What the honest to goodness f*ck?!?! Why? Why would you need this tattoo. I can’t tell if you are a “gangsta” or a racist but either way there is still no solid reason behind this tattoo. Even a skin-head white supremacist with a swastika tatted on his forehead would think this is a little excessive.
Richard Simmons would be impressed the way you’re squeezing those buns girl. Of course, Paula Deen would also be impressed at those bottom biscuits so you gotta take the good with the bad.
What is that pesky Hamburglar up to now?!?!
Here is what I don’t get about cross-dressing, why wear something that would look ridiculous even if it was on a real woman? Makes no sense to me. Unless this guy is a professional wrestler, then I get it.
If you stare into a mirror and call his name three times apparently he’ll appear and pee all over you. Go ahead and try it, I’ll wait.
Your hair looks like a weird fungus I’d find growing against a tree…Why don’t you go ahead and think about your life when that is an accurate description of your head.
Listen bud, a good rule of thumb for male clothing is if it could also be a print that you would find in a little girl’s bedroom, then it’s not for you.
I can’t accurately describe how far down “knee-high argyle socks” are on my list of things I’d want tattooed on my body.
What do you think she means by giving good lip service? Maybe she is a cosmetologist and she is skilled in picking out your correct lipstick shade? Do you guys think that’s what she meant?
I’m not sure there is another explanation where that is an acceptable Walmart outfit other than you are actually an old real life Tarzan that just surfaced from the jungle.
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