WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Posted on 4th July 2015 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

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Man I’m glad I got invited to his 4th of July party!!!

Diabetes….Murrica style

Don’t wear red, white and blue. Ain’t nobody gonna salute your crack.

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WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Posted on 27th June 2015 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

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Well Hello Kitty. I see you hiding in there…Probably the only pussy that’s ever been near those pants. Ehhhhh Ohhhhhh!

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Some people should just have instructions for life with them at all times.

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I feel like I should make this into one of those inspirational meme pics with something like “Training never takes a day off.”

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WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Posted on 20th June 2015 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

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You can tell a real bro when it comes time to get his summertime beach bod on. That half of a shirt lets you know he’ll follow your rules to come in the store but just barely. Just barely.

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Well that’s odd. I was just asking myself why more women don’t flash the old poop shoot more often, ya know? Of course you don’t, you’re a decent human being. Anyway, I know you can’t see it, but with the crystal butt plug in there her private parts look very similar to Sauron’s Eye. Just take my word for it.

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That is so high it’s no longer a butt crack, it’s a back crack. I’m like 50/50 on whether that is your ass hair or neck hair, that’s how high up it looks.

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WELCOME TO WAL-MART

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Posted on 16th June 2015 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

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WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Posted on 13th June 2015 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

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It appears that our neighbors to the north have plenty of muffin tops too. Although theirs are brought to you by Tim Hortons, so that’s a little better I guess.

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Forget how they depicted it in Forrest Gump. That was the PG version of how “Shit Happens” really got started.

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Wow, this whole Caitlyn Jenner thing is really trending right now…

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‘MURICA

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Posted on 12th June 2015 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

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WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Posted on 6th June 2015 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

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Bottom biscuits aside, I think this hip-hugger mom jorts fad is finally the fashion trend that makes me realize I’m old. I’m officially the old person that “just doesn’t get it” and while I’m at it, your music sucks so hard. Like honestly, it’s the worst shit to ever come out in the history of music. I’d rather listen to disco.

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I think I’d give this guy a few bucks, but I’d probably structure it like a Mr. Wonderful from Shark Tank deal so I know I’m not just wasting money.

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Pimpin’ Pajamas…for the pimp that knows how to keep his ho in line from the minute he rolls out of bed.

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WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Posted on 30th May 2015 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

 

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If unicorns somehow magically appeared to us here in 2015 I believe upon seeing this tattoo they would all commit suicide and be extinct by 2016.

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Just gonna go ahead and leave this here. Enjoy your weekend everybody….And for goodness sakes, can an attendant please go put up a “slippery when wet” sign in there please?!?! Someone’s gonna get hurt.

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If you’re gonna go through all those years of trouble to have a massive rat tail like that, at least go buy a little toy Rapunzel figurine to stick on there to make it look like she is climbing it. Entertain me, don’t weird me out. That’s all I’m saying.

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WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Posted on 23rd May 2015 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

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A little celebration of America on this edition of “Who Wears it Better?” So I’ll leave it to you people – which gender rocks it out harder for Memorial Day?

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It’s not often the crack of someone’s ass is that patriotic, but we always salute the red, white & blue.

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Gonna be tough to toast those buns this weekend without some serious charcoal briquettes! I’m talking super-sized baby!

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BIGGEST RETAILER IN THE WORLD REPORTS AWFUL RESULTS

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Posted on 19th May 2015 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

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This company has annual sales of $485 billion per year. If it was a country, that revenue would make them the 28th largest country in the world, bigger than Austria, Iran, Denmark, Egypt, Israel, and hundreds of other countries. They are the most recognized retailer on the planet. They are the canary in the world coal mine, and the canary is coughing and wheezing. Their operating income in the first quarter plunged by 8.3%, or $500 million. They operate on very thin margins (3.3%), so a $500 million decline is significant. They are a retailer dependent upon the middle and lower classes to sustain their profits.

The steady deterioration of their financial results is a reflection of our dying economy, dying middle class, and dependency on government handouts as the only thing keeping them from experiencing a complete collapse in revenue and profits. Their net income this year will be about the same as it was in 2012. It will be more than $1 billion lower than it was in 2013. If the country was truly experiencing an economic recovery and has added millions of jobs since 2012 why would Wal-Mart revenues and income be stagnant and falling? They wouldn’t be. The entire recovery storyline is a farce. The Wall Street crowd (.1%) has experienced a Federal Reserve created boom, while the Main Street crowd (the 99.9%) continues to face an ongoing and deepening recession.

Walmart Sales, Comps Miss; Operating Income Tumbles; Runs Out Of Scapegoats

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In what may be the most cryptic press release from Walmart yet, the company just issued an 8-K which consisted all of 5 bullet points, a few charts, and precious little else. Perhaps the reason for the pithy transmission is that WMT had nothing good to say: Revenue declined from $115 billion to $114.8 billion, missing expectations of a jump to $116.2 billion, EPS also missed at $1.03, vs $1.05 expected, operating income tumbled 8.3% from $6.2 billion to $5.7 billion, and finally comp store sales also missed at 1.0%, below the 1.5% expected. With these results, anyone would be short and to the point.

After previously providing extensive explanations for why the massive Apple Sachs Industrial Member member missed, this quarter the firm almost didn’t even bother to scapegoat. This is what it said:

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WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Posted on 16th May 2015 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

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Hey buddy, what gives?!?! What gives you the right to cover up Panama Jack like that? That’s just a friggin tease right there man.

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Ok, so stay with me here. You’re out at a bar and you have a few dozen drinks, followed by too many shots to count and then somebody (probably your drunk self) slips you a little something extra in your drink and then you stumble across these two male damsels out twerking on the dance floor. Which one are you taking home you odd mofo you?

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I mean, technically what they’re doing isn’t “half assed” because those are covered, but it just seems less “hey bro check out my bod” and more “ehhh my pile of shirts is all the way over there; f*ck it I’ll just go like this.”

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120% Proof That Racism Exists?

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Posted on 14th May 2015 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

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Hat tip Boston Bob

This is pretty conclusive proof the country is racist. Case closed. Wal-Mart actually hires morons like this woman. I think she is definitely management material. This is your average Obama/Hillary voter.