WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Posted on 26th July 2014 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

We’ve regressed. Shit stains this week.

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I don’t know what the hell is going on here, and quite frankly I’m too disgusted to even try to come up with something, so I’ll let you guys give me the low-down on what may have taken place. Because there HAS to be a good reason to be barefoot in a Walmart bathroom…right?

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Apparently Becky got tired of just looking at that butt and went out and got her a badunk-a-dunk booty of her own! Clearly the guys like it.

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Say what you want about his un-womanly physique or adam’s apple, but that dude knows how to pick out some serious shoes. Drop a goldfish in those things and I might lose it completely.

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Looks like Elvis’s man titties are trying to leave the building.

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There are sooo many things that are wrong with this situation that I need to take a few steps back and just kind of compose myself.

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Just getting a quick bronze on at Wallyworld, no big deal. Push those stomped out cigarette butts out of the way and you’ve got yourself an ideal place to relax, catch some rays and people watch.

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Big fan of the Blue Man Group? I don’t know. I do know you have “I make bad decisions” written all over your face. Scratch that, tattooed all over your face.

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Is there anything better than being out in public and catching an unexpected titty fall out? Well, I suppose it being a front boob instead of back boob would make it better, but I’m still gonna take it.

 

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WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Posted on 19th July 2014 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

We’re making progress. No shit stains this week.

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Those booty shorts really accentuate your hour glass figure. It also really shows how some hours seem to last muuuuuch longer than others.

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1. You’re a total piece of shit and I hate you for it. I like dogs more than most people and I’m not even joking when I say that I wish the roles were reversed and your dog left you in the hot car. 2. What the flying f*ck were you doing in Walmart for 13 hours?!?!?! Employee shifts don’t even last that long! What takes 13hrs?!?!

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Get this summer’s hot new hair style. Go to your stylists and tell ‘em to give you that cheap ass Ramen noodle doo. College kids everywhere will love it.

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What the hell is that? Did the He-Man Woman Haters Club  grown up and go mobile? Seems excessive.

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Really? A skunk? I honestly can’t think of a single reason why it’s necessary to bring a skunk inside Walmart. Is it your service animal skunk? Is that the reason? Does it cover up your smell or something?

 

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Turns out there is someone (or something) for everybody. I think. Actually, don’t quote me on that I’m still on the fence.

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WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Posted on 12th July 2014 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

bb’s Pickup Truck

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Who’s ride is this? Bart Simpson’s? What type of grown ass man needs to write things down on a chalkboard for punishment? What type of wife does he plan on attracting with that ad? So many questions and yet my level of give a shit is still at an all time low.

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Because “Classy” wouldn’t fit across both legs I guess.

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Don’t reach in there, you’ll end up like James Franco in 127 hours.

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I can’t tell if you’re wearing super tight yoga pants or if your ass is just wearing a dark veil because it’s in mourning…due to the fact that it ate your underwear.

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Lookin’ like Pebbles Flinstone grew up and found meth.

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If you’re asking me to do the deed, the answer is an astounding NO. But if you’re letting the world know what you’re a fan of it, then I won’t stand in your way, but would recommend a little more discretion. Take it from our pals at WTFtattoos.com, not everything needs to be on display.

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If Mike Tyson, one of the baddest mother f*ckers to walk this planet, can’t really pull off a face tattoo, what makes you think you can? In fact, after noticing that sick “white power” neck tattoo I’d looooove to introduce you to Tyson in person some time.

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It’s almost the 4th of July, which means we can celebrate the fact that we have the freedom to have our head look like a delicious Popsicle!

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It’s been a while since we’ve had a good ol’ “Who Wears It Better?” duel. So when it comes to the different ways you can screw up wearing shorts, which do you prefer? The too tight and too small peek-a-poo or the always classic loosey goosey?

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WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Posted on 5th July 2014 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

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It’s almost the 4th of July, which means we can celebrate the fact that we have the freedom to have our head look like a delicious Popsicle!

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It’s been a while since we’ve had a good ol’ “Who Wears It Better?” duel. So when it comes to the different ways you can screw up wearing shorts, which do you prefer? The too tight and too small peek-a-poo or the always classic loosey goosey?

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It’s true, Walmart really is the shit. Thanks for reminding us pup.

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Unlike this lady, the 4th of July is sneaking up on us! How freakin’ American are you getting this weekend? Make sure you send us some proof!

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Now I know what Sisqo was talking about when he referred to “dumps like a truck”. Holy powerbomb batman, that will leave you thunderstruck.

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Normally I’d say that hairstyle is ridiculous, but that puff reminds me of a firework going off and that gets me excited for the 4th of July! What up short work week?! ‘Murrica!

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I’m gonna go ahead and say you’re a filthy liar. I’ve met some dumb broads in my day, but I don’t even think you’d be able to convince a hooker to get in that thing with you.

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Posted on 28th June 2014 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

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Is that my favorite blow up doll strutting her stuff again? Always great to see a Hall of Famer doing her thang.

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Ohh well shit, If he promised he is a nice guy then you should go ahead and believe him and earn that money no matter how creepy this note is. And by creepy I mean my spine will be tingling for 3 days trying to get past this creepiness.

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Awww that face looks so squishy I just wanna pinch it!…What’s that? That’s not a face? Ohhh, this got awkward real fast.

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That hair really has nothing going for it, unless this quickly turns into a hilarious Skittles commercial.

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I wonder which of those two smells is more potent? Or maybe it’s an odd combo smell of ass and flowers. Maybe Bath & Body Works should investigate if that’s a new scent they want to produce. Ass-flower & Rose-butt.

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I just want to give a quick shout out to the Lord above for making sure the person that captured this photo didn’t send us a frontal shot. Big ups to that guy. Thank you. Now let’s all take cover before that bungee cord snaps and takes out a bunch of innocent people.

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Some may find this cruel, I on the other hand find this to be genius. It serves the same purpose of those kid leashes but instead of looking like a tamed dog this kid now looks like a total badass. Think of his street cred; off the charts right now.

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That’s not the type of dip I serve with my chips so you can officially count this as my regrets to your BBQ.

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Oh really? That’s the line in the sand we’re finally drawing; titty sweat? Too little too late moral police.

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Is that…is that hair gel?

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WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Posted on 21st June 2014 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

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Hmmm, I would have figured her back tatas would be a bigger cup size. I mean, the spacing is impressive so I suppose that makes up a bit for the disappointment.

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Strollers? Who needs a stroller. Momma bear is a master of multi-purposing objects.

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Ladies, don’t you hate it when your bra is showing? Don’t you hate it even more when your husband’s bra is showing?!?!

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It looks less like you pooped your pans and more like you went down a slip-n-slide that was coated in poo.

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Sometimes the obvious ending to a bad idea is still good to put out there as a friendly reminder.

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Sometimes the obvious ending to a bad idea is still good to put out there as a friendly reminder.

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I’m not exactly sure how you got poop on the back and the side of your shorts and not the middle. I mean, my dog will roll in poop and get it there, but hopefully you have a better reason.

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Geez, the health care system in America just seems to be getting worse and worse.

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WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Posted on 14th June 2014 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

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I’m sure our friends over at WhiteTrashRepairs.com are totally in love with this sick whip. Do you applaud their sense of humor or would you rather take the bus?

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I think you put too much yeast in those bottom biscuits darlin, they’re exploding everywhere now.

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I see we’ve got some hot spuds there. Oh, and don’t think I didn’t notice you picking out some butter to put on top. Now go grab the sour cream and let’s have a party.

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Sometimes you just need to unwind with a smoke after a long afternoon of dealing with Walmart. I get it. Makes me want a Newport just thinking about it. Amiright or amiright?

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Red Rover, Red Rover, please don’t bend over.

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The real question we must start asking ourselves is why haven’t we invented the double sided bra or bikini top? Lets show some support for more back titty support! Who’s with me?!?!?

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Anywhere else in the world it would probably be weird to see  a goat in a diaper. In fact, if you told your friends you were at McDonald’s or the mall or wherever else you can think of and you saw a goat in diapers, they would probably call bullshit. But you say you saw it in a Walmart parking lot and boom, instant credibility.

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Oh geez. I think we may have to start thinking about adding this real life sex doll to our PoWM Hall of Fame. This is her like 5th appearance now! What do you guys think? Hall worthy or not?

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Ohh crap! This definitely wasn’t what I was expecting when my buddy wanted to know if I wanted to go tubing. Somebody drown me please.

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Lord have mercy. I have to sit down and catch my breath. I’m getting all lightheaded and dizzy from my eyes jumping back and forth to all the different train-wreck things in this one photo. I’m just gonna take a few minutes to collect myself while you guys take over.

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Posted on 7th June 2014 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

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Crikey! Do you know how exciting this is?!?! We’ve just come across one of the rarest species in the world. The male zebra patterned whale tail. Crikey! We’re making history today folks!

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I don’t mean to overgeneralize but every grandmother in my hometown of Pittsburgh dresses like this. It’s a very gangster town and we know who not to mess with: (1) Grandmas & (2) Wu-tang Clan because they ain’t never ones to f*ck with.

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Role Models: Not everyone gets a first round draft pick.

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It appears as though someone slashed that back end and now that diesel is leaking oil everywhere. That’s not good for anybody.

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In case you were wondering at what point you might be coddling your child too long, a dead giveaway is when he is big enough to dunk a basketball and you still have him in a papoose.

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Walmart sells mobile lap dances now? Speaking of strippers, I’ve always wanted to open a strip club/day care center called ‘Kiddies & Titties’. Somebody make that happen.

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That’s not even a shart. You flat our shit your pants. It appears to have dribbling down your leg and discolored your socks. That’s actually impressive.

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Excuse me miss, it appears that you may be dehydrated. Your pee is awfully yellow.

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My man’s legs here are smoother than a baby’s bottom! Unfortunately if I caressed them ever so gently all the way to the top, I may not like what awaits me.

 

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