This is what I look like every Monday morning at work…
This dude’s outfit makes me wanna do the Hand Jive in Aisle 7.
We almost had to put a censor bar on this one. #backtittiesforlife
Yes, we have a pants shitter this week.
I guess you could say she “half-assed” her outfit today….because you can see her butt cheek. Just the one though. Half the butt. That’s why it’s funny. I hate you all.
Wowzers! She is just full on titty out in the toy section. Some serious nips by the way. We had to increase the size of our frowny face to cover them. Not a good nip to tit ratio is all I’m saying.
Must only be a half moon tonight.
Guess my man got lost on his way from the coffee pot to his bathroom for his morning constitutional. Like waaaaaay lost.
Who just stands in front of a Walmart with their beav out posing for pictures like you’re just on a casual sight seeing vacation tour? That’s not the Roman Coliseum behind you, it’s a lady buying new Tupperware and some flowers.
I wouldn’t even mind waiting in those long ass checkout lines if this dude was ringing me up every time.
You definitely bought that shirt in the infant department and I don’t even want to hear an argument otherwise.
I have a feeling neither of you really have any real authority.
Welcome to America’s new game that I honestly never thought would exist – “Is It Hair or A Hat?”
Wow! I’m honestly surprised you have survived this long after giving your man-card away.
Thanks for hanging your white ass out. Now you look like the Mexican flag. Congrats? Or perhaps felicitaciones?
Wowzers! I’m honestly 100% impressed right now. You are completely nude, yet somehow managed to still have bad Walmartian fashion! Who wears those sandals?! Like really? You’re nasty bits are on full display and I still can’t stop looking at those Air Jesus sandals.
Listen everyone, we love getting pictures from you guys while you’re at Walmart, but this isn’t a sting operation; you don’t have to go deep undercover stealth mode to get a picture of someone with the ass cheeks hanging out.
A classic ass vs. ass matchup. David vs Goliath. The known vs the unknown. Should be interesting!
If there is one thing we can all agree Santa Claus is about, it’s flashing just one titty outside of a Walmart. Merry Titmas everyone!
Are we about to start a spin-off of Hoarders, car edition?
Here is a novel idea, instead of standing there with a big arrow, how about you jump up on one of the other 77 empty registers and start checking people out? Then the lines will be even shorter!
Ha! Looks like it’s about to rain because that cloud is full of moisture.
Then, like a true baller, he just closes the umbrella & makes it rain on dem hoes.
You look like a rodeo calf tied up too tight. Just kinda there, all confused, fat popping out the sides. Not good.
I’m almost certain the man who took this picture had his dick ripped off seconds later. In fact, I’m sorta thinking anyone who makes eye contact with her gets their dick ripped off. Like a dick-ripping Madusa.
Trying to get that….beer money? Right? Because he’s turning in his coins. From his beer bottle piggy bank. That an adult probably shouldn’t own by the way. But still. Beer Money? Right? Hilarious. I crack myself up no matter what you people say.
Yeah so it’s Friday. Dem some titties. Not great titties, but who has ever heard of bad titties?
I think this might be the first time I truly understand Sisqo’s thong song. She got them dumps like a truck so literal they had to put a license plate on it.