’s website, or go digging and searching through endless articles on the internet.  Most people won’t do any of that. They anticipate that 40+ million will watch Donald’s acceptance speech.  The time is NOW … THAT day … a make or break day …. no other day.  So, again, how do you advise Donald?

 

Stucky QOTD: Healing

Carol Costello’s chisely face looks like the female DNAs are about to lose a civil war battle to their male counterparts. Behind that fake smile and sweet disposition lies one of the most devious, deceitful, and deceptive personalities on teevee.

So, I’m making strawberry and blueberry blintzes this morning.  It takes about 45 minutes so, I have the boob tube on, listening to horseshit and bullshit … cuz cooking is boring.

So, this half-woman/half-man is interviewing a Trump delegate who is talking about the various expected speeches, one of which will focus on law and order …. to which the chick-with-a-dick with the equally fake smile responds something like; “Well, shouldn’t the focus be on healing rather than divisiveness?”  … implying, of course, that the Donald is the cause for peaceful niggers shooting eeevul cops.

If it was only her him it saying this I would ignore it.  But, the healing meme is almost  literally everywhere I look. Hence, the questions.

1.-  What the fuck does “healing” even mean??

(Seriously, I don’t know wtf it means. If I read about some feral kneegrow killing whites just because he can, does it mean I pretend it never happened, that I should close my eyes and pray “Dear Lawd, please keep me from hatin that fucken’ nigger for whom Jeebus also died”, or some shit like that?  Cuz, really, I don’t have a damned clue.)

2.- Which of this nation’s problems can actually be solved by “healing”, as you defined it above?

3.-  Forget about the nation. That’s too big. Nations are merely a collection of individuals, like you.  So, what do YOU need healing from?

(Not just necessarily race/racism. It can be anything holding you back from Being All You Can Be. It can even involve your physical ailments … such as bb’s sore asshole,  I_S’s bum ankle, Llpoh’s micropenis, etc. Remember, confession cleanses the soul, and we’re all friends here and no one will make fun of you … so just release your inner demons.)


Stucky QOTD: Pence

I watched the hour long interview Hannity had with Pence last evening.  My first impression is positive; articulate, educated, steady, reasonable, and just a nice guy. 

Compared to Joe Biden the man is Einstein and Plato rolled into one. 

Of course, the Hillcunt camp has already called Pence the worst candidate of all time, a bigoted hateful narrow-minded hater of fags and other creatures.

Q1:  On a scale of 1 (bad) to 10, how do you feel about Pence?

Q2: Regardless of how you feel, did Trump make the right choice?

Q3: A very specific question. Pence wears his Christianity on his sleeve. This might bring in all the conservative/evangelical repubs who can’t stand Trump and/or preferred Cruz.  But that’s a small subset of the general population. Won’t Pence’s religiosity hurt the ticket more than help it?


Stucky Q.O.T.D. — Identity Theft

  • Have you ever been the victim of identity theft? Care to share some details?
  • What should be the punishment for these assholes?

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Yesterday morning, around 9AM, I watered the two hanging baskets by the front door.  I didn’t lock the door after I was finished … cuz we live in a nice neighborhood with no crime.

Sometime around noon Ms. Freud checks her voice mail. Somehow she missed a call from earlier in the morning.  It was Bank Of America, and they want her to come into the nearest branch office, ASAP. She leaves just before 1PM.

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