WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Posted on 28th February 2015 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

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I was going to give this lady a bunch of crap but to be honest, this is kinda how I see all the Northern states right now so I’ll give her a pass.

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My Grandpappy can twerk a pole dance better than your Grandfather. #DoesntEvenTurnDownHisHearingAid

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In Walmart we aren’t concerned about whether the dress is white and gold or blue and black. Because in the mean streets of Wally World, you don’t even have to have any crazy colors to look like a fool. Black and white will do just fine around these parts.

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Go ahead and add “side mirror holder” to the laundry list of awesome uses for a fanny pack.

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WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Posted on 21st February 2015 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

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Excuse me sir? Miss? Creature from the Black Lagoon? Whatever you are and whatever you’re doing, can you please stop before us townspeople have to grab our pitchforks?

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Dude looks like the lower half of Richard Simmonds in the late 80s.

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It appears somebody is still in the sexy Valentine’s mood….gross.

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Posted on 14th February 2015 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

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I’m not a doctor but I don’t think that’s where your heart is. Also, it’s not really shaped like that and I’m guessing those are both your hands. You’ve officially ruined my Valentine’s Day.

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Uggghhhh is it Spring Break yet bro? I gotta take a break from all this stressful partying at school and go party at the beach to relax.

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Those red hearts scream Happy Valentine’s Day from your favorite real-life sex doll.

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Now that is one greasy skullet patch you’ve got going my friend. Kinda screams business in the front, oil change in the back.

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Turns out sagging your jeans doesn’t look good at any age.

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WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Posted on 7th February 2015 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

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I can’t tell if this is a weird creepy chick or an even weirder creepier dude. I can tell you I’m not going to get close enough to find out.

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Thanks for proving that it’s not always good to be king.

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Posted on 31st January 2015 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

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Looks like someone is holding an x-ray machine up to half of your body. Remind me to punish them for doing that. Not healthy for any of us.

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Can’t say I’m pro-infant tobacco use, but that pack of cowboy killers does somehow make him look cooler and tougher. Well played Marlboro. Well played.

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Probably renting the Super Mario Brothers movie, am I right? Huh? Sorry it was the only movie about plumbers that I could think of.

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Posted on 24th January 2015 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

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‘Bout to rock that ab cruncher out real hard while sitting quietly in your tree stand for 14 hours without ever seeing a deer?

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Check out this dude. Hanging onto hope like his life depended on it. Sorry bud it’s over, let it go.

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Ohhhh so gross. Just nasty, nasty stuff right there. I’d pay good money to be the one to take a hatchet right down on those dirty old nails. Why? Seriously, why? Zero reason for it.

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Posted on 17th January 2015 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

MURICA!!!

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Packing 10 pounds of crap in a 5 pound bag. That’s what America does.

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Thanks for showing us exactly where the doom hole is. Very helpful….Wait a minute. Haven’t I seen that hand “O” somewhere before that ended up stinking it up just as bad?…That’s right. I saw that stinker Monday night from Oregon!

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What the hell? What kind of asshole actually spreads wide to show me their actual asshole? I don’t need that deep of a look up into your soul sweetie. Keep that poop cutter to yourself.

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Kinda looks like Waldo just decided to say f it and get all lazy on us.

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If you wanted to have a whole bunch of messy weird ass hair on your head, would you go with the nappy look or the unraveled ball of yarn?

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Whatchu gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside that trunk?

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Honestly, the only theory I have here is that she knows there is some sort of private detective from the court system following her around to determine if she really is crazy.

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Damn, Willy is the coolest pimp ever. That’s a fact. Always good to get a nice update that his pimp hand is still going strong. Keep doing you youngblood.

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Looking like you got a damn poodle humping your head girl. C’mon now, stop that.

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Posted on 10th January 2015 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

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Proof that whether it’s heads or tails you can still lose.

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The only clear explanation here is this young lady grew by 14 years in a matter of minutes. That is the only reasonable thing to cause those pants to be that tight and for an adult sized person to be on the floor in the toys aisle.

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What in the H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks are you dressing for? “It’s super cold outside so I better dress warm, but I don’t want my milk to spoil under all that heat so I’ll cut out a little moonroof for ‘em.”

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Damn you for wearing giraffe jammies. Now all I can imagine in my mind is a giraffe with those long necks doing that black girl Mmmm Hmmm neck swivel thing.

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Well of course Bigfoot is real. How could I look myself in the mirror if I didn’t take the guy with a goat on the roof of his car seriously?

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Is that what a combover looks like before it’s ready? Just a weird side patch of hair growing? Don’t do it buddy, embrace the bald.

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To be fair, if I had hair like that I’d try whatever I could think of to shift your focus off of it.

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♫ Ooh, yeah! All right! We’re jammin’ I wanna jam it wid you. We’re jammin’, jammin’, And I hope you like jammin’, too. ♫

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In case you were in the mood to drive and catch hepatitis at the same time.

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Not quite sure what’s going on here. I mean obviously I know every childhood storybook is being ruined in one picture, but outside of that I’m lost.

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People do know that doing your business in a Walmart parking lot isn’t necessary right? They are open 24 hours with public bathrooms. I know they may not be the world’s best bathrooms, but they provide more privacy than a car door.

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It’s been a while since we’ve had a “Who Wears it Better?” so we thought we’d celebrate by winning gold baby. Who ya got?

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I don’t want to make any accusations here, but if given a lineup where I had to spot the dude that has bodies buried under his mother’s basement, I’m taking the guy with a stuffed dog sewed onto his shoulder.

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This guy better be damn good at MMA to have the you-know-whats to walk around with a side ponytail hairdo like that.

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Probably buying some jewelry for his anime girlfriend. I’m not quite sure how computer cartoon things wear jewelry but then again I’m not sure how people have made up relationships with them either so whatever.

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I don’t think they quite get the full understanding of what a drag race is…

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Perhaps you should just stop f*cking entirely. Saying it, thinking it, doing it. Stop it all. Just a thought.

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I don’t want to discourage you from buying anything, but do you even know how many times you’ll accidentally titty-dial someone on Facetime? I accidentally do it with my fingers all the time, I can’t imagine how frustrating it would be with a whole titty slopped on the screen.

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If you had that many sick tribal tattoos you’d never wear a shirt either. Stop being so jelly haters.

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WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Posted on 3rd January 2015 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

We’ve got it all today – shit, piss, hoverrounds, butt crack and the FBI. Enjoy.

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In 2015, all shopping in Walmart will be done on bicycles. 2016? Hoverboards. We hope you all nice got nice and toasted last night with your best buds!

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I can’t publicly come out and support murder, but I can say he may be on to something. Food for thought.

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Snow? Ice? Freezing temperatures? Nothing can bring down Hulk Hogan!

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What?!?! That’s the most gangster skullet I’ve ever seen! Business in the front, let off a few rounds into your crew in the back…ya heard!

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I’m pretty sure we just found the cover of your Valentine’s Day card. You’re welcome everyone. Peace, love & Walmart everybody.

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If Willy The Pimp had been born a woman, I feel like the pimp of all pimps would look something like this debonaire woman.

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You ever put some headphones on and forget others can still hear your fart? I feel like this is the ultimate encapsulation of when that happens.

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What the literal f*ck is going on here? You just gonna piss all over the place like it’s cool with everyone? I hope you get a splinter in your coochie.

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My thought, this guy is probably actually the world’s best undercover spy. Nobody would suspect him at all. The best disguise is blending in right in front of everyone.

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I can’t tell if you love rodeos, football, clowns or what. My guess is you just ram it all into being a big NASCAR fan because that just seems like it’s right up your strange alley.

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We hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas holiday. Now you can all stop eating and drinking to excess for a whole 3 days to prepare for New Years.

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Great, you just had to wear the pink and white bra. Cause I need to feel like even less of a man when you pick me up and suplex me over my car she-beast.

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The screen from the bench really gives it an artsy Instagram like filter to his plumbers crack. Doesn’t make it any less gross, just more artsy.

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WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Posted on 27th December 2014 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

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Santa Claus is comin’…to town! Who needs reindeer when a perfectly good steed (complete with a Santa hat) does the trick?

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I’m a tad surprised to find a clown in Walmart, but not shocked at all to find her in the booze section of Walmart. Not a surprise there. I think I’d have to pound a case of beer before I even laced up my gigantic red shoes for the day.

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2 days ’til Christmas everybody! But real question here, what would you do if this Santa came down your chimney this year? Like you would be hella confused, but then he does have presents for you so you probably don’t want to judge him right to his face so you just offer some cookies and hope it’s over quickly.

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Grabbing some lunch in the drive-thru lane. Kid is in such a hurry he is just perched up on the handle bar there. Ain’t nobody got time to be putting legs through the cart for safety!

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When you got a bod like that shirts are optional everywhere. Walmart, work, church, restaurants, you name it – shirts optional for this guy.

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You know what I love about ugly Christmas sweaters? It’s that women over 50 have no idea they are ugly Xmas sweaters. They just think they are some good looking sweaters. It’s the best. 3 days people, get jolly!

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I can see your butt. Also, stop buying posters of One Direction or Bieber or whatever…unless you plan on wrapping the poster around your butt, then perhaps go ahead with your purchase.

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If you need advice I’d ask this lady. Clearly she has the “key” to life. Or maybe the “key” to success? Maybe even the “key” to someone’s heart. I bet she sings in the right “key”? I think you get my point.

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You must think very highly of yourself to assume anyone wants any part of your weird beanie hat, checkered shoes and hand that looks more like a poorly drawn penis.

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