WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Posted on 25th July 2015 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

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Silver lining – you sweep the floor as you walk so you save tons of money on cleaning supplies!

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Perhaps next time you can provide everyone with goggles…I request mine to be blacked out so I can’t see a thing.

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Looks like you need to increase the size of those black censorship bars

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WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Posted on 18th July 2015 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues


You’re time has passed old friend. Trying to fit in with the younger crowd makes you stand out like a sore thumbs up emoji.


Somebody let the dough on those bottom biscuits rise too long…


C’mon guys. You’re both missing the point of suspenders. They are meant to hold your pants up, not make it look like your ass crack is bungee jumping.

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WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Posted on 11th July 2015 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

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Well as long as your “girlfriend” said it’s okay I suppose we should all just pop a titty out for you. Then again who would have bet on a blow-up doll telling him he can’t see real boobs?

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Okay, I mean we all appreciate the extra care and attention you’re giving to not have us see your butt-crack, but even Lebron James would be jelly of the magnitude of this triple-double.

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Ok bud, settle down. No need to make such a visual statement on your married life. We get it….we all get it.

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THANKS FOR THE PAINT WAL-MART

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Posted on 5th July 2015 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

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WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Posted on 4th July 2015 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

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Man I’m glad I got invited to his 4th of July party!!!

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Don’t wear red, white and blue. Ain’t nobody gonna salute your crack.

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WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Posted on 27th June 2015 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

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Well Hello Kitty. I see you hiding in there…Probably the only pussy that’s ever been near those pants. Ehhhhh Ohhhhhh!

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Some people should just have instructions for life with them at all times.

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I feel like I should make this into one of those inspirational meme pics with something like “Training never takes a day off.”

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WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Posted on 20th June 2015 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

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You can tell a real bro when it comes time to get his summertime beach bod on. That half of a shirt lets you know he’ll follow your rules to come in the store but just barely. Just barely.

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Well that’s odd. I was just asking myself why more women don’t flash the old poop shoot more often, ya know? Of course you don’t, you’re a decent human being. Anyway, I know you can’t see it, but with the crystal butt plug in there her private parts look very similar to Sauron’s Eye. Just take my word for it.

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That is so high it’s no longer a butt crack, it’s a back crack. I’m like 50/50 on whether that is your ass hair or neck hair, that’s how high up it looks.

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WELCOME TO WAL-MART

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Posted on 16th June 2015 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

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Via Townhall

WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Posted on 13th June 2015 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

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It appears that our neighbors to the north have plenty of muffin tops too. Although theirs are brought to you by Tim Hortons, so that’s a little better I guess.

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Forget how they depicted it in Forrest Gump. That was the PG version of how “Shit Happens” really got started.

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Wow, this whole Caitlyn Jenner thing is really trending right now…

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‘MURICA

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Posted on 12th June 2015 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

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WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Posted on 6th June 2015 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

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Bottom biscuits aside, I think this hip-hugger mom jorts fad is finally the fashion trend that makes me realize I’m old. I’m officially the old person that “just doesn’t get it” and while I’m at it, your music sucks so hard. Like honestly, it’s the worst shit to ever come out in the history of music. I’d rather listen to disco.

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I think I’d give this guy a few bucks, but I’d probably structure it like a Mr. Wonderful from Shark Tank deal so I know I’m not just wasting money.

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Pimpin’ Pajamas…for the pimp that knows how to keep his ho in line from the minute he rolls out of bed.

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WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Posted on 30th May 2015 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

 

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If unicorns somehow magically appeared to us here in 2015 I believe upon seeing this tattoo they would all commit suicide and be extinct by 2016.

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Just gonna go ahead and leave this here. Enjoy your weekend everybody….And for goodness sakes, can an attendant please go put up a “slippery when wet” sign in there please?!?! Someone’s gonna get hurt.

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If you’re gonna go through all those years of trouble to have a massive rat tail like that, at least go buy a little toy Rapunzel figurine to stick on there to make it look like she is climbing it. Entertain me, don’t weird me out. That’s all I’m saying.

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