If we had test scores for people that walked into Walmart you would receive an incomplete just because I feel like a 0 out of 10 isn’t low enough.
My mind seriously can’t even comprehend the amount of hillbilly going on right now. Like, you are some straight up ol’ timey racist cartoon hillbilly come to life and I’m so happy that I saw this that I can’t even remember my own name.
True playas like to slap a little baby powder on dat ass so you know where to find what you’re looking for.
Unless you’ve got Simon and Theodore with you and they are about to perform, I don’t want to see your damn chipmunk in the store.
I can’t tell if you’re serious (mainly because your painted on face gives no expression) or if you are purposefully trying to recreate the Batman logo between your eyes.
Damn girl, you look like you’re trying to shove your head up Chewbacca’s ass.
Because America, that’s why! Get some!
Oh darlin’, your face pretty much sums up everyone’s feelings about this guy who is too old to be dressed like that but still thinks it’s ok because he is in shape. Judging by those all white sunglasses he clearly he thinks he is cool, but he just looks like a reject of that Gigolos show.
BOOM! Now those are some heavy duty, smother-you-to-death type of back boobies! You’ve got some back cleavage that makes like 65% of all front cleavages look tiny.
Ain’t no party like a Walmart party ’cause a Walmart party is actually quite sad and I want to get you some help.
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