I did my usual 7:00 am trek to Wal-Mart & Giant on Sunday morning to pick up the weekly food and various other daily living essentials. I go at 7:00 am to avoid the People of Wal-Mart, but I am still stuck with the Workers of Wal-Mart. I keep a bag of almonds in my drawer at work as a lunch time snack. Every couple weeks I purchase a new bag at Wal-Mart. They are pretty expensive from my viewpoint, but are relatively healthy as snacks go.
A bag cost $6.98. It had been this price for as long as I can remember. This week I saw the price was $6.58 and thought to myself, Wal-Mart really does lower prices. Then I picked up the bag. It was different. It seemed smaller, but I couldn’t tell for sure. I brought the new bag to work this morning and compared it to the old bag. The new bag was only 12 ounces, while the old bag was 16 ounces.
The reduction in price I thought I was getting actually was a 26% price increase. This is the underhanded, dastardly way corporations increase prices, without increasing the actual price on the shelf. They count on the fact that most Americans are clueless noobs who couldn’t calculate their way out of wet paper bag. This method of price increase is rampant across the country as the ounces in detergent are reduced, the ounces in potato chip bags are reduced, and the ounces of everything are reduced. This doesn’t even take into consideration the use of lower quality materials in food, clothing, electronics, appliances, etc.
When the BLS declares inflation is running below 2%, you know it’s a lie. They aren’t capturing these deceptive corporate practices in their little computer models. The screwing will continue until morale improves.
Here is where we find ourselves stuck between a rock and a hard place with a major life decision to see what kind of person you are. Do you (A) have the common decency to clean whatever fecal matter you dropped on the floor in the Walmart Bathroom to be courteous to others? Or (B) realize there is no amount of money someone could even pay you to touch that area of a Walmart bathrrom floor? See, that’s just a good interview question right there. HR departments take note.
Anybody else ready for bikini season to get here?
Ahhh yes, this must be the woman of legend that all men and women hate…the dreaded Aunt Flo.
Now this outfit is definitely brown and blue if you know what I mean!!!!
Listen, I’m not one to be too harsh in case I ever find myself in dire need of this super hero, but you’d figure a super hero would be able to get some better screen-printing done, right? Super heroes probably wouldn’t rock sweatpants either. Maybe something more suitable for roundhouse kicks?
I bet you didn’t know The Joker had a sister. Maybe they call her the Pun-isher…Huh? Get it? Joker – Pun. Punisher….Should probably change my name to The Joker after slam dunks of hilarity like that.
I heard the other day that JNCO jeans were making a comeback. Looks like in full-f*cking-effect!!!!! Middles school badass days, here I come.
I was going to give this lady a bunch of crap but to be honest, this is kinda how I see all the Northern states right now so I’ll give her a pass.
My Grandpappy can twerk a pole dance better than your Grandfather. #DoesntEvenTurnDownHisHearingAid
In Walmart we aren’t concerned about whether the dress is white and gold or blue and black. Because in the mean streets of Wally World, you don’t even have to have any crazy colors to look like a fool. Black and white will do just fine around these parts.
Go ahead and add “side mirror holder” to the laundry list of awesome uses for a fanny pack.
Excuse me sir? Miss? Creature from the Black Lagoon? Whatever you are and whatever you’re doing, can you please stop before us townspeople have to grab our pitchforks?
Dude looks like the lower half of Richard Simmonds in the late 80s.
It appears somebody is still in the sexy Valentine’s mood….gross.
I’m not a doctor but I don’t think that’s where your heart is. Also, it’s not really shaped like that and I’m guessing those are both your hands. You’ve officially ruined my Valentine’s Day.
Uggghhhh is it Spring Break yet bro? I gotta take a break from all this stressful partying at school and go party at the beach to relax.
Those red hearts scream Happy Valentine’s Day from your favorite real-life sex doll.
Now that is one greasy skullet patch you’ve got going my friend. Kinda screams business in the front, oil change in the back.
Turns out sagging your jeans doesn’t look good at any age.
I can’t tell if this is a weird creepy chick or an even weirder creepier dude. I can tell you I’m not going to get close enough to find out.
Thanks for proving that it’s not always good to be king.
Looks like someone is holding an x-ray machine up to half of your body. Remind me to punish them for doing that. Not healthy for any of us.
Can’t say I’m pro-infant tobacco use, but that pack of cowboy killers does somehow make him look cooler and tougher. Well played Marlboro. Well played.
Probably renting the Super Mario Brothers movie, am I right? Huh? Sorry it was the only movie about plumbers that I could think of.
‘Bout to rock that ab cruncher out real hard while sitting quietly in your tree stand for 14 hours without ever seeing a deer?
Check out this dude. Hanging onto hope like his life depended on it. Sorry bud it’s over, let it go.
Ohhhh so gross. Just nasty, nasty stuff right there. I’d pay good money to be the one to take a hatchet right down on those dirty old nails. Why? Seriously, why? Zero reason for it.
Packing 10 pounds of crap in a 5 pound bag. That’s what America does.
Thanks for showing us exactly where the doom hole is. Very helpful….Wait a minute. Haven’t I seen that hand “O” somewhere before that ended up stinking it up just as bad?…That’s right. I saw that stinker Monday night from Oregon!
What the hell? What kind of asshole actually spreads wide to show me their actual asshole? I don’t need that deep of a look up into your soul sweetie. Keep that poop cutter to yourself.
Kinda looks like Waldo just decided to say f it and get all lazy on us.
If you wanted to have a whole bunch of messy weird ass hair on your head, would you go with the nappy look or the unraveled ball of yarn?
Whatchu gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside that trunk?
Honestly, the only theory I have here is that she knows there is some sort of private detective from the court system following her around to determine if she really is crazy.
Damn, Willy is the coolest pimp ever. That’s a fact. Always good to get a nice update that his pimp hand is still going strong. Keep doing you youngblood.
Looking like you got a damn poodle humping your head girl. C’mon now, stop that.
Proof that whether it’s heads or tails you can still lose.
The only clear explanation here is this young lady grew by 14 years in a matter of minutes. That is the only reasonable thing to cause those pants to be that tight and for an adult sized person to be on the floor in the toys aisle.
What in the H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks are you dressing for? “It’s super cold outside so I better dress warm, but I don’t want my milk to spoil under all that heat so I’ll cut out a little moonroof for ‘em.”
Damn you for wearing giraffe jammies. Now all I can imagine in my mind is a giraffe with those long necks doing that black girl Mmmm Hmmm neck swivel thing.
Well of course Bigfoot is real. How could I look myself in the mirror if I didn’t take the guy with a goat on the roof of his car seriously?
Is that what a combover looks like before it’s ready? Just a weird side patch of hair growing? Don’t do it buddy, embrace the bald.
To be fair, if I had hair like that I’d try whatever I could think of to shift your focus off of it.
♫ Ooh, yeah! All right! We’re jammin’ I wanna jam it wid you. We’re jammin’, jammin’, And I hope you like jammin’, too. ♫
In case you were in the mood to drive and catch hepatitis at the same time.
Not quite sure what’s going on here. I mean obviously I know every childhood storybook is being ruined in one picture, but outside of that I’m lost.
People do know that doing your business in a Walmart parking lot isn’t necessary right? They are open 24 hours with public bathrooms. I know they may not be the world’s best bathrooms, but they provide more privacy than a car door.
It’s been a while since we’ve had a “Who Wears it Better?” so we thought we’d celebrate by winning gold baby. Who ya got?
I don’t want to make any accusations here, but if given a lineup where I had to spot the dude that has bodies buried under his mother’s basement, I’m taking the guy with a stuffed dog sewed onto his shoulder.
This guy better be damn good at MMA to have the you-know-whats to walk around with a side ponytail hairdo like that.
Probably buying some jewelry for his anime girlfriend. I’m not quite sure how computer cartoon things wear jewelry but then again I’m not sure how people have made up relationships with them either so whatever.
I don’t think they quite get the full understanding of what a drag race is…
Perhaps you should just stop f*cking entirely. Saying it, thinking it, doing it. Stop it all. Just a thought.
I don’t want to discourage you from buying anything, but do you even know how many times you’ll accidentally titty-dial someone on Facetime? I accidentally do it with my fingers all the time, I can’t imagine how frustrating it would be with a whole titty slopped on the screen.
If you had that many sick tribal tattoos you’d never wear a shirt either. Stop being so jelly haters.
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Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hope of its children. — Dwight D. Eisenhower