WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Posted on 21st May 2016 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

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This is what I look like every Monday morning at work…

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This dude’s outfit makes me wanna do the Hand Jive in Aisle 7.

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We almost had to put a censor bar on this one. #backtittiesforlife

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WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Posted on 14th May 2016 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

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I don’t think there has ever in the history of the world been a matchup between hippies and bumble bees. So don’t ever say we aren’t trendsetters here…

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Did you ever get so high that you spend 2 hours at Walmart trying to figure out how to heat up ramen noodles in an unplugged microwave?

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Durable enough to toss your entire body into after you suffocate yourself. Smart move there.

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WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Posted on 7th May 2016 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

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That’s a whole bunch of nope right there.

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I recommend the one with the 12″ purple dildo on it. Give it a try.

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At least those old man panties are clean!

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WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Posted on 30th April 2016 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

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I guess his girlfriend got that bowling ball grip. However, it does open the question – thong or commando?

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Granny looks like she is on her way to seduce her tennis coach.

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WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Posted on 23rd April 2016 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

WARNING!!! WE HAVE A PANTS SHITTER.

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Okie dokie, I guess it’s appropriate you’re in the breakfast aisle because you just woke me up.

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Guess when I really think about it, my day isn’t going all that badly…

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Dats what we call and ass-hat.

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WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Posted on 16th April 2016 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

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You steal that idea from my niece’s doll that she plays with? It looks much cooler made out of yarn so kids don’t get hurt.

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Oh what’s up boobies? How are you? Little cold? That’s understandable seeing as how you’re just hanging out in the open unprotected like that.

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Ohh you’re like that guy in the Miller Lite commercials. That’s special. But seriously, man to silver man, don’t listen to them. Don’t be you during Miller Time or anytime frankly.

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WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Posted on 9th April 2016 by Administrator in Economy

Yes, we have a pants shitter this week. 

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I guess you could say she “half-assed” her outfit today….because you can see her butt cheek. Just the one though. Half the butt. That’s why it’s funny. I hate you all.

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Wowzers! She is just full on titty out in the toy section. Some serious nips by the way. We had to increase the size of our frowny face to cover them. Not a good nip to tit ratio is all I’m saying.

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Must only be a half moon tonight.

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WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Posted on 2nd April 2016 by Administrator in Economy

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Guess my man got lost on his way from the coffee pot to his bathroom for his morning constitutional. Like waaaaaay lost.

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Who just stands in front of a Walmart with their beav out posing for pictures like you’re just on a casual sight seeing vacation tour? That’s not the Roman Coliseum behind you, it’s a lady buying new Tupperware and some flowers.

I wouldn’t even mind waiting in those long ass checkout lines if this dude was ringing me up every time.

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WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Posted on 26th March 2016 by Administrator in Economy

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You definitely bought that shirt in the infant department and I don’t even want to hear an argument otherwise.

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I have a feeling neither of you really have any real authority.

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Welcome to America’s new game that I honestly never thought would exist – “Is It Hair or A Hat?”

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WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Posted on 19th March 2016 by Administrator in Economy

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Wow! I’m honestly surprised you have survived this long after giving your man-card away.

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Thanks for hanging your white ass out. Now you look like the Mexican flag. Congrats? Or perhaps felicitaciones?

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Wowzers! I’m honestly 100% impressed right now. You are completely nude, yet somehow managed to still have bad Walmartian fashion! Who wears those sandals?! Like really? You’re nasty bits are on full display and I still can’t stop looking at those Air Jesus sandals.

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WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Posted on 12th March 2016 by Administrator in Economy

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Listen everyone, we love getting pictures from you guys while you’re at Walmart, but this isn’t a sting operation; you don’t have to go deep undercover stealth mode to get a picture of someone with the ass cheeks hanging out.

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A classic ass vs. ass matchup. David vs Goliath. The known vs the unknown. Should be interesting!

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If there is one thing we can all agree Santa Claus is about, it’s flashing just one titty outside of a Walmart. Merry Titmas everyone!

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WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Posted on 5th March 2016 by Administrator in Economy

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Are we about to start a spin-off of Hoarders, car edition?

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Here is a novel idea, instead of standing there with a big arrow, how about you jump up on one of the other 77 empty registers and start checking people out? Then the lines will be even shorter!

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Ha! Looks like it’s about to rain because that cloud is full of moisture.

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WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Posted on 27th February 2016 by Administrator in Economy

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Then, like a true baller, he just closes the umbrella & makes it rain on dem hoes.

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You look like a rodeo calf tied up too tight. Just kinda there, all confused, fat popping out the sides. Not good.

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I’m almost certain the man who took this picture had his dick ripped off seconds later. In fact, I’m sorta thinking anyone who makes eye contact with her gets their dick ripped off. Like a dick-ripping Madusa.

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WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Posted on 20th February 2016 by Administrator in Economy

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Trying to get that….beer money? Right? Because he’s turning in his coins. From his beer bottle piggy bank. That an adult probably shouldn’t own by the way. But still. Beer Money? Right? Hilarious. I crack myself up no matter what you people say.

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Yeah so it’s Friday. Dem some titties. Not great titties, but who has ever heard of bad titties?

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I think this might be the first time I truly understand Sisqo’s thong song. She got them dumps like a truck so literal they had to put a license plate on it.

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