WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Posted on 18th October 2014 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

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…In case you were wondering what is looks like when a fashion trend dies. This makes me happy though. I hope Ed Hardy sees what he has done to himself.

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While I am all about Despicable Me and the Minions, I smartly choose to express my odd adult fan-hood with them in the comfort and privacy of my own home.

6809

Who needs mace when you have a damn snake around your neck?! Fantastic way to prevent attacks. Horrible way to make friends.

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Sorry, my cabana boy had to go out and get me some fresh pineapple juice so this one is on me.

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What appears to be a very risque bikini top is in fact just a totally unnecessary back boob exposing tank-top outfit. Sorry to disappoint, but that’s life, get used to it.

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Oh snap, I didn’t know it was gonna be that type of party at Walmart today! Get on over there and get your no pants dance on people!

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Doe a deer, a female deer…great now that I got that song stuck in your head all day we can move on and ask WTF is going on here?!?!

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The gift that keeps on giving….STDs

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You see a g-string, I see a nice pie chart for budgeting….and her ass. We all see her ass.

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WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Posted on 11th October 2014 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

6793NJ

Well now I’m just intrigued. I’ve never been to a FUNeral. Do you think there are balloon animals and alcohol and strippers and stuff? Let me know what you guys would like to see at your next FUNeral.

6795

She is wearing those short shorts to show off that hourglass figure…It just happens to be that daylight savings time hour where you go back and it lasts 2 hours.

6791

I see you spent quite a lot of time working on your glutes…Bad news for you is I don’t think women even have anacondas to want your buns hun, so it looks like you wasted your time.

 

6786

*Free Kittens with every kidnapping. Gotta read the fine print people. There is always a catch.

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No witty caption necessary.

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You know I’m surprised Vidal Sassoon hasn’t already come out with a line of hair care products that smell like feet. You might be on to something partner.

6782

Going out in public lookin’ like the Kool-Aid Man’s side piece. Not good.

6778

Excellent, now that we’ve pinpointed the problem step 2 is doing something about it.

6780

Can Redbox now technically advertise that you don’t even have to get out of bed to rent a movie?

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FOOD STAMPS DANCE

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Posted on 11th October 2014 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

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Your average Obama voter.

 

OBAMACARE FORCES WAL-MART TO INCREASE EMPLOYEE PREMIUMS BY 28% & ELIMINATE HEALTHCARE FOR 26,000 WORKERS

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Posted on 7th October 2014 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

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Liberals will be outraged at the big corporation – Wal-Mart. They would prefer that Wal-Mart swallow the huge increase in healthcare costs caused by Obamacare and just pass the cost along to you the taxpayer through higher prices. That’s not how it works in a capitalistic system. If the government chooses to socialize healthcare and drive prices up, companies will hire less workers, fire existing workers, pass the increases along to employees, shift to part-time workers, and/or increase prices to customers. Thank you Obama. I’m still waiting for my $2,500 annual savings from Obamacare. I guess the check is in the mail.

Walmart Ends Healthcare Benefits For Workers Under 30 Hours

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Under the title (only-a-PR-person-could-make-up) “Providing Quality Benefits for Our Associates,” Walmart – who employs 1.3 million people in America, has changed its eligibility standards for healthcare benefits. “Like every company,” they explain “Walmart faces rising healthcare costs,” and so are ending benefits for associates who work less than 30 hours a week.

Full Walmart statement

In the U.S., the 1.3 million people who work at our stores, clubs and distribution centers are vital to a great experience for the 140 million customers shopping with us each week. We’re in business because our associates bring us their unique skills and talents – and so we do our absolute best to offer all the benefits that come with a great job, particularly affordable health insurance.

Anyone who has been following the news for the last several years knows that health care is a major topic of debate. From doctors’ visits and prescriptions to insurance premiums, health care costs have increased for all of us – individuals and the companies that insure them – each year. Knowing this, Walmart continues to work with health care providers and professionals, using our size and influence to negotiate the best rates and options for our associates.

Like every company, Walmart continues to face rising health care costs. This year, the expenses were significant and led us to make some tough decisions as we begin our annual enrollment. As a result, today we announced that our associates will see an increase in premiums for 2015. For example, our most popular and lowest cost associate-only plan will increase by $3.50 to $21.90 per pay period – still half the average premium other retail employees pay.

 

We’re also changing eligibility for some part-time associates. We will continue to provide affordable health care to all eligible associates, including part-time, who work more than 30 hours. However, similar to other retailers like Target, Home Depot, Walgreens and Trader Joe’s, we will no longer be providing health benefits to part-time associates who work less than 30 hours. This will impact about 2% of our total U.S. workforce.  We will be working with a specialist, HealthCompare, to personally guide our associates through the process of finding the right, affordable health care.

We are proud of the health care plans we offer, which are among the best in the retail industry, as well as the new benefits we’ve introduced over the past two years for our associates. This includes a vision plan that launched this year and our innovative Centers of Excellence program that began in 2013 that covers select spine and heart procedures at no cost to our associates. We expanded Centers of Excellence this year to include knee and hip replacement surgeries and, for 2015, we’re excited to be adding breast, lung and colorectal cancer care at the Mayo Clinic.

We don’t make these decisions lightly, and the fact remains that our plans exceed those of our peers in the retail industry. Our premiums remain well below the industry average compiled by expert Aon Hewitt.  We also continue to pay the majority of health care costs for associates covered under our medical plans. For example, on average we cover more than 60% of our associates’ total health care costs and more than 75% of their premium costs. In contrast, the retail industry pays, on average, about 54% of total health care costs and 68% of employee premiums.

All of our eligible associates – both full and part-time – will continue to benefit from our health care options that include no lifetime maximum, preventative care covered at 100%, and $250 up to $1,000 to help pay for medical expenses. We believe these options are among the best in the retail industry.

As our associates continue to work hard for our customers, we will continue working hard to keep their benefits as affordable as possible, enhance the quality of health care they receive and make the cost more transparent, which will benefit everyone.

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We suspect the refrain from the American taxpayer will go something like “thanks Obamacare, you’re welcome Walmart.”

WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Posted on 4th October 2014 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

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Little Bo Peep in today’s society is a tad less little and and little louder of a Peep.

6773

I love how parents love to play this little game in Walmart called “How long can I let my kid play with a bag over their head so they shut up for a few minutes before they actually pass out and I go to jail?” – It’s a long name but still seems like a popular past time.

6771

Really? You love pussy? Because judging a book by it’s cover would lead me to believe you treat it like crap too.

6770

Just because you will always be your mother’s baby doesn’t give you a reason to still act like one when you’re 6’4″ and pushing a deuce and a quarter.

6772

I came here to do two things; chew gum and kill zombies…looks like I’m almost out of gum.

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Just when you thought People of Walmart couldn’t get any better we get this gem in high definition! Check out the clarity of that muffin top! Very impressive. Don’t forget to be on the lookout for our next product roll out of scratch and sniff pictures!

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Say what you want about her butt-flap-breeze but I’m just amazed this doesn’t happen more in public for how tight people wear their clothes these days. I can’t wear tighty whities without feeling like I’m being suffocated to death let alone some skinny jeans or something.

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It appears the Hands Across America didn’t make it too far this time. People got real handsy, things got inappropriate real quick, it was a nightmare.

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I think our pals over at WhiteTrashRepairs.com will appreciate these redneck suspenders! Heavy duty baby!

6755

You ever get so into your music you forgot you had headphones on in public and just started jamming out and singing like a fool? Yeah, we’ve all been there. You ever been so into you music you went to the bathroom in the bread aisle? If so, you should probably stop listening to music. Like forever.

6758

Your shirt seems to be hanging on Cliffhanger style. Unfortunately we all know how that turned out so good luck with that.

6749

If we had test scores for people that walked into Walmart you would receive an incomplete just because I feel like a 0 out of 10 isn’t low enough.

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WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Posted on 27th September 2014 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

6749

If we had test scores for people that walked into Walmart you would receive an incomplete just because I feel like a 0 out of 10 isn’t low enough.

6748

My mind seriously can’t even comprehend the amount of hillbilly going on right now. Like, you are some straight up ol’ timey racist cartoon hillbilly come to life and I’m so happy that I saw this that I can’t even remember my own name.

6750

True playas like to slap a little baby powder on dat ass so you know where to find what you’re looking for.

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Unless you’ve got Simon and Theodore with you and they are about to perform, I don’t want to see your damn chipmunk in the store.

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I can’t tell if you’re serious (mainly because your painted on face gives no expression) or if you are purposefully trying to recreate the Batman logo between your eyes.

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Damn girl, you look like you’re trying to shove your head up Chewbacca’s ass.

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Because America, that’s why! Get some!

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Oh darlin’, your face pretty much sums up everyone’s feelings about this guy who is too old to be dressed like that but still thinks it’s ok because he is in shape. Judging by those all white sunglasses he clearly he thinks he is cool, but he just looks like a reject of that Gigolos show.

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BOOM! Now those are some heavy duty, smother-you-to-death type of back boobies! You’ve got some back cleavage that makes like 65% of all front cleavages look tiny.

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Ain’t no party like a Walmart party ’cause a Walmart party is actually quite sad and I want to get you some help.

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WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Posted on 20th September 2014 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

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Looks like someone else is into the #WalmartChallenge….and they said it was going to the dogs.

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Because controlling an infant in Walmart isn’t difficult enough this lady thought it would be a good idea and try to double down on her calming duties and add 2 dogs and a ferret to the equation. Bold move, let’s see if it pays off for her Cotton.

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Who purposefully goes out, puts forth all the effort in getting rid of their natural eyebrows and then draws on a uni-brow? That’s like hating your natural hair, shaving it off and buying a bright pink mullet wig. The Anthony Davis look is not in girlfriend and it never will be.

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Bald with a sense of humor; I can appreciate that. But which one do you guys like better? Maybe our pals at WTFTattoos.com can let us know who they think comes…”ahead” in this.

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98% percent of the time this entire getup from head to toe looks absolutely ridiculous. The other 2% is made up of being a bank member of the Parliament Funkadelic or a professional wrestler.

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Those are some tig ol’ bitties!…or since they are back boobs does it get re-reversed back to being big ol’ titties? I don’t know. Either way those guns need to be holstered.

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I would love to hold a reverse auction where I find out how cheap someone is willing to make out with this dude’s mouth head. How much would it take you to give it a smooch?

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WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Posted on 13th September 2014 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

6708

What the honest to goodness f*ck?!?! Why? Why would you need this tattoo. I can’t tell if you are a “gangsta” or a racist but either way there is still no solid reason behind this tattoo. Even a skin-head white supremacist with a swastika tatted on his forehead would think this is a little excessive.

6706

Richard Simmons would be impressed the way you’re squeezing those buns girl. Of course, Paula Deen would also be impressed at those bottom biscuits so you gotta take the good with the bad.

6704

What is that pesky Hamburglar up to now?!?!

6703

Here is what I don’t get about cross-dressing, why wear something that would look ridiculous even if it was on a real woman? Makes no sense to me. Unless this guy is a professional wrestler, then I get it.

6702

If you stare into a mirror and call his name three times apparently he’ll appear and pee all over you. Go ahead and try it, I’ll wait.

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Your hair looks like a weird fungus I’d find growing against a tree…Why don’t you go ahead and think about your life when that is an accurate description of your head.

6696

Listen bud, a good rule of thumb for male clothing is if it could also be a print that you would find in a little girl’s bedroom, then it’s not for you.

6698

I can’t accurately describe how far down “knee-high argyle socks” are on my list of things I’d want tattooed on my body.

6695

What do you think she means by giving good lip service? Maybe she is a cosmetologist and she is skilled in picking out your correct lipstick shade? Do you guys think that’s what she meant?

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I’m not sure there is another explanation where that is an acceptable Walmart outfit other than you are actually an old real life Tarzan that just surfaced from the jungle.

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