WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Posted on 15th November 2014 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

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Rock on old dude. He definitely hit the point of f*ck it and I’m loving it.

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Hello! McFly! The 80’s called and said to keep their clothes since eventually that idiotic style will come back to become relevant again.

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I’m scared…a little confused…mainly terrified though. Lookin’ like Cindy Lou Who on a Scarface-sized pile of cocaine.

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Someone please explain to this guy how to properly use the belt he has on, I just don’t have the time or energy for his bullshit right now.

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I see you went with the family size serving of bottom biscuits today…

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Sure everyone loves their comfy clothes they get to lounge around in at home. The never match but we go for comfort not style. The big catch there is most of us keep that stuff at home and don’t rock it out in public. Not my cup of tea but maybe you guys can tell us “Who Wears it Better?”

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Just in case you were wondering what could add to the awesomeness of a guy in a mustache with 2 chains lying on top of a lightning bolt double eagle shirt, the answer is he is also a squirrel master. So just know nothing you do today or for the rest of your life will end up being as cool as this dude right now.

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Happy Veterans Day to all those who proudly served to protect our rights and freedom to dress like this.

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Nothing like a little sibling scuffle in the middle of Walmart to remind you to go ahead and grab those condoms before you leave the store.

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If you are too old to wear footie pajamas, then you definitely should not be wearing them in public…on a Monday…at 5 PM…with your bff…who also happens to be in her pajamas.

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I don’t know why you’re surprised, pimps like to take rides in limos too. Just gotta keep it slow so you don’t spill the Cognac, ain’t that right Pinky?

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That’s what happens when you use too much lard in your bottom biscuits. They tend to melt all over the place. Not good.

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That is a fancy hair piece you’ve got there. If it were on a 6 year old girl playing Disney dress up it would be adorable. On you, it’s odd and a bit frightening.

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If you asked me what the Terminator was buying at Walmart it would honestly take me less than a second to guess camo pants and a shitload of protein supplements.

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WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Posted on 8th November 2014 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

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Ebola is in the country! Everyone freak the f*ck out right now!!!! Oh wait, you’re at Walmart. Pfftt, trust me there have been stronger and deadlier diseases infesting that place for a lot longer that haven’t killed you yet.

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You ever wake up the next day, roll over, look at the person next to you and go “Holy mother of mercy, what did I do last night?”

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Whenever the word heaven is in my mind I cant help but think of this song in The Green Mile and that makes me smile….until now. You’ve officially ruined heaven for me. Congrats, that is a ginormous asshole move you’ve managed to pull off and I hate you for it.

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“Police said Kimberly Pankratius was booked after allegedly trying to hit another driver who had just taken an open parking spot she was waiting for at a south Lincoln Walmart.

Officers said the 36-year-old yelled at the couple and grazed the other woman’s right arm with her PT Cruiser, breaking its side mirror.

Pankratius faces counts of second-degree assault and use of a weapon to commit a felony.”

Looks like that holiday shopping anger has started a bit early. Although I’ve tried parking at a packed Walmart so I kinda understand her frustration level. Kinda.

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I guess you can call her Pink Floyd cause I can see her dark side of the moon…ehhh ohhh! Put it on the board!

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I wonder if that’s the naked baby from the Nirvana album cover all grown up

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When I was told I was going to get the chance to be with two chicks in their lingerie this is not what I had in mind.

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At what point does it stop being “sagging” and just hits the point of not wearing pants? I submit that this has gone past that point.

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Rawr! Someone is feeling a bit feisty today!

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You look like someone who has had a rough morning chalk full of Four Lokos, a few packs of smokes, some Insane Clown Posse & too much baby momma drama.

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Just an FYI, you do realize they put choking hazard labels on the smallest pieces that come with the product right?

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That looks like a perfect outfit for someone to power-walk in….that’s not a compliment.

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NOT A BUBBLE?

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Posted on 4th November 2014 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

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No Bubble Here. Move Along.

 

Alibaba Quarterly Sales – $2.5 billion

 

Wal-Mart Quarterly Sales – $120 billion

WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Posted on 1st November 2014 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

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Now that’s what I call a costume! It’s everything I could ever possibly want. Kudos my dear friends, I’ve got a tear in my eye as if I was a proud poppa!

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Here are a few of our favorite costume submissions. Which one stands apart to you guys? Personally I’m udderly impressed with one….

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That is some serious front-butt action you’ve got going on there. It’s not often, and by often I mean ever, that I’ve seen enough front-butt plumber’s crack to literally swallow up an entire plumber. And I’m not talking about tiny little Nintendo Mario, I’m talking an actual adult male plumber being sucked in and lost forever.

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Further proof of why flesh-colored yoga pants need to be destroyed. You probably would have been better off just wearing those black panties with the pink trim…not that we can see them or anything.

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Go ahead and try catching him now Charlie. Ain’t no Vietnam jungle to slow him down this time buddy!

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Unless you’re Jake the Snake Roberts you do not have any reason to accessorize with a snake out in public. That’s a rule.

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Time to play my new favorite game – is it a Halloween costume or is it real life attire?

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Oh you lookin’ fo some fiches? Well tough shit, der not fiches to dey. Gotsta go get yer fiches somewhere else buddy.

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I like how you dressed your bottom biscuits up for Halloween. That’s getting into the spirit of the season folks!

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At Walmart’s sister store Sam’s Club, even the laziness is a bit larger…

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Guys, don’t you just hate it when your skirt is just tight enough that it tugs on your ass-hairs when you move? Annoying right?

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You know what is the foundation to a solid line? Not having any cracks in it. Those are the weak links and soon we’ll all fall apart.

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Those are some fancy running shoes and flashy yoga pants you’ve got there. Perhaps you could share some fitness tips with us all once you literally get your hand out that bag of Cheetos.

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CHRISTMAS IN OCTOBER – DESPERATE MEASURES

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Posted on 25th October 2014 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

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The desperation of retailers grows by the day. I head to Wal-Mart and Giant in Harleysville every Sunday morning at 7:00 am. to do my weekly grocery shopping. I go to Wal-Mart at opening to avoid the freaks we see weekly on the People of Wal-Mart post. The workers at Wal-Mart are only a small step above the customers. They can barely communicate, rarely look you in the eye, and generally act like they are prisoners in an asylum.

I’m in winter/bad times ahead prep mode. I had a load of fire wood delivered yesterday which I wheelbarrowed to the back yard and stacked with my already decent sized stack. Last week I took an empty propane canister back to Wal-Mart to replace it with a full canister. That would give me three full propane tanks. I left the empty tank outside next to the propane cage and went in to pay. The old lady cashier with the gravelly smoker voice told me she would call for someone to get me a new tank.

I went over the cage and patiently waited for a Wal-Mart drone to come out, unlock the propane cage and give me a full tank. Two minutes, five minutes, and eventually ten minutes go by with no one coming out to help me. The cashier pokes her head out the door and shrugs her shoulders and says no one is responding to her calls. What a well oiled machine they have at Wal-Mart. Eventually the old lady abandoned her cashier post and in a painstakingly slow manner proceeded to unlock one bin after another until she found a full tank. I’m sure a line of unhappy customers were piling up at the only register in the garden center while she spent ten minutes getting me my propane tank.

A transaction that should have taken five minutes from start to finish ended up taking closer to twenty five minutes, with another five or six customers also dissatisfied with their extra long wait. This is a perfect example of how not to do business. Maybe Wal-Mart’s problems are bigger than households having less to spend. They are attempting to maintain their profit margins by reducing staff hours, hiring low quality people, and paying them shit wages. In the short run it may keep profits higher, but in the long-run customers will go elsewhere. Except most of the elsewhere stores closed up years ago when Wal-Mart arrived and underpriced them into bankruptcy.

My shopping experience at Giant is generally pleasant. The staff are nice, competent, and have been there for years. They know what they are doing and serve you with a smile. But their store is part of a worldwide conglomerate, so things have changed for the worse over the last four months. They renovated the entire store, creating bigger aisles and moving stuff around. That’s annoying, but after a while you figure out where they moved the stuff you want. The real negative change was the dreaded “Everyday Low Pricing”. This weasel phrase means you will be paying more. This is what the Apple idiot CEO – Ron Johnson – did at JC Penney. It put them on a rapid path to bankruptcy.

The weekly sale items at Giant have virtually disappeared. This has coincided with the drastic increase in beef, pork and fresh produce prices. Since “Every Day Low Pricing” went into affect our weekly grocery bill has gone up 20%. And I am buying far less beef and more chicken. In the past I would stock up on sale items and put beef, pork and whatever was on sale in our storage area freezer. Now I am stuck buying what we need that week. No bargains, just fully priced food items. Be forewarned, whenever you see a store announce “Everyday Low Pricing” you are getting screwed.

The Boos Begin in August & Bells Start Jingling in October

The desperation of Wal-Mart and most of the other mega-retail chains is no more clearly evident than in their relentlessly ridiculous acceleration of holiday marketing displays. I was flabbergasted when I saw Halloween candy, decorations and costumes in row after row BEFORE Labor Day at my local Wal-Mart. Selling Halloween candy two months before Halloween is idiotic and a sure sign of desperation. Retailers have run out of merchandising ideas. I wouldn’t even consider buying Halloween candy until the week before Halloween. Do Wal-Mart freaks of the week actually buy Halloween merchandise in September?

Holidays used to be special occasions that lent a sense of sales urgency for retailers for a week or two, to pump up sales. Now Wal-Mart and the rest of the dying retailers have Christmas, Easter, Fourth of July, and Halloween displays up for 80% of the year. There is no sense of urgency to buy. From September 1 though October 31 there are rows and rows of bags of corporate produced chemicals disguised as candy. I suppose the obese masses buy this crap in anticipation of Halloween, tell themselves they’ll only take one, and then shovel the entire bag down their gullets.

So last week, still a full two weeks before Halloween, Wal-Mart had already converted their entire garden center into a Christmas wonderland of cheap mass produced Chinese cookie cutter Christmas decorations and lights that will blow out after three hours of use. They had also converted aisles at the front of the store to Christmas displays. Who the hell shops for Christmas crap in October? There is nothing like having cheap Chinese Christmas crap available for over two months to create a sense of urgency to buy. Wal-Mart and the rest of the mega-retailers have got nothin. They have no original merchandising ideas. They don’t even try anymore. They source low quality goods from China and compete solely on price. I can’t wait for the Easter candy to appear on Wal-Mart’s shelves in late December.

Black Thanksgiving

Black Friday is dead. Long live Black Thanksgiving. The riots and stampedes by the ignorant masses for toasters and HDTVs on Black Friday are now being replaced by retailers and malls across America opening at 6:00 pm on Thanksgiving. It actually seems fitting. How better to give thanks for our mass consumption, debt financed, materialistic, iGadget addicted society than to open stores on Thanksgiving. Spending time with family is overrated anyway. If you had to spend six hours with cousin Eddie and aunt Bethany, you’d be looking forward to an early opening at Macy’s.

The bullshit message from the mega-retailers is: “We’re not opening on Thanksgiving out of desperation or greed. We’re doing it simply to satisfy the demands of our customers”. It’s a racist national holiday anyway. We should be going to an Indian run casino on Thanksgiving to make up for our past sins. Opening stores and forcing workers to work on Thanksgiving is pathetic, disgusting and a truly desperate measure in this consumer empire in decline. The law of diminishing returns has been invoked upon the mega-retailers that dominate our suburban sprawl paradise.

These retailers can start holiday merchandising three months before the actual holiday. They can open their doors on Thanksgiving, Easter and Christmas. It’s nothing more than shuffling the deck furniture on the Titanic. We’ve allowed bankers, politicians and corporate titans to financialize our economy, gutting the once thriving middle class, sending manufacturing jobs overseas, and convincing the clueless masses that consumer goods purchased with debt is equal to wealth. But, we’ve reached the point of no return. There are 248 million working age Americans and 102 million of them are not employed. Of the 146 million working Americans, 82 million of them make less than $30,000 per year.

While retailers have added billions of square feet since 1989, real median net worth is 5% lower over 24 years. Retailers are attempting to get blood from a stone. The stone is in debt, approaching retirement with no savings and dead broke.

We have one entity that deserves the most credit for destroying the American Dream. Real median household income is lower than it was in 1989. The 2008 collapse was caused by the easy money bubble machine at the Federal Reserve. We had the opportunity to hit the reset button, implement rational economic and monetary policies, take our lumps, and make the banking culprits pay for their crimes. Instead, the easily manipulated masses believed the Wall Street storyline and allowed the Federal Reserve and feckless politicians to save the banking cabal with extreme money printing and debt creation. This has pushed the middle class closer to the breaking point, while further enriching the oligarchs. The Federal Reserve saved their owners and lured the masses further into debt.

The Fed, Wall Street, and Washington DC have successfully driven consumer debt to an all-time high, blasting through the $3 trillion level. Declining real incomes and rising debt are a sure recipe for success.

Our entire economic paradigm is built upon desperate measures. Zero interest rates, $3 trillion of QE, systematic accounting fraud, fudged economic data, and doling out subprime loans to auto renters and University of Phoenix wannabes have failed to revive our moribund economy. Delusions don’t die easily. But they do die. We are reaching the limit of this delusionary dream built upon debt, denial, and deception. Make sure you wolf down that Thanksgiving feast before 5:00 pm. There are HDTV’s to fight for at 6:00 pm.

WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Posted on 25th October 2014 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

Warning!!! We have piss, shit and obese boomers on power scooters.

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It’s not often pulled up grey socks are the 2nd worst lower leg accessory on someone, but you’ve managed to pull that feat off.

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Fun food-fight hypothetical coming at ya! Would you rather (A) buy and eat that meat or (B) wear that shirt everyday for the rest of your life? Choose wisely, you don’t know what type of powers I might have.

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Sweetie, there are a few aisles I’d recommend you visit before picking out your rice and soups.

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I sincerely hope you two are some sort of bizarre couple because I’m not sure I can wrap my head around the probability that you two are strangers that just so happen to be standing close enough together to get a picture of at the same time. That would be like Godzilla and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles all just chilling by the pool together. It would have to be planned.

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Well that is super gross. Honestly even Halloween costume companies haven’t even gotten that nasty to design this type of scary wig. Looks like a dirty animal nest.

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Well, at least you can’t yell at her for mislabeling her products. That’s poison everyone and remember, poison kills.

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I can’t tell if he has his bare ass out or if the back airbags both deployed….what’s that? Those scooters don’t have airbags? Well, then I guess we know our answer.

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Biker gangs in 2014 just don’t have the same intimidation level as they once did.

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Well somebody better wash this dirty girl…

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Another magical Walmart proposal. I was going to propose to my fiance in Walmart too, but I wanted her to say “yes” so I went another route. 

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Sure it gives you some added height but good luck dunking in those heels. You ain’t no Juwanna Mann, I can tell you that much.

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WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Posted on 18th October 2014 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

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…In case you were wondering what is looks like when a fashion trend dies. This makes me happy though. I hope Ed Hardy sees what he has done to himself.

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While I am all about Despicable Me and the Minions, I smartly choose to express my odd adult fan-hood with them in the comfort and privacy of my own home.

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Who needs mace when you have a damn snake around your neck?! Fantastic way to prevent attacks. Horrible way to make friends.

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Sorry, my cabana boy had to go out and get me some fresh pineapple juice so this one is on me.

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What appears to be a very risque bikini top is in fact just a totally unnecessary back boob exposing tank-top outfit. Sorry to disappoint, but that’s life, get used to it.

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Oh snap, I didn’t know it was gonna be that type of party at Walmart today! Get on over there and get your no pants dance on people!

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Doe a deer, a female deer…great now that I got that song stuck in your head all day we can move on and ask WTF is going on here?!?!

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The gift that keeps on giving….STDs

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You see a g-string, I see a nice pie chart for budgeting….and her ass. We all see her ass.

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WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Posted on 11th October 2014 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

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Well now I’m just intrigued. I’ve never been to a FUNeral. Do you think there are balloon animals and alcohol and strippers and stuff? Let me know what you guys would like to see at your next FUNeral.

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She is wearing those short shorts to show off that hourglass figure…It just happens to be that daylight savings time hour where you go back and it lasts 2 hours.

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I see you spent quite a lot of time working on your glutes…Bad news for you is I don’t think women even have anacondas to want your buns hun, so it looks like you wasted your time.

 

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*Free Kittens with every kidnapping. Gotta read the fine print people. There is always a catch.

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No witty caption necessary.

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You know I’m surprised Vidal Sassoon hasn’t already come out with a line of hair care products that smell like feet. You might be on to something partner.

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Going out in public lookin’ like the Kool-Aid Man’s side piece. Not good.

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Excellent, now that we’ve pinpointed the problem step 2 is doing something about it.

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Can Redbox now technically advertise that you don’t even have to get out of bed to rent a movie?

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