I was going to give this lady a bunch of crap but to be honest, this is kinda how I see all the Northern states right now so I’ll give her a pass.
My Grandpappy can twerk a pole dance better than your Grandfather. #DoesntEvenTurnDownHisHearingAid
In Walmart we aren’t concerned about whether the dress is white and gold or blue and black. Because in the mean streets of Wally World, you don’t even have to have any crazy colors to look like a fool. Black and white will do just fine around these parts.
Go ahead and add “side mirror holder” to the laundry list of awesome uses for a fanny pack.