WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Posted on 30th April 2016 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

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I guess his girlfriend got that bowling ball grip. However, it does open the question – thong or commando?

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Granny looks like she is on her way to seduce her tennis coach.

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WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Posted on 23rd April 2016 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

WARNING!!! WE HAVE A PANTS SHITTER.

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Okie dokie, I guess it’s appropriate you’re in the breakfast aisle because you just woke me up.

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Guess when I really think about it, my day isn’t going all that badly…

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Dats what we call and ass-hat.

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WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Posted on 16th April 2016 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

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You steal that idea from my niece’s doll that she plays with? It looks much cooler made out of yarn so kids don’t get hurt.

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Oh what’s up boobies? How are you? Little cold? That’s understandable seeing as how you’re just hanging out in the open unprotected like that.

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Ohh you’re like that guy in the Miller Lite commercials. That’s special. But seriously, man to silver man, don’t listen to them. Don’t be you during Miller Time or anytime frankly.

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WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Posted on 9th April 2016 by Administrator in Economy

Yes, we have a pants shitter this week. 

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I guess you could say she “half-assed” her outfit today….because you can see her butt cheek. Just the one though. Half the butt. That’s why it’s funny. I hate you all.

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Wowzers! She is just full on titty out in the toy section. Some serious nips by the way. We had to increase the size of our frowny face to cover them. Not a good nip to tit ratio is all I’m saying.

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Must only be a half moon tonight.

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WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Posted on 2nd April 2016 by Administrator in Economy

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Guess my man got lost on his way from the coffee pot to his bathroom for his morning constitutional. Like waaaaaay lost.

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Who just stands in front of a Walmart with their beav out posing for pictures like you’re just on a casual sight seeing vacation tour? That’s not the Roman Coliseum behind you, it’s a lady buying new Tupperware and some flowers.

I wouldn’t even mind waiting in those long ass checkout lines if this dude was ringing me up every time.

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WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Posted on 26th March 2016 by Administrator in Economy

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You definitely bought that shirt in the infant department and I don’t even want to hear an argument otherwise.

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I have a feeling neither of you really have any real authority.

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Welcome to America’s new game that I honestly never thought would exist – “Is It Hair or A Hat?”

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WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Posted on 19th March 2016 by Administrator in Economy

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Wow! I’m honestly surprised you have survived this long after giving your man-card away.

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Thanks for hanging your white ass out. Now you look like the Mexican flag. Congrats? Or perhaps felicitaciones?

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Wowzers! I’m honestly 100% impressed right now. You are completely nude, yet somehow managed to still have bad Walmartian fashion! Who wears those sandals?! Like really? You’re nasty bits are on full display and I still can’t stop looking at those Air Jesus sandals.

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Posted on 12th March 2016 by Administrator in Economy

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Listen everyone, we love getting pictures from you guys while you’re at Walmart, but this isn’t a sting operation; you don’t have to go deep undercover stealth mode to get a picture of someone with the ass cheeks hanging out.

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A classic ass vs. ass matchup. David vs Goliath. The known vs the unknown. Should be interesting!

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If there is one thing we can all agree Santa Claus is about, it’s flashing just one titty outside of a Walmart. Merry Titmas everyone!

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WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Posted on 5th March 2016 by Administrator in Economy

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Are we about to start a spin-off of Hoarders, car edition?

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Here is a novel idea, instead of standing there with a big arrow, how about you jump up on one of the other 77 empty registers and start checking people out? Then the lines will be even shorter!

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Ha! Looks like it’s about to rain because that cloud is full of moisture.

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WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Posted on 27th February 2016 by Administrator in Economy

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Then, like a true baller, he just closes the umbrella & makes it rain on dem hoes.

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You look like a rodeo calf tied up too tight. Just kinda there, all confused, fat popping out the sides. Not good.

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I’m almost certain the man who took this picture had his dick ripped off seconds later. In fact, I’m sorta thinking anyone who makes eye contact with her gets their dick ripped off. Like a dick-ripping Madusa.

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WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Posted on 20th February 2016 by Administrator in Economy

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Trying to get that….beer money? Right? Because he’s turning in his coins. From his beer bottle piggy bank. That an adult probably shouldn’t own by the way. But still. Beer Money? Right? Hilarious. I crack myself up no matter what you people say.

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Yeah so it’s Friday. Dem some titties. Not great titties, but who has ever heard of bad titties?

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I think this might be the first time I truly understand Sisqo’s thong song. She got them dumps like a truck so literal they had to put a license plate on it.

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WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Posted on 13th February 2016 by Administrator in Economy

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Just because you’re wearing camo doesn’t mean Mr. Booty Shorts can’t see you. Where do you even blend in with a pink camo hat besides the teen pregnancy meeting at the local fire hall? Anyway, sick chicken thighs buddy, keep doing you.

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Now that’s an extra helping of bottom biscuits. Carbing up for the weekend.

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C’mon now! This is an arrestable offense these days? Who hasn’t pissed all over themselves in public while shoving trout in their pants? This is still America last time I checked.

“CLARKSVILLE, Tenn. — A Clarksville man was arrested Wednesday after he urinated in Wal-Mart while trying to put a package of trout in his trousers and then told a police officer that he wasn’t concerned because his crimes were only “misdemeanors,” according to an arrest warrant.

Clarksville Police were called to the store at 2315 Madison St., at 1:33 p.m. Wednesday, the warrant stated.

A worker told an officer that the suspect, David Wylie, was seen urinating on the sales floor near the alcohol while trying to put a package of trout in his pants and he then attempted to leave the store without paying, the warrant stated.”

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WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Posted on 6th February 2016 by Administrator in Economy

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Guess she doesn’t need to buy anymore thongs!…Am I right? Because she is in the shoe section where they sell thong sandals. And her entire thong is showing….Right guys? Right? Ahhh forget all of you.

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I’m over my own confusion and now I just want to see what’s about to go down with a stuffed unicorn and a mannequin torso. Questions I won’t have answered that will ultimately cause my early aneurysm.

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WalMart “Absolutely Shafted” Washington DC; Here’s How

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Posted on 31st January 2016 by Administrator in Economy

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It’s been nearly a year since a grinning Doug McMillon recorded a video message to the world in which he explained that WalMart was set to raise the minimum wage for its lowest paid employees.

After all, McMillon said, “it’s our people that make the difference.”

11 months later, those “people” (the lowly shelf stockers and cashiers) aren’t materially better off than they were before, because handing someone $10/hour instead of $9 is such a small concession that you might as well have done nothing. In other words, $10 is no more of a “living wage” than $9 is.

But while the impact on the retailer’s legions of hourly employees has been minimal, the consequences for the company have been nothing short of dramatic.

As we’ve explained on any number of occasions, you can’t very well just implement an across-the-board wage hike if you’re WalMart without making up for it somewhere. Why? Because the business model runs on razor thin margins and because WalMart is determined to maintain “everyday low prices” which means the cost of the raises can’t be passed on to the consumer.

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